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Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 11:56 ]
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Craster wrote:
My neighbour is furious - the dedicated olympics only lanes are, as you say, Games vehicles only. He's a cabbie - so he can't use those lanes, and the fact that they're there means that traffic will be barely moving the whole time. Effectively, if someone wants to go anywhere in East London, he's got to just refuse the work.

Isn't he legally bound to pick someone up once he's stopped regardless of destination within a certain distance, or is that a myth?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:00 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Plissken wrote:
MaliA wrote:
The IOC appear to be taking control of the country for the period.


Appear? It is the part of the rules. Did you know that all IOC officials have to be put up in five star hotels, for free? With free room service for meals, access to bars etc etc?


It's this that irks me the most. The use of the transport lanes, the advertising (most of the stuff contained in the Olympic games Act 2006. it seems to me to be heavy handed and surrendering the City to an unelected board of people that then go on relegate those that live in the city to second class citizens.

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:04 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Craster wrote:
My neighbour is furious - the dedicated olympics only lanes are, as you say, Games vehicles only. He's a cabbie - so he can't use those lanes, and the fact that they're there means that traffic will be barely moving the whole time. Effectively, if someone wants to go anywhere in East London, he's got to just refuse the work.

Isn't he legally bound to pick someone up once he's stopped regardless of destination within a certain distance, or is that a myth?


Yeah, 7 miles I think it is. I mean, he'll take the job if they still want to go, but he'll basically be saying "I'll be a 3 hour journey by cab. You're much better off getting a bus".

Author:  MaysLanding [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:05 ]
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I know it's The Sun, and I know no one reads it but -

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 342335.ece

I don't read The Sun (honest) I just noticed it when I walked past my uncle who was reading it.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:06 ]
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Craster wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Craster wrote:
My neighbour is furious - the dedicated olympics only lanes are, as you say, Games vehicles only. He's a cabbie - so he can't use those lanes, and the fact that they're there means that traffic will be barely moving the whole time. Effectively, if someone wants to go anywhere in East London, he's got to just refuse the work.

Isn't he legally bound to pick someone up once he's stopped regardless of destination within a certain distance, or is that a myth?


Yeah, 7 miles I think it is. I mean, he'll take the job if they still want to go, but he'll basically be saying "I'll be a 3 hour journey by cab. You're much better off getting a bus".

Can buses use the special lanes, then?

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:07 ]
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MaysLanding wrote:
I know it's The Sun, and I know no one reads it but -

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 342335.ece

viewtopic.php?p=669230#p669230

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:08 ]
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Yeah, I think so.

Author:  MaysLanding [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:08 ]
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Ah cool.

The world's gone mad.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:14 ]
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Seems like a good summary, though I haven't read it all yet: http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/ap ... e-sponsors

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:17 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Seems like a good summary, though I haven't read it all yet: http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/ap ... e-sponsors


Quote:
Locog insists the protections were essential to secure the contracts that have paid for the Olympics


I think you'll find that's "paid for a bit of the Olympics", Locog.

Author:  metalangel [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:22 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
I've had an email from TfL:

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With tens of thousands of Olympic athletes, officials and media and millions of visitors and spectators here, this means that roads in central London, around venues and on and around the Olympic and Paralympic Route Networks (the ‘ORN’ and ‘PRN’) will be much busier than usual from mid‑July.
...
Temporary traffic changes will be in place along the ORN and PRN. Games Lanes will be in operation on parts of the ORN and PRN at certain times; these are for the use of Games vehicles only. If you drive in the Games Lanes, park, load or stop on the ORN or PRN, your vehicle may be removed and you risk a fine of £130.
Crikey, they've even taken the roads.


I'm confident there are enough people fucked off by this to park or stop in the Games Lanes deliberately and just take the fine, to screw the IOC.

As we know from living in Cardiff, big events are inconvenient if you want/need to go through the city centre, but there's a hell of a difference between closing Westgate Street and Wood Street for a few hours versus giving yourself your own fucking lanes for a month. Nobody drives in Central London for fun, not even Grim....

