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I've looked at that and it looks like the only way to cancel it is to return it when it arrives.

There must be something I can do...

Good afternoon Colin,

I am pleased to report that I received your letter today regarding Sponsorship for the Art Sale. At least we now know that you have the correct address, where the previous letter vanished to is anyone’s guess.

I’ll organise a cheque and forward that on for your attention.

Kind regards,

Andy

My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you.

Prepare for takeoff: Your Las Vegas itinerary
Air itinerary
Air Confirmation Passenger
9286KL Janis Neishuler
9Y9ZCL Russell Arslan
Date Flight Departure/Arrival
Thu Sep 22 323 Depart Burbank (BUR) on Southwest Airlines at 11:15 AM. Arrive in Las Vegas (LAS) at 12:15 PM.
Sun Sep 25 3120 Depart Las Vegas (LAS) on Southwest Airlines at 11:45 AM. Arrive in Burbank (BUR) at 12:50 PM.

Hello Andrew,
I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years.
I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator.
I realise you are busy.
Please call on 0424166892 when available
.
Very Best
Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm

More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got:

Quote:

Great Scott!

Subject: Summary of Your Enquiries

Hi Matt,
Here are the clinics you contacted recently.

Caduceus Medica Infectious Disease Clinic
0917 574 0455, Medical Plaza, Ort, Pasig City, Philippines, 1605, Philippines
caduceus.medica.infectious.disease.clin ... clinic.com

Johnvier Laboratory Clinic
(02) 534 3816, Main branch : 611 unit D Boni avenue Mandaluyong City, (Beside mang inasal ), Other branch: Blk.22 Hi-way welfareville, Martinez st., Addition hills Mandaluyong, City 1550, Philippines
[email protected]

St. Claire Medical Center Urology Clinic
(02) 624 9378, ST. CLAIRE MEDICAL CENTER, DIAN ST., MAKATI CITY, Philippines
st.claire.medical.center.urology.clinic ... clinic.com

I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it

Hi Russ/Gaynor

Here 'tis! Hope this will be ok, let me know if not and I can re-jig it!

Hope you are both well.

Catch u later.

Horiana Gear | Tauranga Office Manager
Sanford Ltd

15 November, 2016
Mr R Cudding
PO Box 14305
Mount Sheridan QLD 4868

Dear Mr Cudding

Kaiser needs Flea Prevention

Our Records indicate that Kaiser is now due for flea and tick prevention. To prevent infestations occurring due to missed treatments we recommend you use flea and tick preventatives all year round. Don’t wait until your pet starts scratching, adult fleas lay up to 50 eggs per day.
Paralysis ticks are one of the biggest risks faced by Cairns pets. One bite from a paralysis tick can be fatal.
Don’t take the risk, call into one of our conveniently located clinics and pick up your prevention today.
If you have received this reminder by post can you please help us save the environment by providing us with your email address so that we can send your reminders electronically. Email us at [email protected]. Thank you.

Note our business hours:
PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE WE NOW TAKE APPOINTMENTS AT ALL CLINICS

CAIRNS VET CLINIC 4032-9999
Monday - Friday: 8:30am-6:30pm
Saturday Morning: 8:30am-12:00 mid

GORDONVALE VET SURGERY 4032-9988
Monday - Friday: 8:30am-5:00pm
Saturday Morning: 8:30am-12:00 mid

Outback Steakhouse - Florence
Curbside Take-Away® Time
Curbside Take-Away® Time:
8:15 PM
12/15/2016
Curbside Take-Away® Location
Restaurant Location:
110 Dunbarton Drive
Florence, SC 29501
(843) 679-0055
Directions

Your Order
Outback Sirloin*
Steak Options:
Outback Sirloin* 6 oz. ($11.99)
Preparation Options::
Wood-Fire Grilled: Seasoned and flame grilled over oak wood for a delicious natural flavor.
Temperature Options:
Medium: Warm Pink Center/Touch of Red
Side Options:
Dressed Baked Potato
: Cheese
Sour Cream
Butter
Bacon

Side Options:
Signature Side Salad or Today's Fresh Made Soup
Signature Side Salad or Fresh Made Soup Options:
House Salad
Dressing Options:
Ranch
Customized Options:
No Cucumbers
No Onions
No Tomatoes
Qty: 1 $11.99

Sub Total $11.99
Sales Tax $1.20
TOTAL $13.19

Pay At Restaurant
$13.19
BALANCE $13.19

Order Comments
Bread Yes
Silverware Yes
Order Details
Ordered By: Russell Carter
(843) 472-7909
Ordered: 12/15/2016 7:45:40 PM
Fulfillment Type: Curbside Take-Away®
Order Number: 6177168
Fulfilled By: Outback Steakhouse - Florence
110 Dunbarton Drive
Florence, SC 29501
(843) 679-0055

To cancel or change your order, contact us at
(843) 679-0055

© 2016 Bloomin' Brands, Inc. All Rights Reserved

You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Outback Steakhouse in Florence

Christ it looks bleak there.

