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What has been your favourite Beex Week ?
Plissken (27/04/12) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Zardoz (17/02/12) 11%  11%  [ 1 ]
The Vision (02/02/12) 66%  66%  [ 6 ]
WTB (25/11/11) 22%  22%  [ 2 ]
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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So, does anyone else have any racist names for electrical appliences?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Davpaz, not zardoz


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Zardoz Box.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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In an open office now.

Or perving over Drama students.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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You're a lousy shot, then.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Zardoz wrote:
So, does anyone else have any racist names for electrical appliences?


I call my washing machine the JewNiggerSpinner.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Zardoz wrote:
So, does anyone else have any racist names for electrical appliences?


I call my gas oven the Jew House.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Not far enough.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Do you put your Salt-n-Pepa at the back of the cupboard?

I'm so sorry.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Are you all wearing SS uniforms today?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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That's not even electrical.

I'm even more sorry.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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I always make sure the lid is tight in my cartons of OJ so it doesn't run, or something.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Are you all wearing SS uniforms today?

No, I'm dressed as Isoroku Yamamoto.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Please let this thread end.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Stop being racist?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Want me to make you a snack with my waffen iron?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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I'm now humming the 'Avenue Q' song on racial harmony:

'Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes/doesn't mean we're committing hate crimes'


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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It's almost as if people are posting crap to try and be the last post?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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I commit hate crimes.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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It's almost as if people are posting crap to try and be the last post?


It's the spirit of DavPaz.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Yeah, there are shit loads of Honkys that I can't fucking stand.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Yeah, there are shit loads of Honkys that I can't fucking stand.


Damn crackers you know what I'm saying?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Shouldn't this thread be locked or something?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Yeah, there are shit loads of Honkys that I can't fucking stand.


I was shocked to find out a couple of days ago that Oliver's Army by Elvis Costello says 'another white nigger' in it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Shouldn't this thread be locked or something?

Like a slave?!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 13:14 
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Right, exercise some restraint people, the mods are slacking. I believe I have the honour?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Right, exercise some restraint people, the mods are slacking. I believe I have the honour?


Sort it out and we won't have to post here any more.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Muwhahaha, feel like a rule breaker

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Let's take it to 101 pages!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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Do you really think 101 pages is enough>?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 34
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I don't know.

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