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/corporate/project ... 18196.aspx <- route network maps

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:25 ]
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http://www.seanliquorish.co.uk/blog/?p=854

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A few weeks ago, one of the top beer writers Roger Protz covered the fact that Heineken have sole beer rights at Olympic venues, however they only went in as a third tier sponsor limiting them to having only one named product,in this case their namesake lager Heineken. In addition to this they can provide 2 other alcoholic products under generic names, so Strongbow will be supplied as ‘Cider’ and John Smiths Smoothflow will become ‘British Bitter’. Where an Olympic venue already has a preferred beer supplier such as Lords (hosting the archery) who serve Marston’s beer the pumps will need to be removed for the duration of the event and replaced by temporary Heineken provided equipment.

It is worse if you live in Cardiff where the women’s football is taking place. An exclusion zone around the stadium over which Heineken has marketing exclusivity takes in most of the city centre, and pubs in the area are not allowed to promote their own beers with banners or pavements signs. Brain’s, the countries best known brewer, who sponsor the Welsh Football and Rugby team based at the Millenium Stadium have to forfeit their pump positions and I’m sure are not best pleased about the fact.


Fascinating reading, this.

Author:  metalangel [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:31 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
http://www.seanliquorish.co.uk/blog/?p=854

Fascinating reading, this.


Fucking hell, I wasn't being serious when I suggested Brains would need to remove their name from the smokestack and brewery building. What about all their pubs in the city centre which display their name because they fucking own them? What about *sharp intake of breath* The City Arms, with is huge and varied selection of wonderful beers, sitting right next to the Stadium?

Image

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:35 ]
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I would imagine some of the pubs might adopt a "Yeah, that's not happening" approach. I can't imagine that the courts would side with the Olympics on this.

Author:  TheVision [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:41 ]
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The more I read about it, the more I'm thinking that the Olympics can GTFF.

Author:  metalangel [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:41 ]
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"Pick up that non-official sponsor's can!"
Image

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/04/wait-y ... -olympics/

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The same suuuuuuper long Terms and Conditions page has an exhaustive list of potentially dangerous and prohibited items. They start out with the usual suspects: firearms, illegal drugs, containers of liquid exceeding 100ml. Then they name a few items I doubt anyone would even try to bring to the Olympic games: really, I mean, how would one squeeze an entire motorcycle into the spectator stands? And because they’re already on a roll here, I guess, they go on and forbid: large quantities of coins (this is vague, tsk tsk), refrigerators (I mean…?), and flags of any countries not participating in the Olympic games (meow!).


Are the IOC aware of the Welsh Flag?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:43 ]
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metalangel wrote:
"Pick up that non-official sponsor's can!"
Image

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/04/wait-y ... -olympics/

Quote:
The same suuuuuuper long Terms and Conditions page has an exhaustive list of potentially dangerous and prohibited items. They start out with the usual suspects: firearms, illegal drugs, containers of liquid exceeding 100ml. Then they name a few items I doubt anyone would even try to bring to the Olympic games: really, I mean, how would one squeeze an entire motorcycle into the spectator stands? And because they’re already on a roll here, I guess, they go on and forbid: large quantities of coins (this is vague, tsk tsk), refrigerators (I mean…?), and flags of any countries not participating in the Olympic games (meow!).


Are the IOC aware of the Welsh Flag?



And the Cornish Flag.

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:43 ]
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I see the flame went to the summit of Snowdon yesterday. You know, for the cafe workers and train driver to see it.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:48 ]
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I'd refuse to carry the flame if it was over 30˚c.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:58 ]
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Grim... wrote:
I remember that the Olympic Cafe in London which has been around for years and years was forced to change it's name recently.

This is making me angry, so I'm going to stop thinking about it.

Is that the one I lived a few doors away from in Neasden/Wembley (where the last UK Olympics were held?)

If so, after MUCH argument, I believe they didn't have to change the name. It was all over the news for ages, which I think helped.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:05 ]
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Do Greece have to change the name of [a certain town] because it is ... actually, Greece have probably already taken the money to do that.


Also, Welsh flags and Cornish flags will be allowed in as neither of them are countries.

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:08 ]
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Quite. One's a principality, the other is a mass delusion.

