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Author:  Malc [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 15:28 ]
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Anyone who saw my blisters at the cottage will testify that my DMs needed breaking in!

Ouch!

Malc

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 15:32 ]
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YOG wrote:
Yeah, these ones are from Thailand. There's actually a DM shop in Scouseland. Probably should have tried there before mooching around on eBay...

I bought my soft leather DRS from Liverpool One. The staff are as far from 80s skinheads as you can get in every way apart from footwear

Author:  Trooper [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 15:36 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
I bought my soft leather DRS from Liverpool One. The staff are as far from 80s skinheads as you can get in every way apart from footwear


Took me a while to realise you weren't talking about buying a sofa.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 15:57 ]
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Trooper wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
I bought my soft leather DRS from Liverpool One. The staff are as far from 80s skinheads as you can get in every way apart from footwear


Took me a while to realise you weren't talking about buying a sofa.


Or appealing against being given out lbw due to a faint nick off the gloves.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 16:08 ]
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Heh. Stupid autocorrect. DMs, natch

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 16:11 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Trooper wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
I bought my soft leather DRS from Liverpool One. The staff are as far from 80s skinheads as you can get in every way apart from footwear

Took me a while to realise you weren't talking about buying a sofa.

Or appealing against being given out lbw due to a faint nick off the gloves.

Or trying to go faster on the straights - assuming you were within two seconds of the car in front, natch.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 19:47 ]
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Malc wrote:
Anyone who saw my blisters at the cottage will testify that my DMs needed breaking in!

Ouch!

Malc

I don't think it's your blisters they were looking at...

Author:  Kern [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:05 ]
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After a silly and needless breakup in the past, all you had to do was stick a photo album in a drawer in order to remove all reminders from your daily life. Thanks to social media, I've had to tediously go through my sinister Facebook account and either manually delete photos or remove myself from other people's pictures we are both tagged in. And nowhere near as satisfying as ripping the pictures up and throwing them in the fire.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:36 ]
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We have two people in our department who were brought in effectively to create and run a major application that our entire business now uses, and which will be shortly sold to Tesco for their entire business to use as well.

The project lead is going into hospital for 12 weeks, and the week before she went (today) the only developer on the project handed in his notice.

It now falls to me and one other person to attempt to learn this entire project that two people have spent two years making, modding and improving.

I am not in a good place in my head right now.

Author:  myp [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:38 ]
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You'll be reyt.

Author:  Bluecup [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:39 ]
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I made a inventory/infantry based pun and no one noticed.

Author:  myp [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:46 ]
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Bluecup wrote:
I made a inventory/infantry based pun and no one noticed.

You just need to soldier on regardless.

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:49 ]
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SilentElk wrote:
Bluecup wrote:
I made a inventory/infantry based pun and no one noticed.

You just need to soldier on regardless.


He might need to take stock beforehand though.

Author:  Bluecup [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:16 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
SilentElk wrote:
Bluecup wrote:
I made a inventory/infantry based pun and no one noticed.

You just need to soldier on regardless.


He might need to take stock beforehand though.

I wasn't looking for a medal, just wanted it to be counted.

Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 13:54 ]
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Kern wrote:
After a silly and needless breakup in the past, all you had to do was stick a photo album in a drawer in order to remove all reminders from your daily life. Thanks to social media, I've had to tediously go through my sinister Facebook account and either manually delete photos or remove myself from other people's pictures we are both tagged in. And nowhere near as satisfying as ripping the pictures up and throwing them in the fire.



Oh fuck I have to do that!

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 14:51 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Kern wrote:
After a silly and needless breakup in the past, all you had to do was stick a photo album in a drawer in order to remove all reminders from your daily life. Thanks to social media, I've had to tediously go through my sinister Facebook account and either manually delete photos or remove myself from other people's pictures we are both tagged in. And nowhere near as satisfying as ripping the pictures up and throwing them in the fire.



Oh fuck I have to do that!


I get around all this by using Google+.

