Congratulations Trooper, your wife looks gorgeous and her dress is stunning. Are you wearing your hand made tie? Are you going on honeymoon?

I didn't get NIN tickets. Between the dual rises in ticket prices and people experiencing gigs through their phone screens, it's rarely an enjoyable experience to see a band live nowadays. Sad times.

Another Beexer keeping with the tradition of punching above his weight.

Thanks all

Now apparently I'm heading off on holiday tomorrow, I should probably start organising stuff and find out where we are actually going and what time!

I've had a headache for about a month now, on and off.

Might go get my brain scanned again.

How's your BP? That's what was giving me constant headaches.

about! again! i've!

Also, I had that in September/October, which is odd as I very rarely get headaches. I got my eyes tested, then grudgingly went along to a doctor who determined it was being caused by my teeth, and told me to go and see a dentist. I told him to fuck off, because I don't like dentists, and I'd just wait for it to go away, which it eventually did (and turned into God-awful toothache instead).

HTH

At least you don't turn Japanese when you're stressed.

Turning Japanese is supposed to help with stress.

Anyway, you're Mexican now.

At least you don't turn Japanese when you're stressed.

Got those.

It might be my eyes. I spend forever looking at screens, and my glasses are fucked. It's either that or my teeth or my sinuses or my blood pressure or a tumour or something.

First question from the doctor.

Sir, have you had an alcohol in the past month?

First question from the doctor.

Sir, have you had any alcohol in the past month?

Moral Maze question of the day:

If you see someone leave their headlights on in the car park, is it okay not to tell them if they work in HR?

Moral Maze question of the day:

If you see someone leave their headlights on in the car park, is it okay not to tell them if they work in HR?

Moral Maze question of the day:

If you see someone leave their headlights on in the car park, is it okay not to tell them if they work in HR?

\o

There is one family who live down the road & drive a Vauxhall Zafira, I have knocked on their door three times this year because twice he left his lights on & once because he had a flat. On Sunday driving pass his passenger door was open & I thought sod it !! So I ignored it.

Depends. Most people who work in HR are hot girls. You should always tell them.

I realise I'm just self-indulgently ranting here but: fucking Three! After a day or so spent on their network it seems that their service is just so hilariously variable as to be useless unless you spend all your time in one of their coverage brightspots. Roaming across Glasgow city centre yesterday I rarely saw anything above 1MB and frequently ended up getting near dial-up speeds; except for a single spot in my office where I could get about 4MB. I ran a few tests when I got home and it seems my kitchen is some kind of Three signal nexus as I could repeatably get 13MB (!) down while standing there and about 8MB in my bathroom. This morning at the train station near my house I got a decent speed (versus the near fuck all I got yesterday) but the closest I got to town the shitter it got.

Having hilariously high max speeds is totally useless if that's matched with massive spots of terrible performance; what use is that in a mobile network? I can see me ending up going back to O2 but having to pay them shedloads more money than I was previously and not even getting unlimited data with that. This could end up being an expensive experiment...