Author:  Squirt [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:15 ]
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I wonder how much it costs to be a tier three sponsor. We should have grouped together and become a sponsor, and demanded that "belm" be the official cry of regret of London 2012.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:19 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Grim... wrote:
I remember that the Olympic Cafe in London which has been around for years and years was forced to change it's name recently.

This is making me angry, so I'm going to stop thinking about it.

Is that the one I lived a few doors away from in Neasden/Wembley (where the last UK Olympics were held?)

If so, after MUCH argument, I believe they didn't have to change the name. It was all over the news for ages, which I think helped.

No then, because this one has changed the name.

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:23 ]
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Legal chaps here reckon there's no chance they'd get a successful prosecution on any pubs etc who still advertised and sold non-approved beers, etc.

So Cardiff can probably breathe a sigh of relief.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:24 ]
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Squirt wrote:
I wonder how much it costs to be a tier three sponsor. We should have grouped together and become a sponsor, and demanded that "belm" be the official cry of regret of London 2012.

Maybe we could talk Bulmers into a slight rebrand for the event?

There could be a losers podium where they get showered with watery cider.

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:32 ]
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As far as I am able to tell, it looks like private sponsorship amounts to around £800MM. Public funding is currently pencilled in at around £9300MM. Fuck LOCOG.

(Source, unconfirmed for bias http://www.writenow.ac.uk/oldsite/QRSS/ ... 202009.pdf)

Author:  Slightly Green [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:41 ]
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Craster wrote:
Quite. One's a principality, the other is a mass delusion.


Yeh! Those delusional welsh bastards!

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:56 ]
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Craster wrote:
As far as I am able to tell, it looks like private sponsorship amounts to around £800MM. Public funding is currently pencilled in at around £9300MM.

What's MM?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 29, 2012 13:57 ]
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million.

Author:  GazChap [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:05 ]
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This'll be the final nail in Little Chef's coffin. What are they going to call their Olympic Breakfast?

Based on how I felt the last time I had one, I suggest the Coloured Ring Breakfast.

Author:  Wullie [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:22 ]
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Fun with Amazon reviews :)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Mascots ... B005HP1UHK

Author:  metalangel [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:25 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:

Also, Welsh flags and Cornish flags will be allowed in as neither of them are countries.


Yes, but do the IOC know this? They don't seem particularly in touch with reality.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:25 ]
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MaliA wrote:
million.

Why is it MM?

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:27 ]
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Roman numeral.

1000x1000.

I'm guessing, never really seen it used like that before.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:28 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Roman numeral.

1000x1000.

I'm guessing, never really seen it used like that before.

Ooh, good call.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:28 ]
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Yeah, must be.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:28 ]
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No wait, MM is the Roman number for 2000, though :S

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:29 ]
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Thanks a MM.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:29 ]
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THANKS A TWO THOUSAND WHAT IS THAT I DON'T EVEN

Author:  Malc [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:29 ]
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I thought it was just to sure plural of M, I'm sure this is the 3rd or 4th time we've had this conversation (some of them may have been on WoS)

Malc

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:29 ]
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Grim... wrote:
No wait, MM is the Roman number for 2000, though :S

Fuck knows then. :shrug:

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:52 ]
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French? Mille = thousand.

A thousand thousands = a million

Author:  myp [ Tue May 29, 2012 14:55 ]
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The plural of million is million when you talk about money!

You don't say 'two point four millions pounds'. :'(

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 15:22 ]
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The Last Salmon Man wrote:
The plural of million is million when you talk about money!

Er, what? No numbers have a plural in that sense, or you'd count like
One
Twos
Threes
Fours
:S

Author:  WTB [ Tue May 29, 2012 17:04 ]
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Right, so what the fuck is a quart?

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 29, 2012 17:05 ]
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An imperial liquid measure.

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 29, 2012 17:05 ]
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A quarter of a gallon, apparently.

Author:  myp [ Tue May 29, 2012 17:06 ]
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Four Gaywoods.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 29, 2012 17:16 ]
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WTB wrote:
Right, so what the fuck is a quart?

A duck fart.

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