Be Excellent To Each Other

Fuck off. Being a dick doesn't make you a man, it makes you a dick.

That's the spirit!

Not for sensitive souls.

Wrong one.

Wow.

Yeah, I'm a dick. I'll wait for Myp to change his original reference to make my reply relevant.

Just so I'm clear: it's ok for you to sit in judgement and call SalmonFace out on being a dick, but it's not OK for him to do the same thing to AE? Right?

Clearly.

your all dicks

your rong

I'm particularly pissed off that no-one has *ever* asked to borrow my PS3 Ridge Racer 7 disc.

Pfft.

Can I borrow your PS3 Ridge Racer 7 disc Porsche?

Our all dicks what?

Actually, yes you can mate.

We must get our mythical status get-together sorted. (I fully realise that is was me who fucked up last time likes)
Mind you, I thought you'd prefer the Harley mate.

Are belong to us.

I can't believe how amazingly petty he's been by denying you access to the Boxster for so long!

Missed this thread until now.

Thanks for sharing.

Really?


I'm less likely to kill everyone involved if I'm in a car.

Slightly.

Just to address the couple of points raised since my last post:

DocG - I don't think anyone has a 'right' to borrow anything off anyone else and nor did I say I felt that to be the case. Me and myp aren't on each other's christmas card lists, I knew that already, but I didn't think the level of antipathy was such that we'd end up with a schoolyard-esque 'you can't play with my stuff' stance.

(I mean, just to be clear here, my crime is posting stuff he doesn't like on the forums, I've not accidentally slept with his missus or something? I have my opinion about myp and his overall 'forum presence' if you will (same as he obviously does about me), but then again everyone likes their videogames here, it is supposed to be the one common interest. If the boot were on the other foot I'd be perfectly happy to pop a game of mine into a jiffy bag and post it off to myp. I might think to myself 'the guy's a bit of a cock' but it's not a deal-breaker in my book.)

As for myp's comments and follow up comments, despite having me on ignore he's managed to find the time to:

1) Indicate he'd like one of his shits dropped through my letterbox.
2) Chucked in a reference to the double child murderer Ian Huntley.
3) Referred to me as being 'as thick as pigshit'.
4) Accused me of being a 'parody of myself' (whatever that means).
5) When the thread went off in a more light-hearted direction, managed to chuck in another barbed comment aimed at me with regards to borrowing stuff.

That's just disproportionately nasty behaviour. He didn't have to post anything at all, I'd already assumed the answer was 'no' because he replied to Grim... but ignored my question (I didn't realise he actually had me on ignore but the effect was the same). I was fine with that, his choice I thought, just leave it there, job done.

But no, it was worth him taking the time out of his day to make what is really quite an unpleasant and personally abusive post, far in excess of anything I've ever directed at him, and completely out of the blue at that. An Ian Huntley reference, really?

The whole point of the ignore function is to allow people to 'blank out' someone they want fuck all to do with, (and it appeared to be working perfeclty well in that regard in this very thread), so specifically popping up to unload with 'I've got you on ignore BUT I will just say that I'd like to have my turds dropped through your letterbox, your presence here is about as welcome as Ian Huntley's, and you're as thick as pigshit' is a startlingly personal, nasty, and unpleasant response.

Who says games don't breed unsocial behavior, hey kids?

If nothing else though, this thread has made me want to play Manhunt. I missed out on it first time around.

You can borrow it after Grim..., if you like.

Oh, now that's a bitch slap.

I've got the PS2 version if anyone wants to borrow it?

I already have that YOU CUNT!

Inferior in every way. Why would anyone want to borrow that when I've got the best version doing the rounds?

I just like the idea of sharing one of my favourite games of all time with people who share the interest in games but who've never experienced it.

That's got nothing to do with that oop there, by the way. I wouldn't have lent it on either (to someone I disliked) but I'd rather the forum remain excellent.

Is it doing the rounds?

I bet it's still in his house.

Goddamnit.

Pah, multiple references to "doing the rounds" and not a single "Your Mum" joke...how disappointing, poor job beex, poor job.

It's amazingly petty how you've denied me access to your mum.

Ahhh, that's better.

The thing you have to remember about Myp, is that he's a cock.

I forgot I didn't have the swaer filter on a work.

Wow.

Mate, just trying to keep the levity thing going in my own inimitable style.
I'll fetch my coat.

Um, there are quite a few swearwords in threads like this already old son.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, it amused me slightly. Sometimes, I'll not bother with a smiley face.

If it helps, I wouldn't have said epic...

I LOLd

I thought we were playing role reversal!

You could tell Cavey was joking because he said it to Curio, and Curio is not a cunt. Now, if he'd directed it at Myp...

Objection. I think you will find he is. A snooty little one at that.

You've never met Curio, obviously.

Nah, it's OK mate, you can still borrow my Ridge Racer CD, you know you want to.

Not at all.
I like AE as everyone knows and do think this is a bit strange, but hey. Me criticising anyone else for a wave of hostility would be like Zarz getting pissed off at a fart joke.

So yeah. Levity. Your mum. My knob.

Awwwwww

Snootiest of all the snooty cunts!