Secret Santa 2011

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:59

Did it smell of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Zardoz wrote:

Did it smell of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens?

Did you google that?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 13:06

Mimi wrote:

Not 'manly' just neutral. Shut up. Anyway, I wrapped Grim...'s Christmas gift in the plainest, most neutral way possible purposefully so he could not guess

It had a fucking bow on it! :DD

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 13:10

DavPaz wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Did it smell of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens?

Did you google that?

No, they're just a few of my favourite things.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Yes.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Grim... wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Not 'manly' just neutral. Shut up. Anyway, I wrapped Grim...'s Christmas gift in the plainest, most neutral way possible purposefully so he could not guess

It had a fucking bow on it! :DD

I put bows on 80% of my stuff this year because I am well fruity.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Mr Russell wrote:

I put bows on 80% of my stuff this year because Mimi did it for me.

FTFY

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

And me, and me, and pum-pu-paaaah!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 14:07

Mr Russell wrote:

I put bows on 80% of my stuff this year because I am well fruity.

You must have the prettiest penis in town.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Zardoz wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

I put bows on 80% of my stuff this year because I am well fruity.

You must have the prettiest penis in town.

My anus is glittery.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

For goodness sake, Russell.

PLEASE will you stay away from my craft supplies?!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

You may not want to use the beads.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Or the sticky backed plastic.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Or the house.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 15:56

I've no idea who sent mine, but it is right tricky, and I can only get a third of the way through it. It's awesome. Thank you once again. I think the person who received mine knows it was from me, though. Or can work it out.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 15:59

Zardoz wrote:

Did it smell of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens?

I know a dance to that, too.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 16:12

Are we doing a Big Reveal?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Of Russ's glittery anus? I sure hope so not.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 16:27

Grim... wrote:

Are we doing a Big Reveal?

It's up to each Santa if they want to, but there won't be a Big Reveal.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 16:30

I buyed GazChap's funny zombie preacher! I went to the comic shop to see if they had any Alien stuff but they just had a couple of statues that everyone has anyway, and then I spied that chap at the back. It's from "a comic book".

I didn't realise at the time that you had to buy all four main characters to get all the bits of the Zombie, but hey, the arms should come in handy.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Could we possibly wait until the rest of us have received our Secret Santa things, please? Otherwise we'll most likely know who our Santas our before things actually arrive.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 17:04

MaliA wrote:

I've no idea who sent mine, but it is right tricky, and I can only get a third of the way through it. It's awesome. Thank you once again. I think the person who received mine knows it was from me, though. Or can work it out.

Glad you like it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 17:06

No-one read my post!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Grim... wrote:

No-one read my post!

Complaint, prediction or directive?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 17:19

Grim... wrote:

I buyed GazChap's funny zombie preacher! I went to the comic shop to see if they had any Alien stuff but they just had a couple of statues that everyone has anyway, and then I spied that chap at the back. It's from "a comic book".

I didn't realise at the time that you had to buy all four main characters to get all the bits of the Zombie, but hey, the arms should come in handy.

POTW

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 17:26

Trooper wrote:

Grim... wrote:

No-one read my post!

Complaint, prediction or directive?

All of the above!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 17:44

flis wrote:

I got a recipe book for cakes and cookies, they look awesome!

Kylie says they're 'fabulous'...

Thanks Santa, Ramsea took the receipt out of the box so it's totes still a secret. Damnit.

Attachment:

uploadfromtaptalk1324807006149.jpg

That second row down looks a bit rude!

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

flis wrote:

I got a recipe book for cakes and cookies, they look awesome!

Kylie says they're 'fabulous'...

Thanks Santa, Ramsea took the receipt out of the box so it's totes still a secret. Damnit.

Attachment:

uploadfromtaptalk1324807006149.jpg

That second row down looks a bit rude!

Cake and naked men....my two favourite things. Santa did well, right!?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 17:56

flis wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

flis wrote:

I got a recipe book for cakes and cookies, they look awesome!

