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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:41 
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Haha is that still a thing?

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:43 
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Grim... wrote:
Haha is that still a thing?


Well, it just got renamed to ‘Bobby is still a dick’ :DD

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:44 
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It uses everyone's real name so I don't know who anyone is :D

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I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 13:13 
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Another no myp group. :(

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 13:21 
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Grim... wrote:
It uses everyone's real name so I don't know who anyone is :D


Not my real name

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Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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Lonewolves wrote:
Another no myp group. :(

You left, too.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 15:22 
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Another no myp group. :(

You left, too.

Might have been when I deleted my account back in…2010?

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 16:28 
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Lonewolves wrote:
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Another no myp group. :(

You left, too.

Might have been when I deleted my account back in…2010?


It's been around a long time, so quite possibly.

You've not missed anything.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.

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Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 16:33 
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Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.


The cricket (and occasionally boxing) group is brilliant.

Which reminds me. We should go to Purnell’s.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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Cras wrote:
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.

I keep forgetting you’re in there, what with not liking cricket.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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Cras wrote:
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.

I keep forgetting you’re in there, what with not liking cricket.


He loves it.


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 19:15 
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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 19:22 
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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 19:23 
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Oh.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 19:15 
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On the train home and two different guys are trying to chat up two different women in the same carriage. This is a commuting train, don't they know we are supposed to sit in silence stairing at our phones.


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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On the train home and two different guys are trying to chat up two different women in the same carriage. This is a commuting train, don't they know we are supposed to sit in silence stairing at our phones.

Christmas seems to start earlier every year.


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 19:49 
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Couldn't be bothered to cook and not in the mood for yet another bachelor pizza so wander into the local 'Spoons for a burger and beer. As it already looks busy I decide to be lazy and use the app.

After 15 minutes of restarts and repeated confirmations of my location and the current price of my order I give up and join the scrum at the bar.


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 20:06 
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We use the app all the time! In fact we just have.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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When travelling alone it's brilliant. When it fails, less so.
You also don't get the whole range of beers but Shipyard, Ruddles, and Doom are perfectly acceptable.


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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I have just realised what was meant by Ernie being 'the fastest milkman in the West'.

I am 36 going on 37.


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 18:44 
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Old tumble drier had timer control, high or low heat control and an 'on' button. A child of 8 or Old Age Pensioner could understand how to use it.

New tumble drier has 14 settings for different types and combinations of materials and an Android App to control it from a phone, including 'voice coaching,' 'Reports' including drying stats and 'tips for a more efficient use of your machine' and NFC for product registration. Only IT graduates should buy one.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 20:38 
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Old tumble drier had timer control, high or low heat control and an 'on' button. A child of 8 or Old Age Pensioner could understand how to use it.

New tumble drier has 14 settings for different types and combinations of materials and an Android App to control it from a phone, including 'voice coaching,' 'Reports' including drying stats and 'tips for a more efficient use of your machine' and NFC for product registration. Only IT graduates should buy one.

I tried to use a water cooler today and only by pressing all the front, sides, top, moving some random bits sat on top of it, walking away and going back again and then pressing all over again did I manage to make some water come out.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 20:49 
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I went for an ECG today and when I went in they told me to strip to the waist and lay down on my back, but somehow I managed to get confused, stripped to the waist and laid on my front.

As the doctor came in with a nurse she said ‘er...’ and then burst out laughing.

She did make me feel better by saying it wasn’t quite the weirdest thing anyone had done in an ECG. (I like to imagine that was stripping to the waist, but from the bottom up, rather than top down).

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:06 
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I've tried to play NBA 2K Playgrounds 2 on my Switch this morning thinking it would be like NBA Jam.

It isn't. It's a right chore to play.

I should just play NBA Jam shouldn't I?


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:32 
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Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....

Haven't you got a lobster yet?


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
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DavPaz wrote:
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Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....

Haven't you got a lobster yet?


I have my pass, MrsA doesn't

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 14:20 
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Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....

Haven't you got a lobster yet?


I have my pass, MrsA doesn't


Proper fuming, I was.

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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 18:44 
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I made a toddler cry at Sainsbury's today.

The self-checkouts were very busy and when one became free she started playing with it whilst her parents did the self-checkout thing at their machine. I sauntered over and jovilly said 'may I use the machine?'. At which point her dad grabbed her collar and pulled her away.

The subsequent tantrum lasted all throughout my self-checkout. I felt bad.


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 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 19:07 
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I made our daughter cry just before, I threw half a cup of icy cold water in her face. I did this out of love, though. She had hiccups and I know that throwing icy cold water in someone's face when they aren't expecting it is a pretty surefire way to get rid of their hiccups. Anyway the hiccups were gone and luckily she saw the funny side after half an hour or so.


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