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 Post subject: Re: Being Excellent in.... Liverpool!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:45 
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 Post subject: Re: Being Excellent in.... Liverpool!
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Ooooooh. Go on then.


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When is this?

a week on Saturday. You should come. That fella you fancy is coming.

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When is this?

a week on Saturday. You should come. That fella you fancy is coming.

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 Post subject: Re: Being Excellent in.... Liverpool!
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DavPaz wrote:
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When is this?

a week on Saturday. You should come. That fella you fancy is coming.

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Excellent, I can't wait. I'm going to have to restrain myself else, I might get arrested and then divorced.

Oh. Er. Right. I knew that's who you meant... I'd ruin him, poor boy.

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That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:

Also: Is it not Thursday today, David? Where is our photographic challenge?

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 Post subject: Re: Being Excellent in.... Liverpool!
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Pub space booked for 20 people from 12pm in the Shipping Forecast under the name William Preston.

Postcode for pub is L1 4BW


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 Post subject: Being Excellent in.... Liverpool!
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That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:


That's not what you said last time :(


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Postcode for pub is L1 4BW

Got a postcode for the theatre for those of us not coming to the pub?

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That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:

That's not what you said last time :(

That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?

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Malabelm wrote:
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That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:

That's not what you said last time :(

That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?


I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.


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Malabelm wrote:
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That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:

That's not what you said last time :(

That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?

I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.

Throat? Hah! It wouldn't reach past her teeth even if they weren't clamped shut trying not to giggle.

Yay schoolyard taunts!

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That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:

That's not what you said last time :(

That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?


:this:

I think he took my "wow" to mean: zomg that's amazing :hug: ...When I actually meant: yeah, I totally expected to be disappointed but seriously...?

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Postcode for pub is L1 4BW

Got a postcode for the theatre for those of us not coming to the pub?


L6 1HP is your man for that job.


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Will a taxi man know where that university is?

Tell him "Shaw Street, near the Collegiate". He'll find it.


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 Post subject: Re: Being Excellent in.... Liverpool!
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Malabelm wrote:
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Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:

That's not what you said last time :(

That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?

I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.

This is disappointing.

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 Post subject: Re: Being Excellent in.... Liverpool!
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Malabelm wrote:
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Malabelm wrote:
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That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:

That's not what you said last time :(

That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?

I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.

This is disappointing.


It really is, isn't it? He's so delusional, poor lad.

Where are we having breakfast? Your hotel or mine?

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Collegiate

The what now?

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Malabelm wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you :kiss:

That's not what you said last time :(

That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?

I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.

This is disappointing.


It's alright… she never has anything interesting to say anyway.


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What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?

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What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?


"I swallow"...?

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What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?


"I swallow"...?

You do yourself no favours.


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Collegiate

The what now?

Coll-ee-jet. It's the name of the old school over the road from the university.


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Grim... puts the 'eejit' into 'Collegiate'.

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What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?


My knob.

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What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?

My knob.

Sexist.

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I should've mentioned that when I booked the pub, the guy audibly smirked. I like the place already.


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I'm on the verge of booking a hotel for the night. More tomorrow. MrsA might or might not attend. Red shirt in wash just in case.


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Next weekend. You should come, that guy you fancy is coming.

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Next weekend. You should come, that guy you fancy is coming.

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Where is this?

But seriously, the shipping forecast. Where flares used to be, next to the jackarander


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How easy/costly is it to get to Birkenhead from Liverpool at night?

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Last train at 11 ish. Taxis thereafter. Not a fortune either way


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How easy/costly is it to get to Birkenhead from Liverpool at night?
Piece of piss. Last time I was there* it wasn't much more than a fiver in a private hire taxi back to the Vittoria Dock.
*~4-5 years ago when we were building that offshore windfarm for the comically named DONG ENERGY.

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DONG ENERGY

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I can see Wullie's DONG from my office window. It's swinging in the wind as we speak.


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Grim... puts the 'eejit' into 'Collegiate'.

Seriously, no one? I don't know why I put the effort in.

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Grim... puts the 'eejit' into 'Collegiate'.

Seriously, no one? I don't know why I put the effort in.


It's because your effort is everyone else's below par.

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See you in Liverpool. MrsA will turn up a couple of hours after me as that has never gone wrong before.


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Oh, I'm a plus wife. Didn't realise I wasn't listed as that.

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No-one here thought you were a regular-size wife, buddy.

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Potential disaster with regards to Sunday.

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Potential disaster with regards to Sunday.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEE!

How did you know I might not be able to come?

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