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Author:  kalmar [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:45 ]
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Kern wrote:
Why would the location of such missile installations be publicised anyway?


To discourage potential suicide bombers.

Author:  Squirt [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:46 ]
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Kern wrote:
Why would the location of such missile installations be publicised anyway?


Those won't be the real missiles, they'll be someone else. This'll just be a bunch of squaddies drinking tea around some some khaki painted drainpipes and a "radar station" made of old Sky dishes and old scaffolding. It's all a clever misinformation campaign, you see!

Author:  Pundabaya [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:49 ]
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Yes, clearly terrorists will be using fast jets or helicopter gunships to make attacks on Da 'Lympics. Very common tactic by the terrorists. The IRA are probably fueling up their F-16s as we speak.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:49 ]
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kalmar wrote:
Kern wrote:
Why would the location of such missile installations be publicised anyway?


To discourage potential suicide bombers.


Or people drinking Pepsi

Author:  devilman [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:49 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Nimbyism is quite alright when it come to having surface-to-air missiles installed on your roof, I should think.


Maybe the residents will get to keep them after the Olympics to deter burglars.

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:50 ]
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They leaflet dropped the building saying "we are going to put missiles on your roof, is that ok?"
Unsurprisingly, someone posted a pic of the leaflet on twitter, and so the media circus started.

Intentional? Cock-up? Not thinking things through? Don't care?
Who knows, but it seems it was never intended to be a secret.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:51 ]
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Squirt wrote:
Those won't be the real missiles, they'll be someone else. This'll just be a bunch of squaddies drinking tea around some some khaki painted drainpipes and a "radar station" made of old Sky dishes and old scaffolding. It's all a clever misinformation campaign, you see!


Quite. A story like this tells the world that 'we're doing something' without disclosing anything sensitive.

Not sure if Kern Hall could do with some castellations, mind.

Author:  Pundabaya [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:05 ]
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If I was cynical, I'd suggest it was the army using Da 'Lympics as an excuse to get more gear. 'we clearly need some more MANPADS, and there's definitely a need for some tanks for routine patrols, oh and what are those big gunships the yanks use... Yeah, you'll need like, three of those'

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:07 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
Why would the location of such missile installations be publicised anyway?

Besides, missiles? Are we taking lessons on crowd control from the Chinese Communist Party now?



Because bits of aeroplane falling over a wide area is preferable to one bit hitting wembley. Or Something.

Why Wembley?

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:10 ]
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Trooper wrote:
They leaflet dropped the building saying "we are going to put missiles on your roof, is that ok?"
Unsurprisingly, someone posted a pic of the leaflet on twitter, and so the media circus started.

Intentional? Cock-up? Not thinking things through? Don't care?
Who knows, but it seems it was never intended to be a secret.

Intended as a deterrent, I reckon. I'm not even 100% convinced that the ammunition will be live.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:10 ]
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In other news, Dwayne Chambers has been cleared to run. Thoughts?

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:12 ]
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Mimi wrote:
In other news, Dwayne Chambers has been cleared to run. Thoughts?


At least there will be one clean athlete in the race...

Author:  TheVision [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:13 ]
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I've played and completed Ace Combat on the 360... Missile installations are easy to destroy and won't help in any way where we're in the middle of a war while trying to run the Olympics.

Now I've got an image in my mind of there being a massive war going on all over the country while the games carry on regardless. Imagine the sound of explosions going off while someone is trying to throw a javelin... Amazing.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:14 ]
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Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
Why would the location of such missile installations be publicised anyway?

Besides, missiles? Are we taking lessons on crowd control from the Chinese Communist Party now?



Because bits of aeroplane falling over a wide area is preferable to one bit hitting wembley. Or Something.

Why Wembley?


It was the first sporting arena in London I thought of.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:14 ]
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Why don't they just test everyone? Considering the amount of people and organisation the Olympics takes, I'm not quite sure why they don't just take samples from every competitor.

Author:  TheVision [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:16 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Why don't they just test everyone? Considering the amount of people and organisation the Olympics takes, I'm not quite sure why they don't just take samples from every competitor.


There's about 10500 athletes taking part according to Wikipedia. That's a lot of people to test.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:16 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
Why would the location of such missile installations be publicised anyway?

Besides, missiles? Are we taking lessons on crowd control from the Chinese Communist Party now?



Because bits of aeroplane falling over a wide area is preferable to one bit hitting wembley. Or Something.

Why Wembley?


