Be Excellent To Each Other

If he'd called it ukbeanbagsonline would this be happening?

Who is responsible for no BeeX WeeX?

Well, yeah, that's what finally made me question my assumption.

Doc, I have just seen this:



How can I get this?

I'm fucking starving.

What is that? A cheesy maggot baguette?

It's a tray of food sex.

Fly to Toledo, Ohio: http://www.tonypacko.com/

Devotees of M*A*S*H may recognise this place; it was the favourite hot dog joint of one of the characters (Klinger) and was apparently mentioned numerous times on the show. Amusingly, the place had a few walls covered in hot dog buns signed by various B- and C-list celebrities that had eaten there.

Chilli cheese dog with spicy pickles.

Oh I see. You don't actually eat it.

WTFF?

Talking about food, has anyone tried a 'corn dog'? I've never looked them up, but I assume it is a hotdog covered in scotch egg-style 'wrapper', stuck on a lollipop? I would try one, but I've never seen any in the UK.

Zardoz described it as "food sex".

Corned Dog is what my family called corned beef.

I am drinking a beer called 'Hopcalypse Vale', from Brill on Bucks. Early leader in the coveted 'Best Beer Name of 2012' category. Quite tasty too.

Sex in my face.

Christ, I told DP to stick the placeholder there specifically to stop your whining!

It is delayed by me not having Beex access at work other than by phone, which would be less fun to do than your mother.

The missus has.
It's not scotch egg wrapper, its 'corn bread', which is a sweet bread made from maize.
Apparently it takes like cheap sponge cake, not entirely unlike the base of jaffa cakes.
Verdict: corn dogs are revolting.

I quite liked the one I had in Wyoming. Complimented the Rocky Mountain Oysters and deep fried alligator very well.

It's more like a type of batter. I only know that because I saw them being made on tv a couple of weeks ago.

What?! When do I ever moan about anything?

Google Checkout are currently treating me like some sort of cunt. I explained to them that a refund they gave me was apparently taken back out of my account the same day it was given, and cropped the relevant parts of my online bank statement to show this, but they don't seem to want to engage with the query and just keep saying "As per the previous email, the refund was made on [blah blah blah]. If your credit card has expired, please contact your bank". (It hasn't expired. I explained that too.)

Is Milibot working there, or something?

"Well my my, aren't you oysters tasting good tonight! And alligator, your texture is just perfect!"

Oysters and alligator titter and blush on Kern's plate.

The payment wasn't taken out the same day was it as the days credits will always appear before debits on a bank statement.

I always thought the boots thing was just generally having a tantrum.

You learn something new (and trivial) every day.

can a mod lock the mafiascum thread please

snitch!

well, people can't be trusted to not post on their own

I don't like Bobby's new avatar. Make it stop.

Apparently tweeting someone "Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are in flawless italien" now counts as flirting. Specifically as it contains a big bang theory almost quote.

But now I have the remainer of a bottle of wine to drink. Hurrah.

Hmmm , very apt for the forum - a little bit on the News Quiz tonight mentioned what the national animal of Scotland was (i had no idea)

I'd totally fight a unicorn.

Yeah you would.

I'd totally win, too.

Only if you're stretchy.

I really miss Mark and Lard of an evening.

Hi Mr Kissyfur! Glad you could drop in. I made a Mark'n'Lard reference this morning but you missed it.

I can't Beex during the day any more. That's the downside of working for Oarsome.

I literally love Mark and Lard. I wanted to marry them, but they just said it's all gone horribly pete tong and went off to make a brew.

FANCY A BREW?

Carry on.

Coxy and Judge Jules are on right now, it's proper ace.

He's a real judge you know.

Heh. I can't believe a law firm took him on.

Wiggedy wiggedy WAAAAAAAA!

One took you on!

Astute viewers may have ascertained that Mr K is probably not legally allowed to drive at present.

Um, you do know what Rocky Mountain Oysters are don't you?

Clue: they're bollocks.

Haaaaangb on. That was a long time ago and I cant' be held responsible.

There used to be a more active graveyard shift here. Disappoint.

Also really tired.

Nah, not on a Friday night.

We're on Twitter now.

Aren't they all back by now? social lives are overrated, anyway.

"Why's it always Dairylea? When in the contract it stipulated brie?"