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Author: | myp [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 20:05 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Grim... wrote: Whilst. Nah. They're synonymous. In fact, the -st suffix was added in Middle English for no good reason. http://www.dailywritingtips.com/the-dif ... nd-whilst/ |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 20:16 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Yourst mum was added in middle English for no reason. |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 20:33 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Were. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 20:38 ] |
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Yourst mum Bratwurst? That just isn't right. |
Author: | myp [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 21:06 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Were. Now you're being silly. |
Author: | Trooper [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 21:22 ] |
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American Nervoso wrote: Grim... wrote: Were. Now you're being silly. Nou your bean sille |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 21:28 ] |
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Seeeeleeeee |
Author: | RBR2 [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 22:09 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppleganger adventures |
Author: | RBR2 [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 22:12 ] |
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Author: | myp [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 22:15 ] |
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mrak wrote: Today though I had an email letting me know there's a package due for delivery at my flat in Reykjavik. Not really in the mood today It's a bit of a trek. |
Author: | RBR2 [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 23:24 ] |
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Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:35 ] |
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Judging from your avatar, mrak, your doppleganger is Trousers. |
Author: | TheVision [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 21:52 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
I've just had an email from debenhams confirming the purchase of a bag. The guys got the same name as me but lives in Glasgow. Wow.. I think I'm part of the doppelganger crowd! |
Author: | TheVision [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:04 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
I sent this person a text message last night explaining that I'd received their email so they might want to change their details. I was nice and polite as you'd expect... Only for them to reply at 4 in the morning with the word "scum". Charming! |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:13 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
TheVision wrote: I sent this person a text message last night explaining that I'd received their email so they might want to change their details. I was nice and polite as you'd expect... Only for them to reply at 4 in the morning with the word "scum". Charming! Sounds like permission to cancel their order. |
Author: | TheVision [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:37 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
I've looked at that and it looks like the only way to cancel it is to return it when it arrives. There must be something I can do... |
Author: | MaliA [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:50 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
How creative do you want to be? Advertising a terraced house for rent at 30% below market rate in a freesheet is a starter for 10 |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:43 ] |
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Contract debenhams saying that someone had fraudulently used you card. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:44 ] |
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Also, what a cunt! |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:46 ] |
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Get a throwaway sum card and ring him every day at 4am |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 13:35 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
TheVision wrote: I've looked at that and it looks like the only way to cancel it is to return it when it arrives. There must be something I can do... You have their address? Send them a Bon Jovi cover. "You give Love Glaswegians a Bad Name" |
Author: | KovacsC [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 17:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Order a skip. Pizza. 100 pints of milk |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:22 ] |
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Quote: Good afternoon Colin,
I am pleased to report that I received your letter today regarding Sponsorship for the Art Sale. At least we now know that you have the correct address, where the previous letter vanished to is anyone’s guess. I’ll organise a cheque and forward that on for your attention. Kind regards, Andy |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:46 ] |
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Free money! |
Author: | TheVision [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 14:52 ] |
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My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you. |
Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 23:30 ] |
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TheVision wrote: My dads name is Colin. Let me have the cheque and I'll cash it for you. I see from the xboxone pics that your last name is Taylor. My dad was also called Colin Taylor. What a coincidence. |
Author: | Mimi [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:32 ] |
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He gets around, that Colin Taylor, breeding nerds wherever he goes. Play nicely with your brother. |
Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:20 ] |
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But he started it! He looked at me funny. |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:24 ] |
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You know we don't talk about his wonky eye! Go to your room! |
Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:48 ] |
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Hnnnnh. So unfair! |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:55 ] |
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ROOM! |
Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:21 ] |
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But.... |
Author: | TheVision [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:42 ] |
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Nerrr. |
Author: | Mimi [ Fri Sep 16, 2016 21:31 ] |
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Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:14 ] |
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Quote: Prepare for takeoff: Your Las Vegas itinerary Air itinerary Air Confirmation Passenger 9286KL Janis Neishuler 9Y9ZCL Russell Arslan Date Flight Departure/Arrival Thu Sep 22 323 Depart Burbank (BUR) on Southwest Airlines at 11:15 AM. Arrive in Las Vegas (LAS) at 12:15 PM. Sun Sep 25 3120 Depart Las Vegas (LAS) on Southwest Airlines at 11:45 AM. Arrive in Burbank (BUR) at 12:50 PM. Not really the sort of thing you want to send to the wrong person I guess. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 16:43 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got: Quote: Hello Andrew, I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years. I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator. I realise you are busy. Please call on 0424166892 when available . Very Best Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm Great Scott! |
Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 16:44 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Curiosity wrote: More likely spam than mistaken identity, but I loved this email I got: Quote: Hello Andrew, I have provided naturopathic and pharmaceutical consultation for your parents over the past 2 years. I am wishing to talk to you about understanding the electronics required to build a multiwave oscillator. I realise you are busy. Please call on 0424166892 when available . Very Best Peter Clarke N.D B.Sc B.Pharm Great Scott! You have to reply to this. |
Author: | Jem [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:21 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Given my experience with Debenhams and trying to return something that you incorrectly received, I bid you good luck. |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:25 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Quote: Subject: Summary of Your Enquiries Hi Matt, Here are the clinics you contacted recently. Caduceus Medica Infectious Disease Clinic 0917 574 0455, Medical Plaza, Ort, Pasig City, Philippines, 1605, Philippines caduceus.medica.infectious.disease.clin ... clinic.com Johnvier Laboratory Clinic (02) 534 3816, Main branch : 611 unit D Boni avenue Mandaluyong City, (Beside mang inasal ), Other branch: Blk.22 Hi-way welfareville, Martinez st., Addition hills Mandaluyong, City 1550, Philippines [email protected] St. Claire Medical Center Urology Clinic (02) 624 9378, ST. CLAIRE MEDICAL CENTER, DIAN ST., MAKATI CITY, Philippines st.claire.medical.center.urology.clinic ... clinic.com Ruh-roh. |
Author: | Cras [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 17:30 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Amazing! |
Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 20:32 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it |
Author: | myp [ Mon Sep 19, 2016 20:45 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
DavPaz wrote: I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it Antisemite |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Sep 20, 2016 0:44 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
DavPaz wrote: I got something entirely in Hebrew earlier. I haven't bothered to translate it Translation: Praise the big headed one. Praise him with great praise. His moon sized bonce is glorious. etc etc. It appears you've started a cult. |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 21:37 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
I appear to be a painter/decorator type in Chippenham. I have replied to emails asking for quotes explaining how I am mighty Intergalactic buccaneer but hope that they get their hallway redone |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 22:18 ] |
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Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:16 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Quote: Hi Russ/Gaynor Here 'tis! Hope this will be ok, let me know if not and I can re-jig it! Hope you are both well. Catch u later. Horiana Gear | Tauranga Office Manager Sanford Ltd Attached was a letter confirming that Russell Cuddihey has moved to Australia as of September 2016. |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:18 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Doppelganger adventures |
Oh God, and now three more with variations of "try this one", and "has this worked?" |
Author: | Kern [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:19 ] |
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You will survive. |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:23 ] |
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As long as I know how to filter email I know I'll stay alive. |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:38 ] |
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Poor Kaiser won't get his flea treatment. Quote: 15 November, 2016
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