Be Excellent To Each Other

And, you know, party on. Dude.

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Reply to topic  [ 1603 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 ... 33  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:41 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67238
Location: Your Mum
Haha is that still a thing?

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:43 
User avatar
Sleepyhead

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 27006
Location: Kidbrooke
Grim... wrote:
Haha is that still a thing?


Well, it just got renamed to ‘Bobby is still a dick’ :DD

_________________
I've got a bad feeling about this.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:44 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67238
Location: Your Mum
It uses everyone's real name so I don't know who anyone is :D

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 13:13 
User avatar
Can't re-member

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 53656
Location: Liberty City
Another no myp group. :(

_________________
I am currently under construction.
Thank you for your patience.


Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 13:21 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 48137
Grim... wrote:
It uses everyone's real name so I don't know who anyone is :D


Not my real name

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 14:07 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67238
Location: Your Mum
Lonewolves wrote:
Another no myp group. :(

You left, too.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 15:22 
User avatar
Can't re-member

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 53656
Location: Liberty City
Grim... wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Another no myp group. :(

You left, too.

Might have been when I deleted my account back in…2010?

_________________
I am currently under construction.
Thank you for your patience.


Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 16:28 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 48137
Lonewolves wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Another no myp group. :(

You left, too.

Might have been when I deleted my account back in…2010?


It's been around a long time, so quite possibly.

You've not missed anything.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 16:28 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 48137
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 16:33 
User avatar
Sleepyhead

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 27006
Location: Kidbrooke
Cras wrote:
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.


The cricket (and occasionally boxing) group is brilliant.

Which reminds me. We should go to Purnell’s.

_________________
I've got a bad feeling about this.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 18:42 
User avatar
Can't re-member

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 53656
Location: Liberty City
Cras wrote:
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.

I keep forgetting you’re in there, what with not liking cricket.

_________________
I am currently under construction.
Thank you for your patience.


Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 19:13 
User avatar
Prince of Fops

Joined: 14th May, 2009
Posts: 2930
Lonewolves wrote:
Cras wrote:
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.

I keep forgetting you’re in there, what with not liking cricket.


He loves it.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 19:15 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67238
Location: Your Mum
https://open.spotify.com/track/22A291ng ... KF3rRcFbUQ

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 19:22 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45404
Location: West Yorkshire
Drealock holiday 10cc without clicking it.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 19:23 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45404
Location: West Yorkshire
Oh.

Ficws quiz

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 19:15 
User avatar
ugvm'er at heart...

Joined: 4th Mar, 2010
Posts: 21053
On the train home and two different guys are trying to chat up two different women in the same carriage. This is a commuting train, don't they know we are supposed to sit in silence stairing at our phones.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 20:09 
Filthy Junkie Bitch

Joined: 17th Dec, 2008
Posts: 8259
Trooper wrote:
On the train home and two different guys are trying to chat up two different women in the same carriage. This is a commuting train, don't they know we are supposed to sit in silence stairing at our phones.

Christmas seems to start earlier every year.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 17:59 
User avatar
Lord Humongous

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45698
Location: The erogenous zone
Happy New Year!

_________________
Flickr Behance Discogs

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 19:49 
User avatar

Joined: 12th Apr, 2008
Posts: 14751
Location: Oxford
Couldn't be bothered to cook and not in the mood for yet another bachelor pizza so wander into the local 'Spoons for a burger and beer. As it already looks busy I decide to be lazy and use the app.

After 15 minutes of restarts and repeated confirmations of my location and the current price of my order I give up and join the scrum at the bar.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 20:06 
User avatar
Can't re-member

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 53656
Location: Liberty City
We use the app all the time! In fact we just have.

_________________
I am currently under construction.
Thank you for your patience.


Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 20:28 
User avatar

Joined: 12th Apr, 2008
Posts: 14751
Location: Oxford
When travelling alone it's brilliant. When it fails, less so.
You also don't get the whole range of beers but Shipyard, Ruddles, and Doom are perfectly acceptable.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 18:26 
User avatar

Joined: 12th Apr, 2008
Posts: 14751
Location: Oxford
I have just realised what was meant by Ernie being 'the fastest milkman in the West'.

I am 36 going on 37.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 18:44 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3688
Location: , Location, Location.
Old tumble drier had timer control, high or low heat control and an 'on' button. A child of 8 or Old Age Pensioner could understand how to use it.

New tumble drier has 14 settings for different types and combinations of materials and an Android App to control it from a phone, including 'voice coaching,' 'Reports' including drying stats and 'tips for a more efficient use of your machine' and NFC for product registration. Only IT graduates should buy one.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 20:38 
Awesome
User avatar
Yes

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 11750
Warhead wrote:
Old tumble drier had timer control, high or low heat control and an 'on' button. A child of 8 or Old Age Pensioner could understand how to use it.

New tumble drier has 14 settings for different types and combinations of materials and an Android App to control it from a phone, including 'voice coaching,' 'Reports' including drying stats and 'tips for a more efficient use of your machine' and NFC for product registration. Only IT graduates should buy one.

I tried to use a water cooler today and only by pressing all the front, sides, top, moving some random bits sat on top of it, walking away and going back again and then pressing all over again did I manage to make some water come out.

_________________
Always proof read carefully in case you any words out


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 20:49 
User avatar

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 20929
I went for an ECG today and when I went in they told me to strip to the waist and lay down on my back, but somehow I managed to get confused, stripped to the waist and laid on my front.

As the doctor came in with a nurse she said ‘er...’ and then burst out laughing.

She did make me feel better by saying it wasn’t quite the weirdest thing anyone had done in an ECG. (I like to imagine that was stripping to the waist, but from the bottom up, rather than top down).

