Doppelganger adventures

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 48101

Interesting pet name choice

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

In other news: Steak Takeaway.

Steakaway!

Quote:

Outback Steakhouse - Florence
Curbside Take-Away® Time
Curbside Take-Away® Time:
8:15 PM
12/15/2016
Curbside Take-Away® Location
Restaurant Location:
110 Dunbarton Drive
Florence, SC 29501
(843) 679-0055
Directions

Your Order
Outback Sirloin*
Steak Options:
Outback Sirloin* 6 oz. ($11.99)
Preparation Options::
Wood-Fire Grilled: Seasoned and flame grilled over oak wood for a delicious natural flavor.
Temperature Options:
Medium: Warm Pink Center/Touch of Red
Side Options:
Dressed Baked Potato
: Cheese
Sour Cream
Butter
Bacon

Side Options:
Signature Side Salad or Today's Fresh Made Soup
Signature Side Salad or Fresh Made Soup Options:
House Salad
Dressing Options:
Ranch
Customized Options:
No Cucumbers
No Onions
No Tomatoes
Qty: 1 $11.99

Sub Total $11.99
Sales Tax $1.20
TOTAL $13.19

Pay At Restaurant
$13.19
BALANCE $13.19

Order Comments
Bread Yes
Silverware Yes
Order Details
Ordered By: Russell Carter
(843) 472-7909
Ordered: 12/15/2016 7:45:40 PM
Fulfillment Type: Curbside Take-Away®
Order Number: 6177168
Fulfilled By: Outback Steakhouse - Florence
110 Dunbarton Drive
Florence, SC 29501
(843) 679-0055

To cancel or change your order, contact us at
(843) 679-0055

© 2016 Bloomin' Brands, Inc. All Rights Reserved

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11680

You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 2871

Outback Steakhouse in Florence

Christ it looks bleak there.

If you pan around, all you can see are landmarks to more fast food restaurants.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

Bobbyaro wrote:

You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Yep, the previous chap with the vet appointments I put their postal address up.

Those are getting annoying now, as I keep getting messages to sign into their secure messaging center as there is a message waiting. Can't access it, can't turn off the alert.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:41

Findus Fop wrote:

Outback Steakhouse in Florence

Christ it looks bleak there.

If you pan around, all you can see are landmarks to more fast food restaurants.

That looks like every kind of edge-of-town food stop I've ever eaten in when in the colonies.

I quite like Wendy's, and Crackerbarrel's faux old-timey charm is more pleasant to pull into after five hours than a British service station ever could be.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:52

You call it 'roadkill', we call it 'Curbside Takeaway (r)'.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2016 15:36

Mr Russell wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Yep, the previous chap with the vet appointments I put their postal address up.

Those are getting annoying now, as I keep getting messages to sign into their secure messaging center as there is a message waiting. Can't access it, can't turn off the alert.

Can you chuck on a filter?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

Mr Dave wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

You Have just put your doppelganger's phone number up.

Yep, the previous chap with the vet appointments I put their postal address up.

Those are getting annoying now, as I keep getting messages to sign into their secure messaging center as there is a message waiting. Can't access it, can't turn off the alert.

Can you chuck on a filter?

Well, annoying is a strong word.

I mostly access my email off my phone, so it takes a lot to get me to log in and create a filter instead of just long swiping to the left. So, yes annoying, but I'm also lazy.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

If anyone wants to know what Colin Russell is reading in the Christmas Eve carol service I have his PowerPoint.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2016 16:54

Tell us!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2016 16:58

Attend service and shout each line before he says it.Then claim you are from the future. Then, shout "wrong timeline!" And cheese it.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2016 18:19

Also, is it a 'good' PowerPoint or do they do bad things with transitions?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

I didn't read it in such great detail. I informed the sender they'd sent it to the wrong person so as to avoid a Christmas disaster.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

He's not learning

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2017 20:46

Mr Russell wrote:

He's not learning

Brilliant

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 2871

Mr Russell wrote:

He's not learning

dare i ask what bellendean.jpg is a picture of?

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2017 13:10

A barcode wrapped around a penis, durr.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

Fortunately it didn't download

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11680

Mr Russell wrote:

He's not learning

I can't figure out this, has someone you responded to telling them it wasn't the right person, basically replied to you as though you were the other person?

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2017 21:21

Mr Russell wrote:

Fortunately it didn't download

Even Giphy failed us.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2017 22:08

Bobbyaro wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

He's not learning

I can't figure out this, has someone you responded to telling them it wasn't the right person, basically replied to you as though you were the other person?

I have done this too, to one of the MANY people who share my name. Sent their mother a polite reply saying it was the wrong address, she responded telling her son that someone has said she had the wrong address but now this was the right one.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2017 22:51

Kern wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

Fortunately it didn't download

Even Giphy failed us.

[giphy]A barcode wrapped around a penis[/giph...

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:20

Going on a cruise! Not even close to my name!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 48101

Nice one, Paula.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5530

I've managed receive a load of internal HR documents about Child and Vulnerable Adult Safeguarding from some church in Luton. Sadly it all seems very dry and sensible, with no juicy gossip or anything.

