Bits & Bobs 40

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Dave wrote:

Welcome back.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Ladies and gentlemen, Paul 'Bellend' Carr.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 23:26

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Ladies and gentlemen, Paul 'Bellend' Carr.

Oh, that is quite spectacular.

"Google me!"

I win every confrontation I have ever been in by telling the truth!

Agent Starling · **Joined:** 8th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1701

TheVision wrote:

I have that all the time and I'm not changing jobs

But also

I loathe my job and despise my boss.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 15, 2013 23:55

Jesus Christ.

[edit] @ Paul Bellend Carr.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

What a tool. Paul 'Bellend' Carr, I mean.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Welcome back, WTB! Stay.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

The drunk train is the best train.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I really need a piss.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 0:55

Take a photo!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I'll last. I'm not using the toilet on the train. What do you think I am, some sort of animal?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:02

Welcome back WTB

Well thank you rain for waking me.

If it rains any harder I am building an Ark.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:19

Woken Kov is a productive Kov.. Made lunch, had breakfast, cleaned the kitchen (some of my house makes are pigs), emptied the bin, taken the bins out for collection..

Synced and updated iphone..

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

MaliA wrote:

Throughsilver:

Post work is better on Wednesday, lunch will be tricky at the moment due to my sorting stuff out. Does that fit in OK? Please say yes, as MrsA is having her girl colleagues over so they can drink in front of her and prod her tummy.

How has this not gone viral yet?

Also... Hello WTB! Boro won a game and you're a law-talking-guy. Good times.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:02

DavPaz wrote:

Also... Hello WTB! Boro won a game and you're a law-talking-guy. Good times.

Sounds like we're both trying to get this Rantie guy - wonder who will win!

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:16

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Ladies and gentlemen, Paul 'Bellend' Carr.

Jesus Christ.

Remind me again who this bellend is? I know the name and know it's been thrown around on here (and, I seem to remember, on World of :attitude:

) but how did he get on our radar?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:27

GazChap wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Ladies and gentlemen, Paul 'Bellend' Carr.

Jesus Christ.

Remind me again who this bellend is? I know the name and know it's been thrown around on here (and, I seem to remember, on World of :attitude:

) but how did he get on our radar?

Because he's a bellend.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Paul Carr. Former tech 'writer' for the Grauniad, Times, Tech Crunch, vanity searches his own name and once told our very own Jonarob to go skullfuck himself. Massive bellend, obv.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:38

Going camping and hiking with my friend this weekend in the Cotswolds. Saturday's looking a bit damp, but we should get some decent walking in on the Sunday.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:21

Pundabaya wrote:

Paul Carr. Former tech 'writer' for the Grauniad, Times, Tech Crunch, vanity searches his own name and once told our very own Jonarob to go skullfuck himself. Massive bellend, obv.

It's a shame we no longer appear on Google when searching for Paul Carr. Given his request to Google him.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:29

I googled Paul Carr and saw nothing but an estate agent in Sutton.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22277

If we keep mentioning Paul Carr, we'll probably drift up the google listings.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:42

Trooper wrote:

If we keep mentioning Paul Carr, we'll probably drift up the google listings.

Hopefully.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:48

SilentElk wrote:

Trooper wrote:

If we keep mentioning Paul Carr, we'll probably drift up the google listings.

Hopefully.

Currently playing: InFamous (PS3); LA Noire (PC); Uncharted: Golden Abyss (Vita)
Currently reading: 'A Game of Thrones' - George R R Martin
Currently watching: The Thick of It - Series 1; The Office: An American Workplace - Season 7

PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND. PAUL CARR IS A BELLEND.

You think?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

Doesn't putting it in a sig mean that Google pushes it back down the rankings because it's on loads of pages exactly the same and it sees it as spam, or have I made this up?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:00

I don't know.

I do know Paul Carr is a bellend, though.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:01

Do you think he'll use that in a stand-up gig?

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 13:19

Wasn't it Plissken (late of this parish) who started justifiably trolling him in Guardian CIF comments?

Nice to see he's still a massive bellend. Paul Carr, I mean.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22277

2pm on a Friday? That's totally hometime right?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 14:27

Trooper wrote:

2pm on a Friday? That's totally hometime right?

11am was my home time! Also only took me 10 mins to get home.

I am ignoring the fact I have to go back to work at 7pm.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Trooper wrote:

2pm on a Friday? That's totally hometime right?

Happy to formally sign off on you going home at this point.

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 14:30

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Ladies and gentlemen, Paul 'Bellend' Carr.

No idea who this guy is, but man - that last email of his was quite the angriest, funniest thing I've read in ages. Awesome.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22277

Cras wrote:

Trooper wrote:

2pm on a Friday? That's totally hometime right?

Happy to formally sign off on you going home at this point.

Might need to forge the timestamp, I was already on the train...

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

am at the great British beer festival. low of beer us good.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 16:54

Bobbyaro wrote:

am at the great British beer festival. low of beer us good.

Have you borrowed Mr Dave's phone?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Curiosity wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

am at the great British beer festival. low of beer us good.

Have you borrowed Mr Dave's phone?

Beer makes everyone type like Mr Dave. It's like a shitty touch-screen keyboard for the entire world.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Trooper wrote:

If we keep mentioning Paul Carr, we'll probably drift up the google listings.

We are top ranked for lots of bizarre things.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 17:10

Bamba wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Bobbyaro wrote:

am at the great British beer festival. low of beer us good.

Have you borrowed Mr Dave's phone?

Beer makes everyone type like Mr Dave. It's like a shitty touch-screen keyboard for the entire world.

型破りのキーボードだけだよ。便利も。

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 17:12

chinnyhill10 wrote:

We are top ranked for lots of bizarre things.

What are we famous for this month, chums?

In order of popularity, here is the top 99 search terms that ended with people coming here:

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Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

Someone's after me! Does it show ip addresses of who searched for me?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 17:15

Mr Russell wrote:

Someone's after me! Does it show ip addresses of who searched for me?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF
If I ever find this shit in my house, mummy and daddy won't be living together anymore.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF
If I ever find this shit in my house, mummy and daddy won't be living together anymore.

Does that mean there's a chance you could find it in your house? Does your wife have form with such nonsense or something?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

More pertinently: how do you even know about it? Do you have form with such nonsense?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

It was advertised on a busstop. In lewisham of all places. Because the most important thing for a town where most people are below the poverty line is an unproven anti aging tonic.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 18:08

The references are certainly interesting.

Particularly this one... http://www.biomedexperts.com/Abstract.b ... atinocytes

Sadly I can't find where they reference it.

But frankly the alarm bells should be ringing at food supplement.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

We are top ranked for lots of bizarre things.

What are we famous for this month, chums?

In order of popularity, here is the top 99 search terms that ended with people coming here:

Code:

leonard rossiter grave

Wish I could claim this one was to do with me but I can't.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

We are top of Google for "Bernie Winters Rabbi", which is my fault.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Also top for "myoptika is a cock". :DD

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 16, 2013 18:14

had to Google caroline langrishe

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