Be Excellent To Each Other

Heh.Talking of which, we're putting our foot down re the bins. I will be politely explaining the situation to the binmen this Thursday morning.

Also - the random plastic bottles of water on the lawn seem to be helping - only one fox poo in three weeks.

Ace.
Also, good luck with new baby

Now, back to your regularly scheduled discussion of Stuart Campbell.

Oh man, I forgot that level! Shooting the Sensible Soccer people.

What magazine carried Advanced Lawn Mower Simulator? That magazine was clearly best.

EDIT: Woh, according to the first hit for "Advanced Lawn Mower Simulator Amiga" says Kieron Gillen wrote it!? More details (could be a dodgy site mind)

That's not right. The orginal was a Speccy game on the Your Sinclair covermount tape.

Amiga Power. No surprises

Oh, and yes, C-Monster is Kieron Gillen. He didn't do the (original) spectrum version, which appears to have been made by one of the YS writers.

Hang on a minute - that means he wrote that before he left.

That means the infamous "final thread" should still exist...

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

Ooooh, excellent. Do please post the link if you find it, Grim..., as I missed that particular little gem. That or I participated and just can't remember, which is equally likely.

Duncan MacDonald.

What's the deal with the "Titler" stuff? What did he do that was so bad?

He was officially the Cleverest and Most Knowledgable Person on The Internet.

In his head.

Just imagine the most argumentative, hair-splitting and patronising person you've ever met, times him by 1000, and then add in him being wrong 90% of the time but not accepting it as a possibility.

Mainly be the most annoyingly arrogant person I've come across. He was always right,and had to have the reasons explained in multi page detail. And this even if everyone agreed with him.

Yeah, I know. But I thought saying what he was rather than who he was would make more sense.

He [EDIT - Titler, that is, not this Duncan chap. Although he may have as well] also capitalised all nouns, which drove me frothingly mad.

,chortles>

I parsed that as "Capitlised on nuns"

He was alright to begin with, but he descended into a pool of dipshittery and got swallowed by his ego. Every post was about 5000 words long, too, so people mostly ended up ignoring him. He had some massive arguments with the people who had the patience to read his arrogant drivel though.

I lost all patience with him when he tried to prove me wrong about legal stuff, by clearly googling it and not checking what country he'd got the results for.

Sigh, I see the profiles are still disabled for no good reason.

But anyway, knowing that, or the date the titler photo was taken would allow one to narrow the search quite effectively.

July 20th, 2007 - less than a year ago, surprisingly.

Fair point. I was just pleased with myself that I'd remembered.

Time for a WoS trawl. Wish me luck everybody.

I HAVE IT
http://z1.invisionfree.com/forums/world ... topic=6981

Ha! Good work Grim...

Also, what ever happened to HypoCee?

Good work, sir!

Extra points if you can find the thread he's talking about on the first page of this one; the one where you supposedly threaten people with violence for telling your wife you're copping off with women you attracted with surpreme arrogance.

Same time period, should be easy enough.

I hear the sound of a gauntlet being thrown down here.

I remember readin that and getting annoyed. Now I'm finding it hard not to break into hysterical laughter.

MrD, you'd know - This Titler chap isn't any relation* of KlaxonCow, is he?

* - I mean, same person.

Edit, no, probably not. Looks like I've done KC a disservice there.

Me too Johan Glans and dng were properly funny that day.

Fuck he (Titler) was behaving oddly.

I'm afraid I don't know anything at all about Titler.

All I remember is that his (her?) first post was very long* and (probably) on the subject of game piracy, and I thought it made some sense. I don't remember anybody getting angry at him, him leaving, the story behind "Hello Titler" or anything like that.

* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh. No. Not as long as that.

I'm on page 2 and I'm losing the will to live.

That thread sort of petered out. I was expecting the "hello titler" photo to appear and be followed by Titler having a more massive strop and leaving.

@ Mypo: Yeah, well, you say how much you dislike me on page four, so keep readin'.
@ Chris: No, the photo was linked to (I used to have 'flickr-me-do' linked in my signature), and then he never came back - no response, nothing.

Heh.

Cool.

He went proper mental in that one, didn't he? I feared for his sanity in that thread. I could just picture him sat at his PC waving his arms around and yelling at the monitor, cursing the lesser intellects who belabour him with their idiocy, whilst dressed only in stained white y-fronts.

Talk about Stu being awesome:



That made me giggle.

Ha ha. I only read about half because Titler? Tediousler more like! Ho Ho Ho!

Even the promise of a bust-up doesn't make it any less of a chore to read.

Intersperse your paragraphs with nipple shots in future, Titler.

You know what I love 2 pages into that thread. Both Grim and Titler have mentioned me, but I don't remember the discussion at all, nor, till now did I think I'd EVER seen a post of Titler's ever. I assumed I never knew him.

Clearly HE made an impression then. And apparently I started everything, sorry chaps. I've done it again.

I'm as good as banned aren't I.

So, poll on whether we should invite him here to play with Grim..., then?

[aside]Interesting to note that several people in that thread were bemoaning how crap WoS had become with all the silly threads, eh?[/aside]

I've just noticed someone has signed up as Titler...

...

We should get our first post in about an hour then.

I think it's Grim... or Craster playing silly buggers.

EDIT - nope, WHOIS says not Craster. May be Grim... though. Hopefully. I'm not sure this forum is big enough for Titler.

Oh you FUCKING STUPID CRETINS! Didn't any of you watch Field of Dreams!?!?!

*falls to knees*

Will we never LEARN!?

Nah, Mods would never do a thing like that.

Reading that thread has taught me one thing: I used to be a lot funnier.

Um, I invited Titler a little while ago.

I think you made rude assumptions about my wife, without realising that's who I was talking about, and we settled it in the space of about four posts, one of which I was quite angry in. That's why Titler thought I was going to "punch you in the face" (although I never, to my knowledge, said I'd do any such thing).

If one is to punch someone, the face is a good place.

That does sound considerably more like us. Hopefully someone will turn up the original.

NOT WISE