If you pan around, all you can see are landmarks to more fast food restaurants.

Bobbyaro wrote:

You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Yep, the previous chap with the vet appointments I put their postal address up.

Those are getting annoying now, as I keep getting messages to sign into their secure messaging center as there is a message waiting. Can't access it, can't turn off the alert.

Mr Russell wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Can you chuck on a filter?

Author:	Mr Dave [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 13:35 ]
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TheVision wrote: I've looked at that and it looks like the only way to cancel it is to return it when it arrives. There must be something I can do... You have their address? Send them a Bon Jovi cover. "You give Love Glaswegians a Bad Name"

Author:	KovacsC [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 17:41 ]
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Order a skip. Pizza. 100 pints of milk

Author:	Mr Russell [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:22 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
Quote: Good afternoon Colin, I am pleased to report that I received your letter today regarding Sponsorship for the Art Sale. At least we now know that you have the correct address, where the previous letter vanished to is anyone’s guess. I’ll organise a cheque and forward that on for your attention. Kind regards, Andy

Author:	MaliA [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:46 ]
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Free money!

Author:	TheVision [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:52 ]
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My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you.

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Author:	Sir Taxalot [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 23:30 ]
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TheVision wrote: My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you. I see from the xboxone pics that your last name is Taylor. My dad was also called Colin Taylor. What a coincidence.

Author:	Mimi [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:32 ]
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He gets around, that Colin Taylor, breeding nerds wherever he goes. Play nicely with your brother.

Author:	Sir Taxalot [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:20 ]
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But he started it! He looked at me funny.

Author:	Grim... [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:24 ]
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You know we don't talk about his wonky eye! Go to your room!

Author:	Sir Taxalot [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:48 ]
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Hnnnnh. So unfair!

Author:	Grim... [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:55 ]
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ROOM!

Author:	Sir Taxalot [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:21 ]
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But....

Author:	TheVision [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:42 ]
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Nerrr.

Author:	Mimi [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 21:31 ]
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Author:	Mr Dave [ Tue Sep 20, 2016 0:44 ]
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DavPaz wrote: I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it Translation: Praise the big headed one. Praise him with great praise. His moon sized bonce is glorious. etc etc. It appears you've started a cult.

Author:	MaliA [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 21:37 ]
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I appear to be a painter/decorator type in Chippenham. I have replied to emails asking for quotes explaining how I am mighty Intergalactic buccaneer but hope that they get their hallway redone

Author:	Mr Russell [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:14 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
Quote: Prepare for takeoff: Your Las Vegas itinerary Air itinerary Air Confirmation Passenger 9286KL Janis Neishuler 9Y9ZCL Russell Arslan Date Flight Departure/Arrival Thu Sep 22 323 Depart Burbank (BUR) on Southwest Airlines at 11:15 AM. Arrive in Las Vegas (LAS) at 12:15 PM. Sun Sep 25 3120 Depart Las Vegas (LAS) on Southwest Airlines at 11:45 AM. Arrive in Burbank (BUR) at 12:50 PM. Not really the sort of thing you want to send to the wrong person I guess.

Author:	Curiosity [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 16:43 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got: Quote: Hello Andrew, I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years. I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator. I realise you are busy. Please call on 0424166892 when available . Very Best Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm Great Scott!

Author:	MaliA [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 16:44 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
Curiosity wrote: More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got: Quote: Hello Andrew, I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years. I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator. I realise you are busy. Please call on 0424166892 when available . Very Best Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm Great Scott! You have to reply to this.

Author:	Jem [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:21 ]
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Given my experience with Debenhams and trying to return something that you incorrectly received, I bid you good luck.

Author:	Grim... [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:25 ]
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Quote: Subject: Summary of Your Enquiries Hi Matt, Here are the clinics you contacted recently. Caduceus Medica Infectious Disease Clinic 0917 574 0455, Medical Plaza, Ort, Pasig City, Philippines, 1605, Philippines caduceus.medica.infectious.disease.clin ... clinic.com Johnvier Laboratory Clinic (02) 534 3816, Main branch : 611 unit D Boni avenue Mandaluyong City, (Beside mang inasal ), Other branch: Blk.22 Hi-way welfareville, Martinez st., Addition hills Mandaluyong, City 1550, Philippines [email protected] St. Claire Medical Center Urology Clinic (02) 624 9378, ST. CLAIRE MEDICAL CENTER, DIAN ST., MAKATI CITY, Philippines st.claire.medical.center.urology.clinic ... clinic.com Ruh-roh.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:30 ]
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Amazing!

