Be Excellent To Each Other

I'm tired of fucking around with this.

This is not how it's supposed to look.

I don't understand what's happening in this post.

Those 4 screens should work together to show a single video. Top left screen goes off whenever the media view box that supplies the signal is moved and the top right screen has a resolution problem leaving a black border around the edge that I've not been able to resolve.

He would've figured it eventually. He assumed it was *broken*, but it was just a mounting screw sticking out stopping the door from latching. Needs a technician's eye to spot quickly.

Now, now, don't praise him too much. If his head gets any bigger it could doom us all.

A mate of mine and Mrs. W is a self made millionaire with a holiday home on Tenerife. When we stayed with him a few years ago one of his kitchen cabinet doors was sticking and I was able to fix it in a couple of minutes. Not only did he not understand why it was sticking, he didn’t understand how I’d fixed it. No practical skills at all, that boy.

Was it sticking due to gravitational forces, expounded by centrifugal motion factors due to being closer to the equator? Did you fix it by moving the sofa to the other side of the lounge?

I,did wonder about that, but all it needed was a little bit of adjustment on the top hinge.

...and then you fixed his cabinet.

That's about the size of it.

I've run out of squash, and only have a tiny bit of juice left, not enough for a glass. That's annoying.

You know what to do...

Giphy "dilute it":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/YkLfOYGDkzosg/giphy-loop.mp4

New low, giphy

Surely that’s a new high.

No.

You're wrong.

It's not though.

You are incorrect.

Are eggs solids? If so, they should not be in my liquid fridge. Also, yoghurt.

I believe eggs are colloids (probably an emulsion) encased in a solid shell. But it's a while since I did chemistry.

DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE MALC THE FRIDGE THE LIQUID FRIDGE? JESUS MALC HOW IN THE WORLD IS THAT HELPFUL?

This should be a trolling instaban.

Ohhhh. Alright then.

Kinel.

Last day with Fujitsu today, and my Peugeot Partner has gone back. The new company haven't organised leased vans yet, so we'll be having hire vans for a while. This damn thing arrived tonight. It probably wouldn't be a big problem if next door didn't have a lamp post on the pavement right next to their drive. I doubt that they'll be able to get their car in the available space. We may have to have a rethink about what goes where as we have three cars and two vans to park out there.

Are they in the fridge when at supermarket?

No, but they should be at home.

Only if you want them to last longer, it's perfectly safe to keep them in the cupboard or on the side otherwise.

I mean... yes? That’s the same thing.

It’s not just “not going off though.” For example, the membrane that surrounds the yolk breaks down much faster at room temperate. It’s harder to get a neat fried or poached egg if it’s not been refrigerated.

Much better to just have some chickens in the garden, then you can't eat the eggs fast enough for them to degrade and have to give them away.

They're good for a month at British room temperature, but that is never a problem here.

DO THEY BELONG IN THE LIQUID FRIDGE YOU GOONS ARE USELESS.

Isn't it tricky to open and close the door on a liquid fridge?

I mean you haven't even specified if you've denatured them or not.

I reject the premise of the question.

The correct answer is: The eggs go where Wendy wants them

Déjà vu. Except this time they refused to let us board the plane. :-|

If the items in the liquid fridge are sloshing around at the bottom, then no, they don't. If, and suspect this more likely, the "liquids" in question are in containers, and the eggs are still raw, then, yes, the eggs belong in the liquid fridge.

THE FRIDGE IS LIQUID

The liquid fridge has been retired and turned off. Thanks, Malc.

Liquid fridges are just for beers/ciders/wine/pop, aren't they?

So unless you are going to drink the runny egg contents, they go somewhere else.

There are far too many raisins in my current bag of muesli.

But they're the best bit!

“There are far too many bits of delicious moisture and sugar in my bag of dehydrated wood shavings!”

Finally made it back to London. Virgin have left our luggage in Atlanta. :-|

FFS

Definitely didn't see that coming.

What happens now? Do they post it to your house?

They are! But it's like eating a bowl of raisins in milk.

I know, right?

It's on tonight's flight over and gets delivered to our house on Wednesday. Frankly, I'll believe it when I see it.

In theory they should turn up tomorrow (at Heathrow) then get overnighted to the house, so hopefully Wednesday, assuming I can work from home as they probably won't fit through the letterbox.

Or what she said.