Kylie says they're 'fabulous'...

Thanks Santa, Ramsea took the receipt out of the box so it's totes still a secret. Damnit.

Attachment:

uploadfromtaptalk1324807006149.jpg

That second row down looks a bit rude!

Cake and naked men....my two favourite things. Santa did well, right!?

Definitely!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 17:56

Ramsea - that game is awesome!

Myp - need a photo! Edit - You Tube vid!!

Malc - do you have a pic or link?

Grim... wrote:

You didn't get a present? That's rubbish

I really don't mind, I love seeing what whacky things everyone else gets and love the PMs asking me my opinion and to find things out sneakily, it's great! If anybody is that bothered they can check out my Amazon wish list.

Mimi wrote:

@Jazzy: next year, if you're running it, we can split the participants into two secret groups and handle one group each. You can organise between one set of peoria including me, and vice versa. That way you don't miss out on the fun.

Thanks Mimi, but that would make it more awkward I think, with trying to make sure that no-one has the same person etc (yes, I can hear Russ laughing.

) I need to be able to reference back and change the order around.

Mr Russell wrote:

That's at least three waiting then... Curiosity, Mimi and Zardoz.

For shame... send them now!

Joans hasn't had his yet either.

Grim... wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Not 'manly' just neutral. Shut up. Anyway, I wrapped Grim...'s Christmas gift in the plainest, most neutral way possible purposefully so he could not guess

It had a fucking bow on it! :DD

Brilliant! :DD

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 17:58

Alberto wrote:

TWO parcels received today!

Have you opened them yet??

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 18:59

Mini update;

Santa wrote:

I, however, have come home to find the package I sent to Mimi returneded to sender. The main label is mainly torn off and the packing certainly not pristine. I think it's been attacked by an angry bear.

I'll get it sent off again first class on the tomorrow.

At least it's been located and should be where it belongs by the weekend.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Oh, that's good and bad. Bad that it was destroyed (Santa should get his/her money back for that at least) but great that it had a return address, that was not ruined in the same way as the recipient address. I'll keep watching out for the postie in that case!

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 21:46

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Malc - do you have a pic or link?

Sorry,

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ufo+sc ... 04&bih=704

Malc

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 22:24

Malc wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Malc - do you have a pic or link?

Sorry,

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ufo+sc ... 04&bih=704

Malc

Ooh!

Runcle · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 22:32

That's an IFO now.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:23

Not long to go now.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I know who sent mine.

At least I hope I know...

[pix forthcoming]

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

throughsilver wrote:

I know who sent mine.

At least I hope I know...

[pix forthcoming]

+

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throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Can't see your third image, lad

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

throughsilver wrote:

Can't see your third image, lad

How about now?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2012 14:10

My "NSFW" alarm has gone off. Who was it?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

My "NSFW" alarm has gone off. Who was it?

Sorry. It's a dildo.

I'll change it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2012 14:13

I...
I don't really have an alarm, you know.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

I...
I don't really have an alarm, you know.

What's that noise then?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I think it's the dildo.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

That'll be why the image was blocked though.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

I've fixed it, you puritanicals.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

DavPaz wrote:

I've fixed it, you puritanicals.

You've ruined EVERYTHING!

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Mr Russell wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

I've fixed it, you puritanicals.

You've ruined EVERYTHING!

Oh, good. This is the one time I've logged in at work.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Jan 05, 2012 19:24

Throughsilver - can't wait to see the pics!

Joans - yours is on its way.

Curio...

Santa wrote:

Found a voicemail on my old phone from the courier, saying they'd tried to deliver before Christmas, but I guess Curio had gone to Ireland by then. God knows why they didn't just stick a card through his door or something…

They've sent it back to the shop now, so I've shot an email to them to find out what's going on with it. Hopefully I'll be able to get it redelivered next week. Bloody things.

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