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Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

MaliA wrote:
Venue provisionally booked and a date, apparently. We're pencilled in pending availibility of registrar I suppose. Fuck. Fuck Fuck. At least that is the bare minimum and everything else is icing. There's a bar there, though. Saltaire Brewery beer. Fuck fuck fuck.


:DD

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:29 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Oops! Overdraft limit breach!

And credit card limit reach!

Aye carumba, what a shitty month!

It's people like you what caused the recession, you know.

And the boom before it, but swings and roundabouts.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Curiosity wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Venue provisionally booked and a date, apparently. We're pencilled in pending availibility of registrar I suppose. Fuck. Fuck Fuck. At least that is the bare minimum and everything else is icing. There's a bar there, though. Saltaire Brewery beer. Fuck fuck fuck.


:DD


I just emailed MrsA to tell her "If you can book the venue and the registrar there's a bar there so worst case is we'll get married and get shitfaced with people", but she still wants to look at other places enxt week as she's 'worried about people with babies'. Fuck them and their lifestyle choices.

Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:41 ]
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it is all quite odd.....


All my work is out for review or impacting. So I am strangely quiet. I am sure it won't last.
I wll sort my email expenses and time sheet, then go home.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

MaliA wrote:
I just emailed MrsA to tell her "If you can book the venue and the registrar there's a bar there so worst case is we'll get married and get shitfaced with people", but she still wants to look at other places enxt week as she's 'worried about people with babies'. Fuck them and their lifestyle choices.


Put a cardboard box at the door and write 'Babies' on it in felt tip pen and tell everyone its a creche ?

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:47 ]
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zaphod79 wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I just emailed MrsA to tell her "If you can book the venue and the registrar there's a bar there so worst case is we'll get married and get shitfaced with people", but she still wants to look at other places enxt week as she's 'worried about people with babies'. Fuck them and their lifestyle choices.


Put a cardboard box at the door and write 'Babies' on it in felt tip pen and tell everyone its a creche ?


Ah, the "Portugal method"

Author:  Trooper [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:12 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

KovacsC wrote:
it is all quite odd.....


All my work is out for review or impacting. So I am strangely quiet. I am sure it won't last.
I wll sort my email expenses and time sheet, then go home.


You get to expense your emails? Awesome.

Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

ah a missing ','

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

MaliA wrote:
but she still wants to look at other places enxt week as she's 'worried about people with babies'.

Mother fucker.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Zardoz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
but she still wants to look at other places enxt week as she's 'worried about people with babies'.

Mother fucker.


As in "they will leave early and we can't have that" or somesuch. Not "KILL ALL BABIES!". It's bizarre.

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Do what we did. Say "No Babies".

Of course, since then, every person we know, now has at one baby :)

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

DavPaz wrote:
Do what we did. Say "No Babies".

Of course, since then, every person we know, now has at one baby :)


Yeah, this is the situation, you see. I'm happy with "no anyone".

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

MaliA wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
but she still wants to look at other places enxt week as she's 'worried about people with babies'.

Mother fucker.


As in "they will leave early and we can't have that" or somesuch. Not "KILL ALL BABIES!". It's bizarre.

Then you must get married in an Iggle Piggle suit.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:51 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Do what we did. Say "No Babies".

Of course, since then, every person we know, now has at one baby :)


Yep, when I got married last time, I was young enough that the only person I know who had a baby was my sister, which was an exception I could permit.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 13:03 ]
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How many times have you been married?

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 15:33 ]
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I was reading about the [url]Astute[/url] Class submarines and I tought: Wait a moment, why do they have crews? Why not just remotely program them once a week and let them trundle about and do stuff and then take over in real time when needed like what we do with drones?

Author:  markg [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 15:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

They're very big and complicated machines, just like ships they need a crew just to keep them running. Also radio waves do not penetrate water well at all, they have to be near the surface or deploy buoys to make contact and also in the event of a total nuclear war they have orders to carry out autonomously I think.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 15:57 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

markg wrote:
They're very big and complicated machines, just like ships they need a crew just to keep them running. Also radio waves do not penetrate water well at all, they have to be near the surface or deploy buoys to make contact and also in the event of a total nuclear war they have orders to carry out autonomously I think.


Ah. Probably why I'm not first sea lord, then. interesting, thank you.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 15:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

You're a C Lord.

Also: You're a G Lord.

Author:  metalangel [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 16:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Do what we did. Say "No Babies".

Of course, since then, every person we know, now has at one baby :)


Yeah, this is the situation, you see. I'm happy with "no anyone".


Indeed. Even if you somehow arranged a ton of babysitters so they could all leave little Tarquin/Jocasta at home; you know the conversation would still degenerate into "so when are you and MrsA having children?", "my little Arlo won first prize in the Twattiest Parents competition at school," and, "You're not a parent, you just wouldn't understand!"

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 16:08 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

metalangel wrote:
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Do what we did. Say "No Babies".

Of course, since then, every person we know, now has at one baby :)


Yeah, this is the situation, you see. I'm happy with "no anyone".


Indeed. Even if you somehow arranged a ton of babysitters so they could all leave little Tarquin/Jocasta at home; you know the conversation would still degenerate into "so when are you and MrsA having children?", "my little Arlo won first prize in the Twattiest Parents competition at school," and, "You're not a parent, you just wouldn't understand!"


Heh. IN fairness, they've (our friends) have been pretty good at not doing that sort of thing. As far as I'm aware, The Men go to the pub, drink and do MAN STUFF when we're all together and The Women go shopping.

