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| Author: | MaliA [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 21:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Trendy Dad |
Venue: Anywhere, but supermarket scores you most points Rules: Spot a man. With children. This is a "Dad" This scores you no points. "Trendy Dad" This is a man, accompanied by at least one small child. To score a point, Trendy Dad must have two of the following: T-Shirt with picture or slogan Shorts Sandals/Flip-flops/Trainers Small socks iPod or BlueTooth earpiece Child/Children And act like he's cool Those are the 'Trendy Dad' rules. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 21:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Great. |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 21:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Isn't putting "child" on the list for the second one a bit of a given? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 21:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
sinister agent wrote: Isn't putting "child" on the list for the second one a bit of a given? Well, yes, but it helps. |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 22:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
But it means that you only need to have one of the things on the list to score a point, which doesn't really add up. |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 22:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
myoptika wrote: Great. Myoptika, there I spotted one. Oh with child. |
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| Author: | Malc74 [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 22:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Do you get a point if you are a Trendy Dad? Because I was at the supermarket with my Son today and fitted all but one of those criteria. |
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| Author: | Trousers [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 23:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
I went to the supermarket with my stepson today. I'm so sorry for being such a cunt. |
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| Author: | Ramsea [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 23:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Malc74 wrote: Do you get a point if you are a Trendy Dad? Because I was at the supermarket with my Son today and fitted all but one of those criteria. Let me guess, was it the bit about the ipod ear piece you failed on? |
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| Author: | Dudley [ Sun Jun 08, 2008 23:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
I bloody well hope so, there's no way to avoid looking like a tool with a bluetooth headset on. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 0:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Do I score extra points if I have more than two of those things? Because I had a t-shirt with a slogan, trainers and a child. Also - do I get bonus points for having a decent MP3 player? |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 0:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
No, Grim..., you have stupid shoes. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 0:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Ha! Like I only have one pair of trainers! |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 0:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
And they're all stupid. |
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| Author: | Malc74 [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Ramsea wrote: Malc74 wrote: Do you get a point if you are a Trendy Dad? Because I was at the supermarket with my Son today and fitted all but one of those criteria. Let me guess, was it the bit about the ipod ear piece you failed on? Yes, thankfully. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
I think I match all of those except the earpiece (what sort of cunt listens to music whilst minding his kids? Tch) and the "small socks". Mainly because I have no idea what you mean. People wearing socks that are a coupe of sizes too small? That doesn't sound very trendy to me. More like Chinese footbinding for beginners. Also, is there a difference between "acting cool" and just "being cool"? How does one "act cool" in any event? does it involve rapping at young scrotes in the queue? |
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| Author: | Runcle [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
I think he means ankle socks, which only go up to your ankles suprisingly. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 14:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Oh. I thought people only wore those when running? How odd. |
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| Author: | NervousPete [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 14:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Grim... wrote: Ha! Like I only have one pair of trainers! This is true, Grim... has several pairs of trainers. Jennifer and Michael train him to win doubles tennis matches, Julia and Hannah train him to shoot game and peasants and Charlie and Tarquin train him to mix the perfect G&T. etc. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 19:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
nervouspete wrote: Grim... wrote: Ha! Like I only have one pair of trainers! This is true, Grim... has several pairs of trainers. Jennifer and Michael train him to win doubles tennis matches, Julia and Hannah train him to shoot game and peasants and Charlie and Tarquin train him to mix the perfect G&T. etc. Like Grim... would want to learn how to mix drinks. That's what servants are for! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri May 11, 2018 13:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
MaliA wrote: Venue: Anywhere, but supermarket scores you most points Rules: Spot a man. With children. This is a "Dad" This scores you no points. "Trendy Dad" This is a man, accompanied by at least one small child. To score a point, Trendy Dad must have two of the following: T-Shirt with picture or slogan Shorts Sandals/Flip-flops/Trainers Small socks iPod or BlueTooth earpiece Child/Children And act like he's cool Those are the 'Trendy Dad' rules. I win! |
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| Author: | Mr Burrrrt [ Fri May 11, 2018 14:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Nothing trendy about flip flops or sandals. It just means you have chosen practicality over looking like someone who has no concern about their appearance whatsoever. No one wants to see your horrible feet guys. |
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| Author: | markg [ Fri May 11, 2018 14:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
What about if you're Jesus? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri May 11, 2018 14:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
When did you have a third, Mali? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri May 11, 2018 14:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
I wouldn't go that far for a 10 year set up to a joke. Driving the Rover for third year is enough. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri May 11, 2018 14:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
I always get told I've got lovely feet by my diabetic check up nurse. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri May 11, 2018 14:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Yeah, but she's gone way past it. That look in her eyes is the look of someone whom de feet is staring her in de face |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri May 11, 2018 14:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Jesus |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Fri May 11, 2018 15:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
I occasionally shave my toes. Well, the big toe, I leave the rest cause I’m not a monster. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Fri May 11, 2018 15:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
My feet are gross. My dog is obsessed with trying to lick and chew the weird scaly bits of them. |
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| Author: | Mr Burrrrt [ Fri May 11, 2018 16:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
markg wrote: What about if you're Jesus? He was neither a dad nor trendy. Unless you believe Dan Brown. Though even he never claimed he was trendy. |
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| Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Tue May 15, 2018 0:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Trendy Dad |
Yes I was wearing thongs flip-flops. |
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