Author:	DavPaz [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 20:32 ]
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I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it

Author:	myp [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 20:45 ]
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DavPaz wrote: I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it Antisemite

Author:	Grim... [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 22:18 ]
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Author:	Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:16 ]
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Quote: Hi Russ/Gaynor Here 'tis! Hope this will be ok, let me know if not and I can re-jig it! Hope you are both well. Catch u later. Horiana Gear \| Tauranga Office Manager Sanford Ltd Attached was a letter confirming that Russell Cuddihey has moved to Australia as of September 2016.

Author:	Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:18 ]
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Oh God, and now three more with variations of "try this one", and "has this worked?"

Author:	Kern [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:19 ]
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You will survive.

Author:	Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:23 ]
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As long as I know how to filter email I know I'll stay alive.

Author:	Mr Russell [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:38 ]
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Poor Kaiser won't get his flea treatment. Quote: 15 November, 2016 Mr R Cudding PO Box 14305 Mount Sheridan QLD 4868 Dear Mr Cudding Kaiser needs Flea Prevention Our Records indicate that Kaiser is now due for flea and tick prevention. To prevent infestations occurring due to missed treatments we recommend you use flea and tick preventatives all year round. Don’t wait until your pet starts scratching, adult fleas lay up to 50 eggs per day. Paralysis ticks are one of the biggest risks faced by Cairns pets. One bite from a paralysis tick can be fatal. Don’t take the risk, call into one of our conveniently located clinics and pick up your prevention today. If you have received this reminder by post can you please help us save the environment by providing us with your email address so that we can send your reminders electronically. Email us at [email protected]. Thank you. Note our business hours: PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE WE NOW TAKE APPOINTMENTS AT ALL CLINICS CAIRNS VET CLINIC 4032-9999 Monday - Friday: 8:30am-6:30pm Saturday Morning: 8:30am-12:00 mid GORDONVALE VET SURGERY 4032-9988 Monday - Friday: 8:30am-5:00pm Saturday Morning: 8:30am-12:00 mid

Author:	Cras [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 13:19 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
Interesting pet name choice

Author:	Mr Russell [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:27 ]
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In other news: Steak Takeaway. Steakaway! Quote: Outback Steakhouse - Florence Curbside Take-Away® Time Curbside Take-Away® Time: 8:15 PM 12/15/2016 Curbside Take-Away® Location Restaurant Location: 110 Dunbarton Drive Florence, SC 29501 (843) 679-0055 Directions Your Order Outback Sirloin* Steak Options: Outback Sirloin* 6 oz. ($11.99) Preparation Options:: Wood-Fire Grilled: Seasoned and flame grilled over oak wood for a delicious natural flavor. Temperature Options: Medium: Warm Pink Center/Touch of Red Side Options: Dressed Baked Potato : Cheese Sour Cream Butter Bacon Side Options: Signature Side Salad or Today's Fresh Made Soup Signature Side Salad or Fresh Made Soup Options: House Salad Dressing Options: Ranch Customized Options: No Cucumbers No Onions No Tomatoes Qty: 1 $11.99 Sub Total $11.99 Sales Tax $1.20 TOTAL $13.19 Pay At Restaurant $13.19 BALANCE $13.19 Order Comments Bread Yes Silverware Yes Order Details Ordered By: Russell Carter (843) 472-7909 Ordered: 12/15/2016 7:45:40 PM Fulfillment Type: Curbside Take-Away® Order Number: 6177168 Fulfilled By: Outback Steakhouse - Florence 110 Dunbarton Drive Florence, SC 29501 (843) 679-0055 To cancel or change your order, contact us at (843) 679-0055 © 2016 Bloomin' Brands, Inc. All Rights Reserved

Author:	Bobbyaro [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:13 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Author:	Findus Fop [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:28 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
Outback Steakhouse in Florence Christ it looks bleak there. If you pan around, all you can see are landmarks to more fast food restaurants.

Author:	Mr Russell [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:37 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
Bobbyaro wrote: You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up. Yep, the previous chap with the vet appointments I put their postal address up. Those are getting annoying now, as I keep getting messages to sign into their secure messaging center as there is a message waiting. Can't access it, can't turn off the alert.

Author:	Kern [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:41 ]
Post subject:	Re: Doppelganger adventures
Findus Fop wrote: Outback Steakhouse in Florence Christ it looks bleak there. If you pan around, all you can see are landmarks to more fast food restaurants. That looks like every kind of edge-of-town food stop I've ever eaten in when in the colonies. I quite like Wendy's, and Crackerbarrel's faux old-timey charm is more pleasant to pull into after five hours than a British service station ever could be.