That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

Why?

I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.

I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.

I can read the constitution, therefore I'm a law student

Did you order a job lot of Romney tat?

I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.

Make it so.

Good point, well made.

Did you order a job lot of Romney tat?

I bloviated your mum. Twice.

Is the right way up this end.

As the actress-cum-dancer from the wrong side of the tracks said to the bishop.

Well, I have sort of tried in the past, but such conversations never really seem to go anywhere. The gf thinks Zioette is a spoiled brat basically, who's occasionally deliberately rude to people. I don't think she's anything of the sort... she can be a bit of a handful sometimes as she's in to everything at the moment and can throw strops when she's particularly tired or placed in a situation where there's lots of people she doesn't know - but she's 3 1/2 years old.

But then I guess I'm gonna be defensive of her.

What pisses me off is that the gf has a 2 year old nephew, a 6 year old brother and a 7 year old sister, all of which are - in her eyes - perfect angels who can do no wrong. And her ex had a young niece she loved too. She just doesn't seem to have much time for my little girl.

Anyway, I only bring this up because the gf has spent all day at a job interview and texted me a moment ago to tell me she's really tired. Zioette is meant to be staying over tonight, so I suggested maybe I instead stay with her at my parents. The gf suggested leaving Zioette there with my mum and dad but coming home and spending the evening with her. I said I didn't think that was on, she sent me a very grumpy text along the lines of "you better bring her over then". So I know I'm in for a lovely evening. Zioette isn't dumb... she very openly no longer likes staying over with me anymore and spends the whole time asking me when I'll be taking her home to her mum.

Ahh... fun.

I wish TK-421 wouldn't beat about the bush so much when he has something to say

Bad Mali! No self-nomming!

Wasn't me.

I wish TK-421 wouldn't beat about the bush so much when he has something to say

That is clearly a fake. My name is spelt wrong and there is no description as to why i think it is wortha nom. I take time and effort, me.

I speak from experience, you take as much time as it takes to press the nom button. Again. And again. And again.

I just saw an advert with Rolf Harris advertising British Paint. What the shit

To brits, he's an aussie, to aussies, he's a brit

To animals, he's the last thing they see before they die.

To brits, he's an aussie, to aussies, he's a brit