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 15:55 ]
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TheVision wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Kern wrote:
After a silly and needless breakup in the past, all you had to do was stick a photo album in a drawer in order to remove all reminders from your daily life. Thanks to social media, I've had to tediously go through my sinister Facebook account and either manually delete photos or remove myself from other people's pictures we are both tagged in. And nowhere near as satisfying as ripping the pictures up and throwing them in the fire.



Oh fuck I have to do that!


I get around all this by using Google+.

Do they have a "bonfire of the photos" app then?

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 16:01 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
TheVision wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Kern wrote:
After a silly and needless breakup in the past, all you had to do was stick a photo album in a drawer in order to remove all reminders from your daily life. Thanks to social media, I've had to tediously go through my sinister Facebook account and either manually delete photos or remove myself from other people's pictures we are both tagged in. And nowhere near as satisfying as ripping the pictures up and throwing them in the fire.



Oh fuck I have to do that!


I get around all this by using Google+.

Do they have a "bonfire of the photos" app then?


Nope, just no users.

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 13:26 ]
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Having got used to a 4G signal for the past month, I'm really struggling with the fact that I can only get a 3G signal today.

Author:  flis [ Sun Nov 10, 2013 23:59 ]
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12 minutes to download an episode of a TV show is too long. :( Especially when it's the season 3 finale of Walking Dead, and I'd got to within the last ten minutes of that particular episode before the audio fucked up. Gah!

Author:  Sir Taxalot [ Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:22 ]
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My son's current favourite plaything is my harmony One remote control, not any of the nice toys we've bought for him.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Mon Nov 11, 2013 20:54 ]
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Our old wardrobes don't fit in our new bedroom. :(

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:46 ]
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Loaded up a new series of a TV show onto my tablet. First episode doesn't work :(

Author:  myp [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:50 ]
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My new deodorant has made my armpits all tingly, like I've smeared them with toothpaste.

I looked at the can and it has 'built in air conditioning'. WHY WOULD I WANT THAT IN WINTER?

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:26 ]
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Resale value.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 21:13 ]
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SilentElk wrote:
My new deodorant has made my armpits all tingly, like I've smeared them with toothpaste.

I looked at the can and it has 'built in air conditioning'. WHY WOULD I WANT THAT IN WINTER?


My moisturiser does that. It's really weird and I only bought it because I realised I had forgotten my normal one when we got to the cottage.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 21:14 ]
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I mean it makes my face tingle. Not my armpits - that would be weird.

Actually, it only makes my eyes tingle. Not my eyeballs, just around my eyes. Like toothpaste.

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 21:17 ]
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Mimi wrote:
I mean it makes my face tingle. Not my armpits - that would be weird.

Actually, it only makes my eyes tingle. Not my eyeballs, just around my eyes. Like toothpaste.


You out toothpaste around your eyes?

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:25 ]
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My healthier more active lifestyle and resulting weight loss means my winter coat is too big and I need to spring for a new one. Woe!

Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:41 ]
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I am having to get two suits altered as I have lost too much weight :(

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:47 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
My healthier more active lifestyle and resulting weight loss means my winter coat is too big and I need to spring for a new one. Woe!

Wear an extra jumper under it. Problem solved.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 13, 2013 16:46 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
My healthier more active lifestyle and resulting weight loss means my winter coat is too big and I need to spring for a new one. Woe!

Get the price of the coat, and the spend half of the amount on pizza.

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Nov 13, 2013 17:42 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I mean it makes my face tingle. Not my armpits - that would be weird.

Actually, it only makes my eyes tingle. Not my eyeballs, just around my eyes. Like toothpaste.


You out toothpaste around your eyes?


Ye...nope.

Author:  RBR2 [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:56 ]
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:insincere:

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 19:27 ]
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What on Earth is a roz pocket?

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 20:07 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
What on Earth is a roz pocket?

I'm guessing it's what I call a Poacher's Pocket, which is a large pocket on the inside of the coat for smuggling game.

Author:  RBR2 [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 21:29 ]
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:insincere:

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 21:35 ]
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Got stung by customs for VAT on a tshirt from the US of A.