It was the first sporting arena in London I thought of.

it's nowhere near the main Olympic village and where most of the events will be, and well out of the 5km range of where those missiles are stationed.

Author:  markg [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:19 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Why don't they just test everyone? Considering the amount of people and organisation the Olympics takes, I'm not quite sure why they don't just take samples from every competitor.


There's about 10500 athletes taking part according to Wikipedia. That's a lot of people to test.

They should just abandon all testing and see how quick people can really go.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:19 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Why don't they just test everyone? Considering the amount of people and organisation the Olympics takes, I'm not quite sure why they don't just take samples from every competitor.


There's about 10500 athletes taking part according to Wikipedia. That's a lot of people to test.

yes, it is... But it's also a lot of people to provide accommodation, translators, transport, food, (etc, etc, etc) for. They can organise all of those things for 10,000 people, they can also collect little bottles of wee from them.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:20 ]
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markg wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Why don't they just test everyone? Considering the amount of people and organisation the Olympics takes, I'm not quite sure why they don't just take samples from every competitor.


There's about 10500 athletes taking part according to Wikipedia. That's a lot of people to test.

They should just abandon all testing and see how quick people can really go.

or that. See what drugs can really do. Though of course people will be dropping at a higher rate than Grand National horses.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:21 ]
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Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
Why would the location of such missile installations be publicised anyway?

Besides, missiles? Are we taking lessons on crowd control from the Chinese Communist Party now?



Because bits of aeroplane falling over a wide area is preferable to one bit hitting wembley. Or Something.

Why Wembley?


It was the first sporting arena in London I thought of.

it's nowhere near the main Olympic village and where most of the events will be, and well out of the 5km range of where those missiles are stationed.


My grasp of London's geography is loose, at best. So much so, mrsA sent grim... a message explaining how that if I don't turn up at his gaff, I've probably gotten myself in a pickle on the underground, or have gone to Hammersmith as I've heard of that. Much to the room's amusement on my tardy arrival.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:24 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
Why would the location of such missile installations be publicised anyway?

Besides, missiles? Are we taking lessons on crowd control from the Chinese Communist Party now?



Because bits of aeroplane falling over a wide area is preferable to one bit hitting wembley. Or Something.

Why Wembley?


It was the first sporting arena in London I thought of.

it's nowhere near the main Olympic village and where most of the events will be, and well out of the 5km range of where those missiles are stationed.


My grasp of London's geography is loose, at best. So much so, mrsA sent grim.. a message explaining how that if I don't turn up at his gaff, I've probably gotten myself in a pickle on the underground, or have gone to Hamemrsmith as I've ehard of that. Much to the room's amusement on my tardy arrival.

no, I just WINDEREX if you'd heard somewhere that there were other missiles being positioned in/near Wembley as my family live around that way and I was going to ask my brothers if they'd heard anything about it.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:24 ]
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Who are the Official Missile Suppliers to the London 2012 Olympics anyway?

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:24 ]
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markg wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Why don't they just test everyone? Considering the amount of people and organisation the Olympics takes, I'm not quite sure why they don't just take samples from every competitor.


There's about 10500 athletes taking part according to Wikipedia. That's a lot of people to test.

They should just abandon all testing and see how quick people can really go.

They could always bang some tunes on to catch out all the cheats.

Author:  kalmar [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:25 ]
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"When I'm cleaning windows"

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:26 ]
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Kern wrote:
Who are the Official Missile Suppliers to the London 2012 Olympics anyway?


Alexander Popov.

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:27 ]
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Mimi wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Why don't they just test everyone? Considering the amount of people and organisation the Olympics takes, I'm not quite sure why they don't just take samples from every competitor.


There's about 10500 athletes taking part according to Wikipedia. That's a lot of people to test.

yes, it is... But it's also a lot of people to provide accommodation, translators, transport, food, (etc, etc, etc) for. They can organise all of those things for 10,000 people, they can also collect little bottles of wee from them.


They could easily test everyone, but then there wouldn't be much of a games left. The 100m final would be between the cleaner and a cameraman.

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:28 ]
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All medal winning athletes are tested. Since nobody cares about people other than the winners, this seems sufficient.

Of course, tests can be beaten, but that's another story.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:30 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Mimi wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Why don't they just test everyone? Considering the amount of people and organisation the Olympics takes, I'm not quite sure why they don't just take samples from every competitor.


There's about 10500 athletes taking part according to Wikipedia. That's a lot of people to test.

yes, it is... But it's also a lot of people to provide accommodation, translators, transport, food, (etc, etc, etc) for. They can organise all of those things for 10,000 people, they can also collect little bottles of wee from them.


