All games should be turn based, see.

You can make your own washes using 10 parts water to one part paint mixing. That's all the new washes really are. I'm disappointed that they've stopped making chestnut ink, as it's invaluable in getting horn gradients and lovely slimey rot looks.

So which one of you sexy lot were on the 'somewhere in Scotland' - Manchester Airport train yesterday then eh? I ask because I was on aforementioned train at approximately 14:20 when I spied someone reading a White Dwarf magazine type publication. Yes, in public. On a crowded train.

He did keep flicking back to his copy of Nuts (or some such lads mag) to look at topless pics of Jodie Marsh every 2 minutes though. He was trying not to be noticed in his obvious excitement but he kept touching himself in a fidgety way, drawing more attention to himself than he would've done if he'd had just got his cock out.

The problem with using paint mixed thin for washes are twofold: 1: for some reason it dries gloss (don't ask me why)2: because its water based, and you're using water to thin it, it has the surface tension of water, which means it pools rather than spreads. Now, what really good painters used to do was use thinned paint with something called matte medium, which would sort out both these problems.

I varnish them all using a spray of "man fat" he was still a bit wet when I took the photeys.

Nice work Dimrill.

I'm still not buying any though, uh uh. Not me.

Bastard Forgeworld making me order this.

Why not?

Because yours and Dimrill's are really good.