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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:39 
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Album Covers
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:59 
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Dimrill wrote:
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It's a bit of a weird attempt at faking mid-90s Dave McKean.

The album has moments of real excellence, though. If you've got a problem, yo, he'll Dolve it.

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It took me a while to realise Demis is sitting on a chair there, and isn't just really, really oddly proportioned.


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Is Demis Roussos, Kevin Smith's dad?

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Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Album Covers
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Quite like that. Well, it's not horrendous.

The name conjures up all sorts of wrong 2000ad brain pictures.

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Ancient Dome? I think I've nailed that. Also, terrible cover.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Album Covers
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Not so much "Hunting" more "Just Noticing"

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She's hunting him.

Also: i thought it was 'ancient demo'.

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Now that's a fucking shocker.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Album Covers
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I actually really like this one. Old man in a shrub aw yea

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Someone get Photoshop filters away from this man!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Album Covers
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Close, Skelt's. No idea what the apostrophe's for. They're Belgian. Mm.

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That's great. It's clear they know it's a bit crap, and that's why they've done it. Good for them.

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Probably the stupidest, most belmingly idiotic band name I've ever seen.

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I actually really like this one. Old man in a shrub aw yea

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Old man in a shrub
Laaaa la la la la
There's an old man in a shrub
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Old man in a shrub
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He looks like the sugar in a plumb.

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Just for the band name. I bet they're not that bad.

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Found this monstrosity on a blouuggghhhhg "about" 90s indie obscuria.

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I had NO IDEA there's an Auton-replicant effect in Photoshop. Also: RAYTRACED DONUTS FOR SOME REASON.


I own this album. Some of it is very good.

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mrak wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
I own this album. Some of it is very good.


Might have to ("purchase a pre-owned copy from Amazon Marketplace"-Ed) then.


Also: I was recently thinking about artists who prominently display the instrument with which they are associated on their album art. Think Dire Straits, Eric Claptons, Chris Reas. They're all awesome guitar-playing men! But I chose to write a blogposthing about Joe Satriani and his guitar-based album sleeves. BLOGPIMPING ENDS.

Really enjoyed that post. Very amusing.

That Professor whatsit is the worst album title ever.

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