Be Excellent To Each Other

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Oh my. Twitter says it was a toy gun.

He's rather lucky he didn't get shot.

It is Yorkshire. Bullets cost money...

It's quite funny on Twitter as Saltaire is considered the middle class haven surrounded by Bradford and Leeds suburbs where all the bad things happen. Few pubs, mind, fuck you Titus.

Everyone bitches about the government, too.


Baby.

Split shifts. Urgh. What am I supposed to do for 2 hours when it takes about an hour to get home.

go home and come back?

Dance.

Invent a new language.

Masterbate.

Travel to another country and chef.

Listen to Bohemian Rhapsody 21.6216216216216 times.

Fuck chicks.

Bloody women.

'We're going out for lunch at twelve, be ready so we can get a good table.'

She's still upstairs doing woman stuff. All the best tables will be gone.

Oh for fuck's sake she's got some kind of face pack thing on, that apparently has to stay on for at least 20 minutes.

I'm going to just go to the fucking chippy at this rate.

Either that or she can take one up the arse while we're waiting.

A chip?

Blow on it first.

I've just walked to Shoprite, done the shopping, walked back, put the shopping away - AND SHE'S STILL GETTING READY.

It's like she's griefing me, or something.

It's what a gentleman would do.

How are the chips?

NEWS JUST IN - She is ready. Finally, we can get food. And a beer.

And later: Anal

Roy.

Anal.

Well that was very nice, although not as nice as the waitress, who was fucking stunning and had the most amazingly gorgeous arse.

I would have gathered photographic evidence but:

1) That kind of thing can get you arrested

and

2) I was already at full concentration levels to ogle without Mrs AE noticing

I'm too stuffed with food to even attempt any sort of sexual conquest, anal or otherwise.

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I don't get the reference, but I'll take the Hi Five!

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I just saw an advert with Rolf Harris advertising British Paint. What the shit

Hahahahah!

I'm playing taxi, again, and not in the pub. I think i'll walk to work from now on and let FiancA take the car. Cuts into my friday night pub time, this.

I'm growing increasinly convinced that my girlfriend, lovely though she is, is not especially fond of Zioette. This is becoming a bit of a problem for me now, especially since we're now living together.

You're best talking about that and sorting it out now rather than let it carry on. Good luck.

Don't let it become a bigger problem between you further down the road.

Sound advice from TheVision there, what can be a problem today can be a disaster a year or two down the line.

Well, I have sort of tried in the past, but such conversations never really seem to go anywhere. The gf thinks Zioette is a spoiled brat basically, who's occasionally deliberately rude to people. I don't think she's anything of the sort... she can be a bit of a handful sometimes as she's in to everything at the moment and can throw strops when she's particularly tired or placed in a situation where there's lots of people she doesn't know - but she's 3 1/2 years old.

But then I guess I'm gonna be defensive of her.

What pisses me off is that the gf has a 2 year old nephew, a 6 year old brother and a 7 year old sister, all of which are - in her eyes - perfect angels who can do no wrong. And her ex had a young niece she loved too. She just doesn't seem to have much time for my little girl.

Anyway, I only bring this up because the gf has spent all day at a job interview and texted me a moment ago to tell me she's really tired. Zioette is meant to be staying over tonight, so I suggested maybe I instead stay with her at my parents. The gf suggested leaving Zioette there with my mum and dad but coming home and spending the evening with her. I said I didn't think that was on, she sent me a very grumpy text along the lines of "you better bring her over then". So I know I'm in for a lovely evening. Zioette isn't dumb... she very openly no longer likes staying over with me anymore and spends the whole time asking me when I'll be taking her home to her mum.

Ahh... fun.

TBH Zio that really doesn't sound.... good.

If your GF and Zioette are starting (or have already started) to actively resent each other, and you're in the middle, then you need to work on sorting it out.

Saying that conversations about it 'never really seem to go anywhere' is storing up trouble for the future.

What AE said.

If Ms Z is affecting the relationship you have with your daughter that's not something you can just let carry on in the hope it will sort itself out. It won't.

Note on the door to all the flats this evening, to the effect of "please don't use your car parking space on Wednesday, as we are painting all the lines" Errr... where the fuck are we supposed to park then?

At that lovely place you've booked for you and Mrs Trooper for your midweek break, of course.

Sounds to me as though your current Mrs has a problem accepting the fact that you have a kid to another person. Her ex had a niece that she got on with. i.e. not his kid.

Oh man, the new John Lewis Christmas advert is brilliant.

I got some dust in my eye watching it.

Last year's was superb, but I think this one is better.

Are they making us cry again?

IT WAS DUST

The snowmen one? Just watched it. Nowhere near as good as last year's!

The Waitrose one makes me want to kill people. IT'S CHRISTMAS. I SHOP AT WAITROSE TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT HAVING MONEY AND BEING ABLE TO AFFORD STUPID SHIT I CANT PRONOUNCE, NOT TO FEEL BAD ABOUT POOR PEOPLE. Plus, you two are still getting fucking paid, you cunts. AND, AND AND AND, saving money on the advert (EVEN IF THEY ACTUALLY WERE) isn't increasing the number of green fucking tokens they give out, the lying toerags.

They do a cracking range of cards, though.