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Author:  BikNorton [ Thu Feb 16, 2017 18:03 ]
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The ICO would consider it juicy gossip.

Author:  TheVision [ Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:32 ]
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Yay! I can play!

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Author:  Findus Fop [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:00 ]
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Mrs Fop had a good one of these the other day. Somewhere in deepest Kansas, a lonely farmhand is weeping because she thinks nobody on FarmersOnly is interested.

Author:  Squirt [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:07 ]
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Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:12 ]
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Not a very unique username there.

You'd think the fact that 10100846 other people had chosen it first would be a clue.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:13 ]
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10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:13 ]
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Squirt wrote:
Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...

Mimi always raises her eyebrows similarly when I get the "you've signed up for Local MILF Zone" style emails.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:14 ]
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Cras wrote:
10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

There are no cowgirls in space.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:27 ]
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http://Www.space-cowgirls.co.uk

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 13:29 ]
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See!

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 14:37 ]
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Cras wrote:
10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

...and all I need is a knife.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 14:38 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Squirt wrote:
Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...

Mimi always raises her eyebrows similarly when I get the "you've signed up for Local MILF Zone" style emails.

And so she should you dirty little bastard.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 14:44 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Cras wrote:
10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

...and all I need is a knife.


Speaking of which, Patricia Cornwell was on the wireless, yesterday, talking about her new book. She's been looking into Jack the Ripper and has spent about seven million spondoolicks on this. Thing is, she was asked why Jack the Ripper where there are other unsolved murders, and she gave an answer about families finally finding answers and the like. I think she should have said "Because I am very rich and this is my hobby".

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sun Jun 11, 2017 17:40 ]
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If you were going to sign up for a Find My iPhone style service for Android you'd pick one where they verify your email address first, right?

Otherwise they might let someone (me) log into your phone and see all your call logs, contacts and then that certain someone (me) might (will) play a 60 second scream on your device to helpfully aid you in locating it.

Someone (me) will not be so cruel as to remote wipe the phone, even though the option is there. :/

Author:  Kern [ Sun Jun 11, 2017 19:09 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Otherwise they might let someone (me) log into your phone and see all your call logs, contacts and then that certain someone (me) might (will) play a 60 second scream on your device to helpfully aid you in locating it.

Someone (me) will not be so cruel as to remote wipe the phone, even though the option is there. :/


Superb.

Can you set up custom ringtones? Perhaps 'Mr Blobby' for family members, a sound clip for particular Meg Ryan scene for work calls, and a high-pitch dog whistle for everyone else?

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Jun 11, 2017 20:47 ]
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I have no idea why anyone uses anything but https://www.google.com/android/find?u=0

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sun Jun 11, 2017 20:58 ]
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Grim... wrote:
I have no idea why anyone uses anything but https://www.google.com/android/find?u=0

This one was called Lookout, so avoid that :)

Author:  TheVision [ Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:19 ]
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Looks like I'm booking a holiday to Melbourne! Ace. I've always wanted to go there.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:34 ]
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The only downside being that you seem to be flying from Christchurch in New Zealand :)

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sat Aug 05, 2017 20:25 ]
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Sounds like you need to ask her to adjust the itinerary to flights from Birmingham.

Author:  Bamba [ Sat Aug 05, 2017 21:35 ]
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Wow, someone still uses actual travel agents? I suppose if anyone isn't going to understand their own email address it would be someone that still uses a travel agent.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:57 ]
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I take it you haven't been to New Zealand.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:31 ]
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I still use a travel agent, and I'm in the UK.
It's a hell of a lot easier to wander in and ask about which European cities I could easily fly to from Birmingham and then book a short break than it is to try and work that out myself, and the prices I've paid really aren't that different to what I might find online.

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:34 ]
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
I still use a travel agent, and I'm in the UK.
It's a hell of a lot easier to wander in and ask about which European cities I could easily fly to from Birmingham and then book a short break than it is to try and work that out myself, and the prices I've paid really aren't that different to what I might find online.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Europ ... e&ie=UTF-8

:kiss:

Author:  Bamba [ Sun Aug 06, 2017 18:41 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
I still use a travel agent, and I'm in the UK.
It's a hell of a lot easier to wander in and ask about which European cities I could easily fly to from Birmingham and then book a short break than it is to try and work that out myself, and the prices I've paid really aren't that different to what I might find online.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Europ ... e&ie=UTF-8

:kiss:


Pffh, that's really difficult. It's much easier to go and spend time talking to a stranger.

