Secret Santa 2011

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

myps pies wrote:

I've just left mine in the packaging on the off-chance my Santa is too tight to have had it giftwrapped.

You bloody grinch. Why not ask Goddess Jasmine to ask your Secret Santa on your behalf?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:08

Russell Sprouts wrote:

myps pies wrote:

I've just left mine in the packaging on the off-chance my Santa is too tight to have had it giftwrapped.

You bloody grinch. Why not ask Goddess Jasmine to ask your Secret Santa on your behalf?

That would involve more effort than putting a box under the tree.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Until someone asks "why is there a plain brown box with cocks drawn on it, addressed to 'Mypsytits' under your tree?"

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Yyeah, but Ange will know what she has got him.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Just had another Amazon delivery. That has doubled the number of pressies for me under the tree!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Yay! My pressie is here!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 16:52

It's official - Santa hates Zardoz. All is right with the world.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

He must hate me too, then

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 16:58

All is right with the world.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

You can't upset me, Myp. I've just bought a pair of 3.5" heeled brogues. They are amazing.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

They also make me exactly 5ft10"

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 17:31

You can't upset me either, I'm fucking awesome.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 17:31

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

They also make me exactly 5ft10"

I can't wait to see them on Russ!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Zardoz wrote:

You can't upset me either, I'm fucking awesome.

So am I!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 17:33

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

You can't upset me, Myp. I've just bought a pair of 3.5" heeled brogues. They are amazing.

They have floppy discs stuck to the bottom?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

No, but I wish they did now!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 17:46

The Albinoel Kid wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

You can't upset me, Myp. I've just bought a pair of 3.5" heeled brogues. They are amazing.

They have floppy discs stuck to the bottom?

Nice try, but 3.5" floppies are diskettes, so the contraction is 'disks'. :nerd:

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 17:50

Russell Sprouts wrote:

myps pies wrote:

I've just left mine in the packaging on the off-chance my Santa is too tight to have had it giftwrapped.

You bloody grinch. Why not ask Goddess Jasmine to ask your Secret Santa on your behalf?

Santa is unsure as it has been shipped as a gift direct from the north pole and the elves had to wrap it.

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

Thank you. Relatedly, when discussing your floppy 3.5" cock, is cock the correct spelling or should it be 'cocc'?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 18:04

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

He must hate me too, then

Yours has been sent out Meems, just a waiting game now I'm afraid!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 19:04

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

He must hate me too, then

Yours has been sent out Meems, just a waiting game now I'm afraid!

The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippoes!

Ramsea · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 963

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Ramsea wrote:

Mine's definitely from a bloke,brown cardboard box stuck together with silver duct tape. Very Christmassy. :-?

Santa wrote:

Tell Ramsea to open the bloody box, the fool. That was just the post packing, the gift is wrapped up inside! :DD

Consider yourself told.

I was just fishing for clues.

I still reckon its from a bloke, possible a bloke who has access to a female wrapper. Do we have a list of people doing this?

Ramsea · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 963

myps pies wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

He must hate me too, then

Yours has been sent out Meems, just a waiting game now I'm afraid!

The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippoes!

Why the "e"?

You need less e's.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

He must hate me too, then

Yours has been sent out Meems, just a waiting game now I'm afraid!

p

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

He must hate me too, then

Yours has been sent out Meems, just a waiting game now I'm afraid!

p

potw!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

He must hate me too, then

Yours has been sent out Meems, just a waiting game now I'm afraid!

whoo

Though that's the game I'm most rubbish at. That and chess.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Bobbyaro wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

He must hate me too, then

Yours has been sent out Meems, just a waiting game now I'm afraid!

p

potw!

hmm. What happened there?

Runcle · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:35

That was your secret santa present. potw.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 17:21

Ramsea wrote:

myps pies wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

He must hate me too, then

Yours has been sent out Meems, just a waiting game now I'm afraid!

The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippoes!

Why the "e"?

You need less e's.

Fewer 'e's.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Still no prezzie

I'll be over here, crying in the corner, if anyone wants me.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I don't have one, either. Let's just You and I send each other fun things next time, yes?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 17:42

I do not have mine, but, in fairness, I'm in Ireland for Xmas.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 17:43

Is there post tomorrow does anyone know?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

I don't have one, either. Let's just You and I send each other fun things next time, yes?

Go on...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Is there post tomorrow does anyone know?

There should be, I think. I wonder if Zardoz got his?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

Let's just You and I send each other fun things next time, yes?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 18:50

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Is there post tomorrow does anyone know?

There should be, I think. I wonder if Zardoz got his?

I believe Zardoz will be getting something VERY nice in the new year instead.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Did you just offer Zardoz sex?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 19:08

Mine has arrived. I have absolutely no clue who it's from… the Isle of Man stamp isn't really telling.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Is it Dimrill?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 19:52

How do you wrap a blow job?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 19:59

Zardoz wrote:

How do you wrap a blow job?

By coming on your mum's tits.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 21:23

Played.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

I got an parcel in the post! It came from the Amazon...Which may explain why it took so long getting here. Yay for tomorrow!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Dec 24, 2011 18:56

Hoorah!

Runcle · **Posted:** Sat Dec 24, 2011 19:33

Oh I've got another parcel from Amazon, strange because I thought it was coming in January, unless I've drunkenly bought something and can't remember.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:19

thank you very much! I got a Labyrinth game where you have to navigate a ball bearing from start to finish, using only gravity. It's awesome! Thank you thank you thank you!

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:30

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