Be Excellent To Each Other

make a paper airplane from the biggest foldable medium you can find, wright [name of your work] on it and fly it off of somewhere and film it. bride youtube, youtube hit, your work happy, you win.

Show your dedication by using the time to apply for a job with your rival.

Kill all the other entrants.

Use the 12 hours to think up a creative idea.

Excellent! *air guitar*

But... 'gotten'?

Use the 12 hours to memorize a really long number (like a credit card) then tell everyone its an innate skill you have :-)

Since when is a credit card number a really long number?

Take off all your fingerprints with acid, shave off your eyebrows, dye your skin green and live in a pond.

I have an innate ability to remember credit card numbers after I've typed them in once or twice.

And number plates for cars, I can remember the number plate of every car that's ever been in my household, right from when I was old enough to know what I was doing.

(so, about 3 years ago)

"Gotten" is a word.

Anyways, off mountain biking again this evening. I want to wear short sleeves, but I have not bottle cages on my bike. Usually, I wear my cardigan and stick the bottles in the pockets on the back. I'll have to think of an elegant hydration solution. Aiming for a circuit of the red course as a warm up, then the red climb, and red descent, then the black course. I want to see what I can and can't do around it. Even the uphill bits are hella tricky, and the downhill bits are often on a 1:3 slope with rocks the size of footballs. Awesomes!

how hard do you work?



That's a 35 hour week and 28 days holiday a year.

Not good news...

HP to axe 27000.

edit:- Time to polish CV....

Fucksocks. Sorry to hear that.

You work 891 hours more than the annual average for United Kingdom.
This is 820 hours more than the OECD average.

Fair enough. They should let you put your wage in too, so I can see if I should be working harder for my monies, or leaning back

You work 432 hours more than the annual average for United Kingdom.
This is 361 hours more than the OECD average.

I'm going to move to Chile for some time off.



They had something similar for wages not so long ago, I think? I can't find it now, mind. So, er, carry on!

You work 169 hours more than the annual average for United Kingdom.
This is 98 hours more than the OECD average.


Is that a week? a year? a decade? a millenium?
The website doesn't say at all, how peculiar. It's obviously a year, but it never mentions that.



Some nice creative ideas by the way, shame i'm too idle to do anything...

If you ignore the word annual, sure.

It's a beautiful day here.

What, so you can accuse us of copying you?

Yeah, fuckers. Pay rise due this week.

However, that does presume that I take all of my annual leave entitlement. If I put the correct figure in, and also if I were to factor in all the time that I am 'working' while not in work, I'd be 300 hours more than average, I think.

That 'hours worked' website doesn't have a box for knocking off the hours you spend dicking around on BeeX.

New goal for BeeX: to be a measurable drag on Britain's GDP.

Total reading fail.

If I include my freelance stuff, I work 873 hours more than the average.

Oh Christ, I didn't even consider that

Interestingly, I read somewhere that the murder rate in New York, New York, increases with temperature. This contunues up to 28 degrees, which is when, presumably, people stop being teasy and enter the "Can't be bothered" mood.

What's wrong with "teasy"? it's a real word:

"Ees um get some teasy when he's tired, see? Tell im simmer down some."

Nothing is wrong with being teasy, big boy.

Teasy means irritable. As any fule know.

Not where I come from it doesn't. Is that a crazy cornish thing, or a northern thing?

It's not a Northern thing. Not any of the North I've been in, anyway.

Not Northern.

I think he meant testy. As in "I'm feeling a bit testy. And now me cock. And back to me testy".

No.

Teasy.

"I'd be careful around james, he's a bit teasy today."

Ian Fairies speaketh the truth. It's "testy."

teasy is a word.

Only in Cornish.

MUST NOT SAY [edit]probably shouldn't say it here, either.

is Xhampster only available in Hampshire? Or on Hampsted Heath?

So it seems.

I see you lot were quick to call me wrong and brutally oppress the language of my country, but there we go. you'ev all learnt something new today, you should thank me.

Dunno what you're on about, Dimmers

I don't see the point of supporting the language of one country.

Or tetchy.

He obviously meant "itchy". Or "tasty".

Ems tricky being a Cousin jack in North. Thems not like the way every summer they send their heller women down to Kernow so we can fix em right up, as they can't, and then send em back all fixed up again see? And thems cheated during rugby. We still won though. Although Kernow lost to Australia in the 1908 Olympics.

Teasy sounds bent.

I look forward to seeing the Cornish Football team.