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| Author: | Tmuk [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:26 ] |
| Post subject: | People who bum their cars |
Anyone see that documentary on Channel 5 last night about people who have sexual relationships with their cars? It was hilarious, but also completely disturbing. But then when I think about it, what disturbing about snogging a headlamp, really? They're certainly not hurting anyone. Comedy televisual moment of the month when the film crew caught one of them trying to have sex with their 4x4 in the middle of the night. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Tmuk wrote: [...]the film crew caught one of them trying to have sex with their 4x4 in the middle of the night. /waits... |
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| Author: | markg [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
I thought the highlight was the interviewer asking the guy who had made love to (raped?) Airwolf if "Airwolf had any orifices that you could...use?". Or when they caught him jizzing all over the other bloke's car. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
I was watching something else and trying to install Dwarf Fortress. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Grim... wrote: Tmuk wrote: [...]the film crew caught one of them trying to have sex with their 4x4 in the middle of the night. /waits... I BET GRIM... DOES THAT WITH HIS LAND ROVER. OH YES. INSERT OTHER PROBABLY JOKES HERE. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Grim can afford to pay other people to do it to his land rover. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Tmuk wrote: But then when I think about it, what disturbing about snogging a headlamp, really? Because it is bonkers. Because, I think, these people are not only bonkers but also were somehow found by a camera crew and production team, willing to be put on TV and known as 'that nutcase who bonks cars'. I didn't see it but just can't imagine. I wouldn't let him near my car, etc... |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
I'm more intrigued by the 'how', rather than the 'why'... |
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| Author: | markg [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Mimi wrote: Tmuk wrote: But then when I think about it, what disturbing about snogging a headlamp, really? Because it is bonkers. Because, I think, these people are not only bonkers but also were somehow found by a camera crew and production team, willing to be put on TV and known as 'that nutcase who bonks cars'. I didn't see it but just can't imagine. I wouldn't let him near my car, etc... To be fair they both seemed quite genuine and also quite happy with what they described as their sexuality. The older of the two men featured did seem to get increasingly exhibitionist as the film went along though. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Isn't this just an extreme end of the scale that has "Reading Max Power" somewhere in the middle? |
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| Author: | Tmuk [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Mimi wrote: Tmuk wrote: But then when I think about it, what disturbing about snogging a headlamp, really? Because it is bonkers. Because, I think, these people are not only bonkers but also were somehow found by a camera crew and production team, willing to be put on TV and known as 'that nutcase who bonks cars'. I didn't see it but just can't imagine. I wouldn't let him near my car, etc... I'm sure it'll be on youtube very soon. The old guy was extremely creepy. I thought it was quite funny that he wanked all over the 4x4 while his VW Beetle, supposedly the love of his life, was parked about 60' away. |
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| Author: | Dudley [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Grim... wrote: Tmuk wrote: [...]the film crew caught one of them trying to have sex with their 4x4 in the middle of the night. /waits... We all know you're smart enough to not get caught when you do it. |
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| Author: | Mr Cochese [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
All this makes J G Ballard's concept of autoeroticism seem remarkably chaste by comparison. |
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| Author: | NervousPete [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Bah! The second I read the title, I thought, "Hurrah! I have to insert a J G Ballard reference into this thread!" Beaten by a matter of mere minutes - curse you, well read Mr Cochese. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Either well-read or simply a fan of rather poor movies that might offer a glimpse of boob. |
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| Author: | NervousPete [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
CUS wrote: Either well-read or simply a fan of rather poor movies that might offer a glimpse of boob. Mr Ballard was actually turned on by car crashes. He wrote the book expecting it to do well and get movie-optioned, and then he'd cunningly get a porny movie out of it. Falsfax! |
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| Author: | devilman [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Mimi wrote: I didn't see it but just can't imagine. I wouldn't let him near my car, etc... Ban CGI cars! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
devilman wrote: Mimi wrote: I didn't see it but just can't imagine. I wouldn't let him near my car, etc... Ban CGI cars! Only if they're M reg or later, though. |
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| Author: | Mr Cochese [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
CUS wrote: Either well-read or simply a fan of rather poor movies that might offer a glimpse of boob. Both, really. Don't worry, nervouspete - The Queen reference is still up for grabs. |
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Thu May 29, 2008 11:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
If there's one thing I've learned from living on the internet, it's that everyone has some kind of fetish. I'm certain that right now there are people sniggering at car-bummers in between their own bouts of furious masturbation to tentacle porn. At least for now. PS. I am wanking as I write this. |
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| Author: | Plissken [ Thu May 29, 2008 13:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Mr Chris wrote: Isn't this just an extreme end of the scale that has "Reading Max Power" somewhere in the middle? Honda Jazz Mags. |
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| Author: | Dudley [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Which presumably makes that Honda Cog advert the equivalent of those autopsy programs on C4. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
And that Skoda advert's one for the feeders. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
I don't understand any of this. People who burn cars how? With lighters and petrol or do you mean... terrorism, or... what? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Bum, sir. Bum, I say. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Craster wrote: Bum, sir. Bum, I say. I bet you do. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
I made that mistake once, when typing out a list of placenames for a client's web site. They don't see the funny side when you put 'Simonburn' as 'Simonbum' accidentally, the the boring sods. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
I once wrote a piece for school on crabs. Throughout the whole thing, completely by accident, I wrote "craps". Shore Craps, Hermit Craps and the Edible Crap. Think I got in trouble for that. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
I have sent a contract out to a client which required them to have £10,000,000 of pubic liability insurance. He needed it, too. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
I nearly sent an email to a client named Tim, calling him 'Rim' by accident. I noticed just as I was pressing the Send button. Eep. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu May 29, 2008 14:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Saw a great one from a US lawyer the other day. "The costs of the transaction will depend to an extent on how many junior lawyers will be assfisting me". |
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Thu May 29, 2008 15:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Mr Chris wrote: Saw a great one from a US lawyer the other day. "The costs of the transaction will depend to an extent on how many junior lawyers will be assfisting me". Hee! 
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu May 29, 2008 15:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People who bum their cars |
Mr Chris wrote: I have sent a contract out to a client which required them to have £10,000,000 of pubic liability insurance. He needed it, too. Running my fan club is a risky business. |
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