They could easily test everyone, but then there wouldn't be much of a games left. The 100m final would be between the cleaner and a cameraman.

So, who wins here? Not the people who don't take drugs, not those that do and get caught, just those that cheat and don't get caught... Not great.

Test every person, ban them, next year: no cheats.

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:33 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Test every person, ban them, next year: no cheats.


Test every person, ban them, next year: better cheats.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:34 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Test every person, ban them, next year: no cheats.


Test every person, ban them, next year: better cheats.


it's a methodology that has served the TdF well.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:34 ]
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Mimi wrote:
In other news, Dwayne Chambers has been cleared to run. Thoughts?


Was he not handed a lifetime ban?

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:35 ]
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Craster wrote:
Mimi wrote:
In other news, Dwayne Chambers has been cleared to run. Thoughts?


Was he not handed a lifetime ban?


yes, but that was overturned due to 'some stuff'.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:40 ]
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Craster wrote:
Mimi wrote:
In other news, Dwayne Chambers has been cleared to run. Thoughts?


Was he not handed a lifetime ban?

right... It's complicated.

The IOC rule that there should be a minimum 2 year ban for drugs cheats. Though this is the rule, each country has its own standards on what criteria it's athletes should meet to be eligible to compete. One of the criteria for team GB is that the athlete must never have tested positive for banned performance enhancing drugs. Therefore, for British athletes, it represents a lifetime ban FROM THE OLYMPICS if caught. We have the strictest rules on this in the world, and over 800 former cheats will be competing from other countries.

Chambers has gone via some European sport committee to overturn the British criteria for eligibility, and won, therefore that criteria no longer has any power.

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:41 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Test every person, ban them, next year: no cheats.


Test every person, ban them, next year: better cheats.


it's a methodology that has served the TdF well.


And life in general, says Darwin.

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:45 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Test every person, ban them, next year: no cheats.


Test every person, ban them, next year: better cheats.

Tests are changed each year, too. If drugs could ride above the tests then people would take those ones rather than the ones that could be detected.

Author:  Pundabaya [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:16 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Trooper wrote:
They leaflet dropped the building saying "we are going to put missiles on your roof, is that ok?"
Unsurprisingly, someone posted a pic of the leaflet on twitter, and so the media circus started.

Intentional? Cock-up? Not thinking things through? Don't care?
Who knows, but it seems it was never intended to be a secret.

Intended as a deterrent, I reckon. I'm not even 100% convinced that the ammunition will be live.


That's fine, except who does it deter? If there was a terrorist attack on Da 'Lympics, it would mostly be one of the usual suicide/car/some-other-type-of bomb or West Bank Style mortar attack, with the outside chance of crazed gunman or some sort of gas attack. Surface-to-air missiles, or indeed military jets overhead, would be pretty much useless.

Author:  TheVision [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:17 ]
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I was thinking, how many Olympic games have had surface to air missle installed in the past? And how many have had a call to use them?

Author:  Plissken [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:21 ]
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Given the protection the Olympics afford to sponsors, and the accuracy of these things, all I'm saying is don't try to drink a Pepsi in the Olympic Stadium, OK?

Author:  Squirt [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:25 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I was thinking, how many Olympic games have had surface to air missle installed in the past? And how many have had a call to use them?


In 6th Century BC the Ancient Athenians were forced to shoot down a Boeing 737 that the Corinthians had hijacked.

Author:  markg [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:26 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Trooper wrote:
They leaflet dropped the building saying "we are going to put missiles on your roof, is that ok?"
Unsurprisingly, someone posted a pic of the leaflet on twitter, and so the media circus started.

Intentional? Cock-up? Not thinking things through? Don't care?
Who knows, but it seems it was never intended to be a secret.

Intended as a deterrent, I reckon. I'm not even 100% convinced that the ammunition will be live.


That's fine, except who does it deter? If there was a terrorist attack on Da 'Lympics, it would mostly be one of the usual suicide/car/some-other-type-of bomb or West Bank Style mortar attack, with the outside chance of crazed gunman or some sort of gas attack. Surface-to-air missiles, or indeed military jets overhead, would be pretty much useless.