Author:  TheVision [ Wed Oct 18, 2017 20:40 ]
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I've had another couple of these. The first was a lengthy email from someone at a bank as he'd arranged a mortgage appointment with Ross Taylor. He was detailing all the documents he needed to bring and also signed me up for their secure file transfer service. I replied and told him that he had the wrong Ross.

Today I've been signed up to Netflix. The other Ross Taylor is paying £9.99 for this and I can see his card details. They're different to mine which is reassuring but still, it's weird. I've logged into his account and can see a mobile number. I'm going to contact him tomorrow and let him know.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 18:36 ]
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Just change the password and sell it back to him.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 18:50 ]
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£9.99 means he's on the premium plan, which means he can have people watching from different IPs. Just go ahead and use his Netflix.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 18:54 ]
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Errr, I think you mean, "go ahead and share his Netflix." Right?

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 19:10 ]
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Keep skipping ahead 2 episodes so everything gets spoilered.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 19:25 ]
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You can set up multiple log-ins for users on Netflix. Just set up one called "Wrong email, dude"

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 19:33 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
You can set up multiple log-ins for users on Netflix. Just set up one called "Wrong email, dude"


"How do you know your dog isn't a robot?"

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 19:34 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
You can set up multiple log-ins for users on Netflix. Just set up one called "Wrong email, dude"


"How do you know your dog isn't a robot?"


Or put spoilers of whatever he is watching as username.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 19:35 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
You can set up multiple log-ins for users on Netflix. Just set up one called "Wrong email, dude"


Nah, set one up called Add User

Author:  Squirt [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:58 ]
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Find the name of his dead grandfather, add that name as a profile and then add all the old cowboy films they used to watch together to the queue.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:55 ]
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:this:

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Oct 31, 2017 15:13 ]
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That other guy who has the same name as me has signed up for an account on Wish.com.

So far, I've received about 8 emails a day from them with special offers. This is getting annoying.

Oh.. and he's also cancelled his Netflix account.

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 16:59 ]
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Today I have received an email asking me to supply a reference for a lady whom I have never heard of.

Of course, she's going to get an absolutely glowing reference!

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 17:24 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Today I have received an email asking me to supply a reference for a lady whom I have never heard of.

Of course, she's going to get an absolutely glowing reference!

"She's so bad, the best reference she could supply was from a guy who's such an idiot that he doesn't know his own email address."

Author:  Kern [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 18:06 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Today I have received an email asking me to supply a reference for a lady whom I have never heard of.

Of course, she's going to get an absolutely glowing reference!


"Her levels of commitment and accuracy were spot-on, and she always stayed late to help clean up the scaffold."

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:28 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Today I have received an email asking me to supply a reference for a lady whom I have never heard of.

Of course, she's going to get an absolutely glowing reference!

"Friendly, enthusiastic, and an utter champion at flipping burgers."

Author:  Bamba [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:26 ]
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"Ms X has done some incredible work for our organisation. Sometimes the bodies weren't discovered for years!"

Author:  DBSnappa [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:14 ]
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Has a great future working in distribution for the Big Issue.

Author:  Trooper [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:58 ]
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She integrated so well into the team, I can't even remember her!

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 13:47 ]
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Great at working in teams, adapted to new people really well, cleaned the jizz up after filming without having to be asked.

Author:  devilman [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 13:57 ]
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"Easily the best and most human-looking android we've had working for us"

Author:  TheVision [ Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:07 ]
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It looks like my doppelganger is going on a flight soon to San Jose from Denver. While there, they will be stopping at the St Julien Hotel and Spa.

I know all this as I've received all the booking confirmations to my emails over night. It's costing them $412.69.

The annoying thing is that it's all automatically been added to my calendar.

**Edit** It also appears that I can log into the trip details via the American Express Global Business travel website. It's ok though, for security purposes they only allow you to log in with the 6 character reference number (found in the subject line of the email I've received), my surname and my email address.

Air tight.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:12 ]
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TheVision wrote:
. While there, they will be stopping at the St Julien Hotel and Spa.


4 and a half stars on Tripadvisor. Looks quite pretty. Why not send a message to them via the hotel? Perhaps a fax of Pacman or something.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:34 ]
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TheVision wrote:
**Edit** It also appears that I can log into the trip details via the American Express Global Business travel website. It's ok though, for security purposes they only allow you to log in with the 6 character reference number (found in the subject line of the email I've received), my surname and my email address.


Can you get him an upgrade?

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:35 ]
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"Hello, is that Denver Airport security? Ah good, listen... I've just overheard this guy talking about small white packets of powder in his botty... no, it's fine, glad I could help. Good luck."

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