'Doz for a day

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

What would you do if you woke up this morning and found you were Zardoz?

Malc74 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:54

Lick my balls, then scooch across the floor on my arse.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Am i a boy Zardoz or a g...never mind, it's stupid anyway this.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Malc74 wrote:

Lick my balls, then scooch across the floor on my arse.

Tempted to lock this thread there.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:59

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

What would you do if you woke up this morning and found you were Zardoz?

Kill myself.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38482

Continue the good work.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:00

Grow hair.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:01

Invent drum and bass music.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6524

What if you woke up and you were a dog who was the Doc who was Zardoz?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Grim... wrote:

Grow hair.

Not notice anything was different.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:11

Lock my balls.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12265

Dance.

Just dance.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:21

Shine my head. More.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:26

I would sit on a wall
I would have a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put me back together again

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:28

I'd start quoting people's posts and altering them in such a way as to play out my sexual fantasies

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:28

myp it wrote:

I would sit on a wall
I would have a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Wouldn't put me back together again

FEEX

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mr Dave wrote:

I'd start fucking goats

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:35

I'd start fucking goats.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:39

I'd start fucking goats.
I like cock.

MrC · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:44

Binge my way through the entire Mc Donalds and Burger King menus, drink a crate of whiskey, take a picture of myself just before midnight then post it on tomorrow's "what was it like to be Zardoz?" thread.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 14:49

It would be horrible to be Zardoz.
Not only for the worry of what he was doing while you were him. But also having to go to the toilet and handle little Zardoz.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 15:11

I'm dripping now, thinking of you going for a piss as me.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

I'd do all of the completely fucked up shit I'd always wanted to do, guilt free, knowing that Zardoz had probably already done it anyway.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25636

Do I wake up the following day as me? Because if I did then everything I did on my Zardoz day would be illegal.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 15:45

flis wrote:

I'd do all of the completely fucked up shit I'd always wanted to do, guilt free, knowing that Zardoz had probably already done it anyway.

I can't be the only one curious to know what the "fucked up shit" you always wanted to do, but didn't feel able to do as yourself, but would feel comfortable as someone else, is.

Malc

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 15:46

Now every time I close my eyes I can feel you all inside me.

Good job Mr Dave is there to make more room.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6524

I'd probably just strip naked and gaze at my self in the mirror in awe for 24 hours straight.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12265

Squirt wrote:

I'd probably just strip naked and gaze at my self in the mirror in awe for 24 hours straight.

I've done that before.

It gets old after about 18-19 hours.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Malc wrote:

flis wrote:

I'd do all of the completely fucked up shit I'd always wanted to do, guilt free, knowing that Zardoz had probably already done it anyway.

I can't be the only one curious to know what the "fucked up shit" you always wanted to do, but didn't feel able to do as yourself, but would feel comfortable as someone else, is.

Malc

Ask my therapists therapist...

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 16:20

You really are the 'Girl Zardoz' aren't you. :hug:

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 17:16

*Tucks winky between legs*

No, I am!

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

*Tucks winky between legs*

No, I am!

Waaait a minute....Fucksticks.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 18:17

See, too much weight-lifting will do that.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38482

Zardoz... weights? How much does a pie weigh?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 19:01

Your Mums fish pie is pretty heavy. That's why my neck is so toned.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38482

Zardoz wrote:

Your Mums fish pie is pretty heavy. That's why my neck is so toned.

I'd skip the tartar sauce.

Alarm · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 23:59

I would make inane posts on Beex.

No change there, then.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I'd post from a Mac, speak in a northern accent, watch Adventure Time and buy records.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:43

Mathematical!

o/

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4679

I'd get rid of all that camera tat and buy a decent Canon.

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