Presumably to protect against hijacked aircraft used as weapons. An airliner blown apart over the city would be catastrophic but not as bad if it was crashed into a packed stadium. It seems an entirely sensible and inevitable precaution to me and I don't see what the fuss is about. It's like people are hearing the word MISSILES and then running around screaming with their hands on their heads.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:30 ]
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Also unnecessary given the Olympic Truce.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:38 ]
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markg wrote:
Presumably to protect against hijacked aircraft used as weapons. An airliner blown apart over the city would be catastrophic but not as bad if it was crashed into a packed stadium. It seems an entirely sensible and inevitable precaution to me and I don't see what the fuss is about. It's like people are hearing the word MISSILES and then running around screaming with their hands on their heads.


Well, a couple of things. Firstly, you could cause a catastrophic incident with a hijacked airliner over London at pretty much any time. I'm not entirely convinced an olympic stadium represents a better target than eg the Houses of Parliament.

Secondly, it's missiles being placed on the roof of a block of flats. That would sure as hell make me nervous if I lived there.

Thirdly, it's that old thing again of "you always fight the last war". Hijacked airliners was a one-shot deal that was horrifyingly effective. It wouldn't be again.

Author:  Cavey [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:44 ]
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I don't think it's the rockets that people are objecting to per se, merely the absolutely ginormous milk bottles that are used for their sticks, in order to launch?


Standard Fireworks

--- Hellfire Missile ---

Size 12 with Animated Stars
DO NOT HOLD

Ensure rocket is free to rise. Light blue touchpaper and retire immediately. Ejects bangs.

Author:  markg [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:53 ]
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Craster wrote:
markg wrote:
Presumably to protect against hijacked aircraft used as weapons. An airliner blown apart over the city would be catastrophic but not as bad if it was crashed into a packed stadium. It seems an entirely sensible and inevitable precaution to me and I don't see what the fuss is about. It's like people are hearing the word MISSILES and then running around screaming with their hands on their heads.


Well, a couple of things. Firstly, you could cause a catastrophic incident with a hijacked airliner over London at pretty much any time. I'm not entirely convinced an olympic stadium represents a better target than eg the Houses of Parliament.

Secondly, it's missiles being placed on the roof of a block of flats. That would sure as hell make me nervous if I lived there.

Thirdly, it's that old thing again of "you always fight the last war". Hijacked airliners was a one-shot deal that was horrifyingly effective. It wouldn't be again.
Firstly I'm not sure I agree, purely in terms of loss of life then there has to be no better target than the Olympic stadium. Also London already has anti air missile batteries, this is just some additional protection.

Secondly, if that's the best place for them to be then that's where they should go. And if I lived there I don't think it would make me nervous. What is there to be nervous about?

Thirdly this is not "fighting the last war" they aren't just putting these missiles on a rooftop and doing nothing else. It is just not completely ignoring one possible threat, terrorists have hijacked airliners quite a few times, it was far from a "one shot deal". Also, why would it not be effective again? If someone did manage to hijack an airliner and crash it into the stadium it would be a right mess. This is deploying a few men with some missiles we already own, I don't think that the actual chances of such an attack need to be very high before it becomes a sensible thing to do.

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:57 ]
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markg wrote:
Secondly, if that's the best place for them to be then that's where they should go. And if I lived there I don't think it would make me nervous. What is there to be nervous about?


That your house is now a military target, perhaps?

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 13:04 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Trooper wrote:
They leaflet dropped the building saying "we are going to put missiles on your roof, is that ok?"
Unsurprisingly, someone posted a pic of the leaflet on twitter, and so the media circus started.

Intentional? Cock-up? Not thinking things through? Don't care?
Who knows, but it seems it was never intended to be a secret.

Intended as a deterrent, I reckon. I'm not even 100% convinced that the ammunition will be live.


That's fine, except who does it deter?


Well, I certainly have no intention of bombing the Olympics after hearing this, so it must be working.

Author:  Plissken [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 13:06 ]
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markg wrote:
Firstly I'm not sure I agree, purely in terms of loss of life then there has to be no better target than the Olympic stadium.


Equal to Old Trafford, which is hosting Olympic events. Manchester will, of course, be receiving the same amount of security support for this essential service in order for it not to be a whole bunch of security theatre. (Sub: Please check.)

Author:  Squirt [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 13:33 ]
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Missile sites announced! We could make a goole maps "mash-up" with a "Do you live within range of an Olympic missile?" type thing!

Author:  kalmar [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 13:35 ]
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Squirt wrote:
Missile sites announced! We could make a goole maps "mash-up" with a "Do you live within range of an Olympic missile?" type thing!


Does that define whether you are a "proper Cockney" or not?

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