Bits and Bobs 36

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:06

Curiosity wrote:

Craster wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I was trying to work out what to do for my birthday next month

Come to London, dick. It's the Christmas quiz.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

It's not just me, right? This IS kinda creepy, isn't it? http://www.tailendjewellery.co.uk/index.asp

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Pundabaya wrote:

It's not just me, right? This IS kinda creepy, isn't it? http://www.tailendjewellery.co.uk/index.asp

I wonder if they keep all the shit that horses inevitably have on their tails & use it as part of the jewelery.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Pundabaya wrote:

It's not just me, right? This IS kinda creepy, isn't it? http://www.tailendjewellery.co.uk/index.asp

Not at all, my belt was made from my favourite ever pet cow. Shame I had to kill the fucker, but I needed a belt. Also, steak.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:09

Is there owt to do in Harrogate, nowadays, apart from try and root the posh totty?

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:13

I'm a go see Mother Shipton.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:13

Which is in Knaresborough, but close enough. And not shopping with MiL.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:16

And then I'm not going to Otley Beer Festival. Nor eating curry. Nor playing Dark Souls. I might strip down one of the bikes.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Mother Shipton's Cave! See if the care bare is limestone yet, please.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:19

Work is silly busy, I can't believe I was working at a report at 6 am to try and catch up....

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

MaliA wrote:

I might strip down one of the bikes.

Most dancers use a pole, but go for it.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:21

ooooh page 98 can we start spamming yet ?

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

MaliA wrote:

Is there owt to do in Harrogate, nowadays, apart from try and root the posh totty?

Turkish baths.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:39

KovacsC wrote:

ooooh page 98 can we start spamming yet ?

Most people started spamming at page one.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:40

throughsilver wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Is there owt to do in Harrogate, nowadays, apart from try and root the posh totty?

Turkish baths.

I don't think MrsA's parents would be up for something like that.I would.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

MaliA wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Is there owt to do in Harrogate, nowadays, apart from try and root the posh totty?

Turkish baths.

I don't think MrsA's parents would be up for something like that.I would.

Oh, if it's the older generation, then a trip to Betty's... though you're already heading into queueing time.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:44

Throughsilver posting during the day? This can only mean one thing.. we're closer to page 100!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:45

throughsilver wrote:

MaliA wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Is there owt to do in Harrogate, nowadays, apart from try and root the posh totty?

Turkish baths.

I don't think MrsA's parents would be up for something like that.I would.

Oh, if it's the older generation, then a trip to Betty's... though you're already heading into queueing time.

I thought Betty's but I think the reaction would be "How much for a cup of tea?" running on past experiences.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

TheVision wrote:

Throughsilver posting during the day? This can only mean one thing.. we're closer to page 100!

Day off. A shit one, too.

MaliA wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

MaliA wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Is there owt to do in Harrogate, nowadays, apart from try and root the posh totty?

Turkish baths.

I don't think MrsA's parents would be up for something like that.I would.

Oh, if it's the older generation, then a trip to Betty's... though you're already heading into queueing time.

I thought Betty's but I think the reaction would be "How much for a cup of tea?" running on past experiences.

Heh, there is that. Love the eggs benedict, though.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

TheVision wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

ooooh page 98 can we start spamming yet ?

Most people started spamming at page one.

Stop that. Let the experts handle this.

*limbers fingers*

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:53

throughsilver wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Throughsilver posting during the day? This can only mean one thing.. we're closer to page 100!

Day off. A shit one, too.

Sorry to hear that.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:55

throughsilver wrote:

Heh, there is that. Love the eggs benedict, though.

Deffo. Worth it, every penny.. It's top stuff.

Trouble is when they come to visit is balancing dietary requirments (no curries, or anything spicy) and what to do during the day (pound shops, discount shops), no afternoon beers (and you can't eat and drink in teh same place, it has to be different places) and no beer before 9pm.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:23

Worst.. Spamming.. Ever!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Still got another page to go yet, i'm saving my spurt until the end.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

TheVision wrote:

Worst.. Spamming.. Ever!

