Be Excellent To Each Other

Maybe ear plugs with music in them?

I don't mind Pete Namlook stuff for chilling out to, especially this. ASMR stuff is also good for general relaxation, although that demands more of a listen.

I second this fantastic suggestion. It helps you escape your surroundings.

I like the idea, but I get frustrated with the speed. I only get about an hour a day to read.

I certainly like some books+readers a lot better then others but the good ones are ace

In a similar vein to the audio book suggestion, I like listening to podcasts in the car. It's all I listen to when I'm driving alone.
Some of my favourites are The History of World War II, The History of Rome, Shut Up and Sit Down, and Throwing Shade.

The Infinite Monkey Cage has passed a few boring hours at work.

A friend and colleague of mine has just released a new album

https://play.google.com/music/m/Bpk4go2 ... d_Williams

It's electronic and kind of ambient and great for drowning out the sounds of reality. I like it a lot. A lot of them would make great game soundtracks.

Google music linked, but it's on Spotify and Apple music as well I believe. Scintilla by David Williams. Try it! You might like it.

There he is

Installing the bandcamp app and listening to Blood Music catalogue which is free to listen. Some of the best retro-synth artists are there like Perturbator, Gost and Dynatron.

Binaural beats. They have some really great tracks, but some may make you doze off, so you might miss your stop.

This is apt.

I’ve just started watching R Kelly’s hip hopera, Trapped in the Closet. I’ve heard stuff about it, obviously, but never sat down to watch it and neither should any right minded folk - there’s 22 of these fucking things.

5 chapters in and it’s shockingly unintentionally hilarious.

I don't think this fits the brief. Due entirely to it's apparent awfulness it's surely impossible to ignore if it's on?

It’s certainly bland and constant. There’s over an hour of him saying “Don’t go to the closet. She went to the closet. I said don’t go to the closet. She inched a bit closer to the closet. I yelled don’t go in the closet.”

FYI he was in the closet. I’m just waiting for the bit about a dwarf in another closet, which I’m led to believe is actually in it. Fingers crossed.

It is indeed... I've watched the lot. Terrible.

It's fucking awesome, although the first bit was better than the second.

And it's a midget.

Terrible, but hilarious.

“She said I’m going to climax
I said I’ve got a cramp in my leg
She said I’m coming right now
I said ok but get off my leg”

#bars4dayz

Just... wait for chapter 9. Though spoilery Jones is trying to ruin it all for you.

Chapter 9: Is R Kelly a ghost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKakC6M ... 2&index=10

Huh!! I’ve not seen it in years but two seconds in I realise that’s Chalky from Boardwalk Empire!