Author:  metalangel [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 16:22 ]
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MaliA wrote:
As far as I'm aware, The Men go to the pub, drink and do MAN STUFF when we're all together and The Women go shopping.


Excellent. I'm reminded of forgotten classic Gender Wars.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 16:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

No more twinkies :-(

http://www.citizen-times.com/viewart/20 ... rontpage|p

(okay I guess someone will buy the 'brand')

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 16:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

*re-reads*

Thank goodness, I thought you said Twinks.

Author:  Zio [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 17:40 ]
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Why, Apple, must you make simple File Sharing in Mountain Lion such a pain?!?

I can't get bloody SMB to work, I can't get FTP to work...

Worked fine with 10.7!

Bastards.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 17:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Zio wrote:
Why, Apple, must you make simple File Sharing in Mountain Lion such a pain?!?

I can't get bloody SMB to work, I can't get FTP to work...

Worked fine with 10.7!

Bastards.

Lies! It just works, don't you know anything?

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 17:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Didn't want to go to Otley beer festival, anyway. Stupid in laws visiting.

Author:  Zio [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 17:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Mr Dave wrote:
Zio wrote:
Why, Apple, must you make simple File Sharing in Mountain Lion such a pain?!?

I can't get bloody SMB to work, I can't get FTP to work...

Worked fine with 10.7!

Bastards.

Lies! It just works, don't you know anything?


Oh, it does just work. In 10.7. 10.8 Server though seems to like teasing me, by starting to work and then shoving two furry feline fingers in my direction. The bastard.

Author:  Zio [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 18:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Because two posts are never enough when I'm having a grumble, I've literally spent half my day trying to get a photocopier than can very happily send scanned documents via SMB or FTP to any other OS you care to mention to a Mountain Lion Server, and can I get it to work? Can I fuck!

I gather SMB has been changed in 10.8 to such a degree I'll never get it to work with our equipment, but FTP! FTP is a proper not-even-Microsoft standard! How can it be so bloody hard to get something to work with FTP?!?

Author:  JBR [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 18:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Zio wrote:
... and can I get it to work? Can I fuck! How can it be so bloody hard to get something to work with FTP?!?


You may ask the hive one question. One, Zio. Which will it be? Think carefully, for you know what the answer to at least one of those will be.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 18:14 ]
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Zio wrote:
Can I fuck!

Evidence points to "yes"

Author:  Zio [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 18:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

Mr Dave wrote:
Zio wrote:
Can I fuck!

Evidence points to "yes"


:DD

Author:  Ange [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 18:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

MaliA wrote:
metalangel wrote:
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Do what we did. Say "No Babies".

Of course, since then, every person we know, now has at one baby :)


Yeah, this is the situation, you see. I'm happy with "no anyone".


Indeed. Even if you somehow arranged a ton of babysitters so they could all leave little Tarquin/Jocasta at home; you know the conversation would still degenerate into "so when are you and MrsA having children?", "my little Arlo won first prize in the Twattiest Parents competition at school," and, "You're not a parent, you just wouldn't understand!"


Heh. IN fairness, they've (our friends) have been pretty good at not doing that sort of thing. As far as I'm aware, The Men go to the pub, drink and do MAN STUFF when we're all together and The Women go shopping.


Fuck shopping. I want to go to the pub.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 19:29 ]
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Half past six on a Friday and I have had no beer.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 22:25 ]
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Jesus Christ, Children in Need is bad this year.

Plus I still can't quite get behind watching a parade of incredibly rich people telling us we should be giving away money.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 22:45 ]
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Yeah. And I'm out of rum.

Author:  Squirt [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 22:48 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Yeah. And I'm out of rum.


Just 20 pounds will ensure MaliA has enough rum to see him through the night. Please, your money can make the difference between drunkenness and sobriety. Please give all you can.

Author:  metalangel [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 22:52 ]
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I have no rum. Or gin. All I have is vodka and bourbon. And beer.

I had an eye exam at 2pm. The drops to dilate your pupils meant walking down the street afterwards was like having the HDR and bloom effects from hell turned on.

Author:  nickachu [ Sat Nov 17, 2012 13:44 ]
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Tropical Storm day today. Pissing with rain, trees blown over, abundance of thunder and lightning. good job I have beers.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Nov 17, 2012 13:54 ]
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Take pictures!

Author:  nickachu [ Sat Nov 17, 2012 13:58 ]
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You're a picture

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Nov 17, 2012 14:03 ]
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nickachu wrote:
You're a picture

Aww.. Ta!

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Nov 17, 2012 23:39 ]
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Seabrook Bread Crisps... Different

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Nov 17, 2012 23:42 ]
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Hello! Had a lovely day today. Anything on twitter was clearly misconstrued. I was having fun. Loved every moment.

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 18:30 ]
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I'm knackered. Mostly behaved well over tje weekend. Plans are continuing apace. I made tea.

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 20:36 ]
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"No, it's fine. I've had a hot madras before. Don't worry". This is possibly the first time I've started shaking eating sonething. It was awesome.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 20:50 ]
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(pic unrelated)

Author:  KovacsC [ Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

MaliA wrote:
markg wrote:
They're very big and complicated machines, just like ships they need a crew just to keep them running. Also radio waves do not penetrate water well at all, they have to be near the surface or deploy buoys to make contact and also in the event of a total nuclear war they have orders to carry out autonomously I think.


Ah. Probably why I'm not first sea lord, then. interesting, thank you.


Plus we only have one in service at the moment.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:29 ]
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I forgot I said I'd take herself to the Chris Moyle's Show. Good news: it is 80 minutes long
Bad news: Audience participation

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37

I hope by audience participation they mean flagellation.

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