_________________
ImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:50 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45404
Location: West Yorkshire
Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:06 
SupaMod
User avatar
"Praisebot"

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 15445
Location: Parts unknown
I've tried to play NBA 2K Playgrounds 2 on my Switch this morning thinking it would be like NBA Jam.

It isn't. It's a right chore to play.

I should just play NBA Jam shouldn't I?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:32 
User avatar
Unpossible!

Joined: 27th Jun, 2008
Posts: 35586
MaliA wrote:
Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....

Haven't you got a lobster yet?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 14:02 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45404
Location: West Yorkshire
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....

Haven't you got a lobster yet?


I have my pass, MrsA doesn't

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 14:20 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45404
Location: West Yorkshire
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....

Haven't you got a lobster yet?


I have my pass, MrsA doesn't


Proper fuming, I was.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 18:44 
User avatar

Joined: 12th Apr, 2008
Posts: 14751
Location: Oxford
I made a toddler cry at Sainsbury's today.

The self-checkouts were very busy and when one became free she started playing with it whilst her parents did the self-checkout thing at their machine. I sauntered over and jovilly said 'may I use the machine?'. At which point her dad grabbed her collar and pulled her away.

The subsequent tantrum lasted all throughout my self-checkout. I felt bad.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 19:07 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 15338
I made our daughter cry just before, I threw half a cup of icy cold water in her face. I did this out of love, though. She had hiccups and I know that throwing icy cold water in someone's face when they aren't expecting it is a pretty surefire way to get rid of their hiccups. Anyway the hiccups were gone and luckily she saw the funny side after half an hour or so.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 12:24 
Best
User avatar
Board Mother

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 9988
Location: Mount Olympus
I've come home from work ill and Netflix is down. :(

_________________
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
GJ is right.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 12:34 
User avatar
Heavy Metal Tough Guy

Joined: 31st Mar, 2008
Posts: 5542
Due to some office moves, I now have to go through 3 sets of security doors, using my pass, and then the same on the way back, just to go to the loo.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 12:41 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 15338
There's four doors I have to go through on the way into our building, when someone's in front holding them open it causes me anxiety because repetition is bad but I've ran out of ways to say thanks after the third and just make a sort of weird barely audible noise for the fourth, "thanks", "cheers", "ta", "epp".


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 13:03 
User avatar
Lord Humongous

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45698
Location: The erogenous zone
Squirt wrote:
Due to some office moves, I now have to go through 3 sets of security doors, using my pass, and then the same on the way back, just to go to the loo.

They've got their shit locked down.

_________________
Flickr Behance Discogs

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 13:04 
User avatar
Can't re-member

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 53656
Location: Liberty City
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
I've come home from work ill and Netflix is down. :(

What the hell! Netflix you have one job

_________________
I am currently under construction.
Thank you for your patience.


Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 13:04 
User avatar
Lord Humongous

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45698
Location: The erogenous zone
markg wrote:
"thanks", "cheers", "ta", "epp".

...bless you, brother?

#Nanokleek

_________________
Flickr Behance Discogs

'Not without talent but dragged down by bass turgidity'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 13:14 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67238
Location: Your Mum
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
I've come home from work ill and Netflix is down. :(

Works for me (in a web browser, at least).

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 13:39 
Best
User avatar
Board Mother

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 9988
Location: Mount Olympus
I turned the internet off and on again. All working now.

Current status; on sofa watching Abducted in plain sight with no chocolate.

_________________
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
GJ is right.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 14:22 
User avatar
Excellent Member

Joined: 25th Jul, 2010
Posts: 10604
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Abducted in plain sight with no chocolate.


TV show names are getting really specific.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 14:57 
Best
User avatar
Board Mother

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 9988
Location: Mount Olympus
Bamba wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Abducted in plain sight with no chocolate.


TV show names are getting really specific.

:D

_________________
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
GJ is right.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:35 
User avatar
ugvm'er at heart...

Joined: 4th Mar, 2010
Posts: 21053
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 13:01 
Filthy Junkie Bitch

Joined: 17th Dec, 2008
Posts: 8259
They’re worse than animals https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 15:14 
Awesome
User avatar
Yes

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 11750
Trooper wrote:
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?

What is an iced finger?

_________________
Always proof read carefully in case you any words out


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 15:24 
User avatar
ugvm'er at heart...

Joined: 4th Mar, 2010
Posts: 21053
Mr Russell wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?

What is an iced finger?


A sweet finger roll, with icing on the top.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 15:47 
Awesome
User avatar
Yes

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 11750
Trooper wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?

What is an iced finger?


A sweet finger roll, with icing on the top.

Oh ok. I tried to look online to help but could only find iced buns which I now see are the wrong shape. Curse you, Morrisons!

_________________
Always proof read carefully in case you any words out


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 17:03 
User avatar
Unpossible!

Joined: 27th Jun, 2008
Posts: 35586
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Oh it just had to be Middlesbrough...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 17:08 
User avatar

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 20929
DavPaz wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Oh it just had to be Middlesbrough...

TheVision, where do you stand on the correct time to begin selling pies?

_________________
ImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: 1st world problems
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 17:11 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3688
Location: , Location, Location.
Trooper wrote:
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?

Morrisons.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic  [ 1603 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 ... 33  Next

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Columbo and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search within this thread:
You are using the 'Ted' forum. Bill doesn't really exist any more. Bogus!
Want to help out with the hosting / advertising costs? That's very nice of you.
Are you on a mobile phone? Try http://beex.co.uk/m/
RIP, Owen.

Powered by a very Grim... version of phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.