Be Excellent To Each Other

It was First Born's birthday today. We had a lovely, lovely day - awesome funtimes with 10 of his mates at Go Bananas (I got to go on the death slide loads) and then lots of playing at home with his presents.

The day started quite amusingly with the kids having their vitamin tablets. Second Born complained "ooooh, I don't like these, they're horrible". Response was "just swallow it, Sam, it's good for you and tastes fine". A minute later he says in a quite clear stage voice "ooh, I need a wee. I'm off to the toilet now" *pitter patter of feet* "I'm in the toilet, ooh, I'm just doing a wee and absolutely nothing else. Wee wee wee wee. Oh, daddy sneezed, that's what that noise was... Washing my hands now, all done!"

Ruth went in to check and the cheeky boy had spat his tablet out into the toilet.

Brilliant proto-evil genius work, there.

In a similar vein, the other night I gave them their baths and accidentally put First Born's PJs on Second Born. Second Born walks off downstairs, and then runs right back up and says, very irately, "you've lived in this house for ages Daddy and you still don't know which are my clothes! That makes me so cross!".

He's only 4!

Can't remember if MaliA has a venue yet, but if he's going off the idea of the Star Wars wedding may I suggest he decamps to Texas?

http://www.southforkranch.com/events/

Live it up like JR and Sue Ellen, push relatives into the pool, be a top business bastard who drives your wife to alcoholism and ultimately get her locked up in an asylum. Live the dream!

With me, everyone ends up under a bus. Metaphorical or literal. I am a vengeful god. Then, after about thirteen years, I forget it all, and want to be friends again. In certain cases.

It was looking so awesome until I got to this bit:



That's $160 if you want to toast the happy couple. The South sucks.

One per 300 people? Jesus.

Also, inexplicably, MrsA has vetoed the "2 cool" entrance music for anything.

You mean you won't worm down the aisle?

For my wedding, I want the chorus to the 'Laughing Policeman'. I also want it played at my funeral. Just feels right.

I was not allowed to worm at the music quiz.

You're allowed to worm any damned time you please. Man up.

I cannot any more. I am in proper training which basically regulates the majority of my activities as I am peaking in 4 months.

Man up, Mali.

I've also only just realised that Craster's current avatar is the Bogwoppit. Apropos nothing. He's just rather more well tead than I thought

I am peaking in four months.

Is that how long it takes to get Viagra delivered up North?

The fuck? It's been bogwoppit for about a year!

I'm also exceedingly well tead.

No, that's how long it's going to take him to convince MrsA to have sex with him

The council has turned off every other (and sometimes more) street light in my area. In fact, all the street lights are turned off in the side streets including mine. It's seriously creepy.

Way more than oi.

I hadn't even heard of bogwoppit until First Born got the stories as a Christmas present. This year.

On the other hand, they already understand why The Wheel Of Time needs nuking from space. As do I.

Oh man, norah jones.

Also, your mum etc.

Man, your mum and Norah Jones.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FAOD, I am not a little bit drunk.

that sentence is 100% entirely true, too.

To be fair, every party they have there someone ends up fighting in the pool.

There's a really nice coffee shop about a half-mile up the road from me that has a sign out the front that just says "WE HAVE CAKE". I admire their strategy. I think they're marketing directly to me.

Only when you've just done the laundry do you throw a can of spaghetti and meatballs all over yourself, the oven and the floor trying to shake it out of the can into a pot.

Today has driven me to drink, but that's okay because I really love wine

Unnecessarily OTT advert of the weeeeeeeeeeeek

Myp and I are on come dine with me right now.

I know who you are but who is this "Myp" you talk of?

6 days into 2013, and nobody's linked to this XKCD cartoon yet?



[Kern has yet to play 'Portal' - Omnipotent Narrator]

The last panel fails to take into account that shit got tedious about five days after the game came out, not five years.

Galapagos + Attenborough + HiDef = awesome.

Given that it's twelfth night, I've changed the Christmas names back. Even though there were only six of us, you miserable bastards. Let me know if I've missed anyone.

You miss Saint Jade of Goody.

I see that Beex (sort of) spin-off STAG is no more. But then WoS itself is hardly buzzing with life, despite being still active.

All the action happens in the comments section of his Scottish independence blog, it seems.

Is it as popular as his "I want you and your children dead" blog?

I'd like my other crissy name back please for maximum anonymity.

Aye.

I have a meeting this afternoon to discuss goals and targets and things like that. SHould be a giggle.

I have a meeting at 12:00 to discuss my appeal for my performance review!

I don't have a meeting this afternoon.

I do have a Pastrami sandwich though.

Good luck with that appeal review.. and good luck with that sandwich Zardoz.

I too, don't have a meeting but I'm planning on ducking out for an hour later to play Zelda Ocarina of time. Wish me luck!

I am still off work and am going to ikea in Warrington.

I have a 4:30pm meeting at the Treasury, which I didn't know about until I got in.
I've turned up today in jeans, xmas jumper and vans. Awesome

That's two forums we've seen off. World Of ('Linda' - Ed) is also all but dead.

BEEX shall conquer and destroy all comers due to being the mightiest web forum there has been. BOW BEFORE US MORTALS AND GAZE UPON US IN AWE!

Do you mean STAG is dead as in gone completely or that no one posts there much anymore?

Did he kill everyone?

I'm guessing the final posts involved everyone drinking Kool Aid.

Makes a change from hot* Vimto.

*but never boiled.

I believe STAG has gone completely.

Oh Deer.