The VAT was £3.14. Their own charge was £8.

Fucking cunts.

Author:  RBR2 [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 21:55 ]
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:insincere:

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 22:11 ]
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Tshirt was still wrapped inside and the limited edition prints I got were all 250/250 which was cool.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Nov 28, 2013 21:38 ]
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Decided to educate an American friend about Britpop, so sent him a link to Pulp's 'Common People' on Youtube . Only later realised that the link I'd sent was a version that omits the last two words from the classic line 'dance and drink and screw'. Grrr....

Author:  nickachu [ Sat Nov 30, 2013 23:54 ]
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Been getting more hours at work than expected. So I'm making more money. Now I'm tired.

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 18:09 ]
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I left my wallet on a plane on Friday, and it hasn't been handed in.

So now I get to try and convince the travel insurance people that it had £350 in cash in it.

Author:  myp [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 18:16 ]
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I'm guessing the ATM receipts will also be in your wallet. :(

Could you send them a copy of your bank statement with the withdrawn cash showing?

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 19:09 ]
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I guess we'll find out.

Author:  Cavey [ Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:12 ]
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Arses, sorry to hear Grim..., what a ballache. :(

Hardly comparable, but one "First World Problem" thing that's always irritated me: people who flash you for having xenon headlights. Man, I get so pissed off with driving at night, on normal beam, having a faceful of high beam from oncoming cars... surely people know that xenon headlights are brighter, right? You can spec 'em on virtually any car these days and they're hardly unusual; I've even had the alignment etc. checked just in case there was something amiss, but they're tickety boo.

Apart from anything else, it's bloody dangerous deliberately trying to dazzle an oncoming driver, especially on a narrow, unlit country lane, in the middle of the night.

In other news, I spent the second half of my morning commute with a National Express coach driver giving me "The Full Audi", mere milimetres from my arse, for reasons unknown. When I filtered into another lane, he craned his neck out of his cab and gave me the finger, which was nice of him. Gah.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:06 ]
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Cavey wrote:
Arses, sorry to hear Grim..., what a ballache. :(

Hardly comparable, but one "First World Problem" thing that's always irritated me: people who flash you for having xenon headlights. Man, I get so pissed off with driving at night, on normal beam, having a faceful of high beam from oncoming cars... surely people know that xenon headlights are brighter, right? You can spec 'em on virtually any car these days and they're hardly unusual; I've even had the alignment etc. checked just in case there was something amiss, but they're tickety boo.

Apart from anything else, it's bloody dangerous deliberately trying to dazzle an oncoming driver, especially on a narrow, unlit country lane, in the middle of the night.
Then maybe it was a mistake to spec your car to dazzle oncoming drivers at night. Just an idea.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:11 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Cavey wrote:
Arses, sorry to hear Grim..., what a ballache. :(

Hardly comparable, but one "First World Problem" thing that's always irritated me: people who flash you for having xenon headlights. Man, I get so pissed off with driving at night, on normal beam, having a faceful of high beam from oncoming cars... surely people know that xenon headlights are brighter, right? You can spec 'em on virtually any car these days and they're hardly unusual; I've even had the alignment etc. checked just in case there was something amiss, but they're tickety boo.

Apart from anything else, it's bloody dangerous deliberately trying to dazzle an oncoming driver, especially on a narrow, unlit country lane, in the middle of the night.
Then maybe it was a mistake to spec your car to dazzle oncoming drivers at night. Just an idea.

They don't though, they're just brighter (and a slightly different colour). You can easily spot them coming toward you and I've seen other drivers flash cars that aren't doing anything wrong.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:13 ]
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Yeah, and lights dazzling drivers is little to do with brightness and everything to do with angle. That's why even dim lights on full beam dazzle - because they're not pointed at the ground.

Author:  Cavey [ Mon Dec 09, 2013 13:15 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Then maybe it was a mistake to spec your car to dazzle oncoming drivers at night. Just an idea.


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