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:49

There is another lonewolves at Honking Plonkers Extravaganza Inc and I sometimes get his email and vice versa. Nothing particularly exciting although sometimes I get asked to give feedback on employees I've never had any dealings with.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:13

Lonewolves wrote:

There is another lonewolves at Honking Plonkers Extravaganza Inc and I sometimes get his email and vice versa. Nothing particularly exciting although sometimes I get asked to give feedback on employees I've never had any dealings with.

Is "Lonewolves" real life name "Jyoptika" perchance?

Because if you go stealing her real name, and adding a silent p, she goes stealing your Internet handle.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:13

Lonewolves wrote:

There is another lonewolves at Honking Plonkers Extravaganza Inc and I sometimes get his email and vice versa. Nothing particularly exciting although sometimes I get asked to give feedback on employees I've never had any dealings with.

"Honking Plonkers Extravaganza employee 4321 is an excellent worker, despite his wandering hands, off-colour remarks and fascination for printing off pictures of giraffes"

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:23

devilman wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

There is another lonewolves at Honking Plonkers Extravaganza Inc and I sometimes get his email and vice versa. Nothing particularly exciting although sometimes I get asked to give feedback on employees I've never had any dealings with.

"Honking Plonkers Extravaganza employee 4321 is an excellent worker, despite his wandering hands, off-colour remarks and fascination for printing off pictures of giraffes"

Are you trying to get me sacked

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 9183

The ICO would consider it juicy gossip.

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:32

Yay! I can play!

Quote:

Mr Ross Taylor
Sunday, 26th February 2017

Dear Ross

This is just a quick reminder to let you know that, according to our records, your CBT certificate may now be close to expiring. It is valid for two years from the date of issue and is a legal requirement to continue on the road. You may wish to consider getting yourself a full motorbike or scooter licence before your CBT expires or simply come back to redo the course in order to continue riding on L Plates for the next two years. Either way, why not give our office a call on the number below and see what options are open to you?
Check our new web site http://www.cbtlondonbiketests.co.uk "Like" us on our facebook page and keep in touch.

Looking forward to speaking with you soon.
Kind regards,

The Admin Team
Advantage Wimbledon

124 MERTON HIGH STREET
London
SW19 1BD

Tel: 020 8543 5722
Email: [email protected]

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 2871

Mrs Fop had a good one of these the other day. Somewhere in deepest Kansas, a lonely farmhand is weeping because she thinks nobody on FarmersOnly is interested.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5530

Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

Not a very unique username there.

You'd think the fact that 10100846 other people had chosen it first would be a clue.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 48101

10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

Squirt wrote:

Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...

Mimi always raises her eyebrows similarly when I get the "you've signed up for Local MILF Zone" style emails.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

Cras wrote:

10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

There are no cowgirls in space.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 48101

http://Www.space-cowgirls.co.uk

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 48101

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 07, 2017 14:37

Cras wrote:

10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

...and all I need is a knife.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 07, 2017 14:38

Mr Russell wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Poor Cowgirl10100847 :'(

Mrs Squirt got something similar a while back, but instead of someone wondering why their FarmersOnly.com post wasn't getting any replies, it was someone wondering why their BDSM-sluts.com ad wasn't. Or at least she claimed hat why she was getting all those messages...

Mimi always raises her eyebrows similarly when I get the "you've signed up for Local MILF Zone" style emails.

And so she should you dirty little bastard.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 07, 2017 14:44

Zardoz wrote:

Cras wrote:

10 million single cowgirls is my kind of party.

...and all I need is a knife.

Speaking of which, Patricia Cornwell was on the wireless, yesterday, talking about her new book. She's been looking into Jack the Ripper and has spent about seven million spondoolicks on this. Thing is, she was asked why Jack the Ripper where there are other unsolved murders, and she gave an answer about families finally finding answers and the like. I think she should have said "Because I am very rich and this is my hobby".

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

If you were going to sign up for a Find My iPhone style service for Android you'd pick one where they verify your email address first, right?

Otherwise they might let someone (me) log into your phone and see all your call logs, contacts and then that certain someone (me) might (will) play a 60 second scream on your device to helpfully aid you in locating it.

Someone (me) will not be so cruel as to remote wipe the phone, even though the option is there. :/

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Jun 11, 2017 19:09

Mr Russell wrote:

Otherwise they might let someone (me) log into your phone and see all your call logs, contacts and then that certain someone (me) might (will) play a 60 second scream on your device to helpfully aid you in locating it.

Someone (me) will not be so cruel as to remote wipe the phone, even though the option is there. :/

Superb.

Can you set up custom ringtones? Perhaps 'Mr Blobby' for family members, a sound clip for particular Meg Ryan scene for work calls, and a high-pitch dog whistle for everyone else?

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Jun 11, 2017 20:47

I have no idea why anyone uses anything but https://www.google.com/android/find?u=0

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11748

Grim... wrote:

I have no idea why anyone uses anything but https://www.google.com/android/find?u=0

This one was called Lookout, so avoid that

TheVision · **Posted:** Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:19

Looks like I'm booking a holiday to Melbourne! Ace. I've always wanted to go there.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 3842

The only downside being that you seem to be flying from Christchurch in New Zealand

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11680

Sounds like you need to ask her to adjust the itinerary to flights from Birmingham.

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