It was actually quite nice that you notice my usual posting patterns.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:59

It's probably indicative of the amount of time I spend reading the forum, and not working.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 13:07

I'm going to start temporarily banning people that "rush for page 100".

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 13:07

You do that Grim...

Yeah, those people make me sick. The cheek of it all.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

I don't like the responsibility that comes with it, having to start a new thread with everyone waiting for it, and make the sub heading interesting? It's all too much.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Trooper wrote:

I don't like the responsibility that comes with it, having to start a new thread with everyone waiting for it, and make the sub heading interesting? It's all too much.

Man. Up.

Spam. Up.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 13:15

For all the shit I post on here I think I've only ever started one B&B thread.

Crazy but true story.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 13:17

Trooper wrote:

I don't like the responsibility that comes with it, having to start a new thread with everyone waiting for it, and make the sub heading interesting? It's all too much.

I don't think anyone has succeeded in that for a while.

I would, of course, but have never actually started a B&B thread

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... wrote:

I'm going to start temporarily banning people that "rush for page 100".

*cough*

Banhammer · **Joined:** 19th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 35

Craster wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I'm going to start temporarily banning people that "rush for page 100".

*cough*

THIRTY SECOND BAN!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 15:07

I think I'm going to spend the rest of the day doing "Career Development" or make a token effort to look for a venue. Like BCFC.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 15:11

Wedding venue
Pary venue
Food

Dead close to rail links, hotels for other people and home.

job done. I should do this for a living.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I'll cater your wedding, Mali. It would be epic.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Craster wrote:

I'll cater your wedding, Mali. It would be epic.

BACON CAKE!

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

throughsilver wrote:

Oh, if it's the older generation, then a trip to Betty's... though you're already heading into queueing time.

There's the other one at the RHS gardens. Didn't seem as bad.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

Also, fucking hell I'm hung over.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 15:30

Craster wrote:

I'll cater your wedding, Mali. It would be epic.

As long as you can cook 'bland' you'll do fine.

Cavey · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 15:30

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:

Why can't we do *anything* in this hand-tied, confounded, utterly useless committee talking shop of a country anymore? Put the twat on a one-way plane and have done with.

I haven't posted for a while but I take comfort knowing that Cavey is probably posting what I'd say if I was here and paying attention.

Shame you're not still paying attention though, mind.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 15:32

I am going paintballing on Saturday

with 4 teenagers and I have to be the responsible adult :DD

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

I'll cater your wedding, Mali. It would be epic.

As long as you can cook 'bland' you'll do fine.

Oh.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 15:35

MaliA wrote:

Is there owt to do in Harrogate, nowadays, apart from try and root the posh totty?

You could go to Stratstone BMW in Pannal, and see if you can beat the shit out of them for refusing to contribute money towards my M5's replacement clutch and flywheel.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 16:26

Uh-ohs, it would appear Frankie Dettori has failed a drugs test: https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/ ... 7435787264

Jockey Frankie Dettori faces France Galop inquiry after "positive test" at Longchamp in Sept - solicitor. More soon http://t.co/1CUVcYFE
— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) November 13, 2012

[edit]Oh, in September. Diana's in a whale, etc.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 16:31

Craster wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

I'll cater your wedding, Mali. It would be epic.

As long as you can cook 'bland' you'll do fine.

Oh.

The boss has taken this idea quite seriously. At least Grim.. will have someone to talk to whilst he sets up his DJ kit.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 16:33

£600 for weddings, chap.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 16:37

You'll need expensive invites designing by me too.

10% off if you use the code W4ZZ0K

Cavey · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 16:38

Heh, that reminds me. At the last minute, I paid £150 for the "DJ" at Teen Angel #1's otherwise opulent marquee wedding, a few years back now, in order to supplement the band we booked (who were excellent).

I got what I paid for: some old Scouser with a (solitary) blown 5 watt speaker with about as much idea of DJing as I have, and a considerably smaller selection of tracks. And a stammer, IIRC.

I just had to marvel at the unparalleled audacity of the bloke. Fortunately, he was ***so*** bad, the sound quality ***so*** poor and feeble, we all just fell about laughing - uncontrollably in fact. He lasted about 20 mins.

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