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Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 16:11 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Justin Fletcher.

NOOOOOO!

NOT MR TUMBLE!

oh god, it's right there in his NAME

Author:  Squirt [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 16:13 ]
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Justin Bieber

Author:  markg [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 16:14 ]
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Squirt wrote:
Justin Bieber

http://www.theonion.com/video/justin-bi ... yea,18178/

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 16:31 ]
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Gay Search.

Author:  Kern [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 17:40 ]
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Socrates

Author:  Malc74 [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 18:37 ]
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Bob Symes.

Author:  Bamba [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 19:02 ]
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myp

Author:  Wullie [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 19:24 ]
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The BETEO Diana.
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Amy Winehoose

Author:  throughsilver [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 20:12 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Tony Blackburn.

That was my first suspect, aye.

And Cliff Richard.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:06 ]
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:DD http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 9yJUOdVyUc

Author:  Kern [ Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:14 ]
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Gus Honeybun

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:52 ]
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Glitter nicked

Author:  TheVision [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:25 ]
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MaliA wrote:


It's always the ones you least suspect.

Author:  Hearthly [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:04 ]
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MY GOD HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH ALREADY.

Author:  markg [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:32 ]
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http://panicdots.com/2012/10/bbc-radio- ... y-mistake/

:DD

Author:  Satsuma [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:40 ]
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markg wrote:
http://panicdots.com/2012/10/bbc-radio-ulster-read-out-jimmy-savile-joke-live-on-air-by-mistake/

:DD


That is utterly brilliant!

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 13:15 ]
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Ian Fairies wrote:
markg wrote:
http://panicdots.com/2012/10/bbc-radio-ulster-read-out-jimmy-savile-joke-live-on-air-by-mistake/

:DD


That is utterly brilliant!


Transcript?

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 13:17 ]
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From memory:
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
We've got a text with a different opinion: "Everyone should stop being mean about Jimmy Saville. When I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded". That's a strange thing to request.

Author:  Malc74 [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 16:30 ]
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It's the same thing that Bobby linked to on Saturday, though!

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 16:45 ]
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:DD

Author:  markg [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 17:08 ]
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Malc74 wrote:
It's the same thing that Bobby linked to on Saturday, though!

Ah, sorry. I maybe tried to click on it but seemingly every other YouTube link I click these days just seems to come up with a message saying "get to fuck with your iPad, cunt" or words to that effect.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Nov 01, 2012 22:08 ]
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Freddie Starr arrested.

Author:  NervousPete [ Thu Nov 01, 2012 22:59 ]
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God, it could be ANYONE on here:


Author:  Malc74 [ Sat Nov 03, 2012 0:51 ]
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Apparently Leonard Rossiter is the next dead sleb to be accused. Read it in your super, soaraway Sun tomorrow.

Author:  YOG [ Sat Nov 10, 2012 13:17 ]
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Good post from Richard Seymour on this: http://www.leninology.com/2012/11/a-sma ... e-men.html

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 14:27 ]
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"Own up now, we're seeking settlements, and it is cheaper for you" McAlpine's solicitor tells twitter users.

Author:  Trooper [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 15:06 ]
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Ok people, who had DLT in Paedo Bingo?

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 15:23 ]
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Fucking Hell, I had Tony Blackburn!

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 15:24 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Fucking Hell, I had Tony Blackburn!


No need to brag!

And Cavey mentioned DLT!

Author:  Runcle [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 15:49 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Ok people, who had DLT in Paedo Bingo?


Renicknamed as 'The Kiddie Pornflake'

Not my joke.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 16:19 ]
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Gathering pace now. I wonder if it's time for The Paedo Finder General to come out of retirement.


Author:  Cras [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 16:23 ]
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Monkey Dust was amazing.

Author:  Cavey [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 16:27 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Ok people, who had DLT in Paedo Bingo?


"HOUSE!!!"

:D

Do I win five pounds?

Author:  ltia [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 19:01 ]
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I said it was just a ploy to get the BBC.

..and then, oh! The evil BBC didn't run a story because they aren't sure they have the evidence *how dare they*!
..and now, oh! they do run a story and didn't have enough evidence. *how dare they*! (really this time)

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Bugger all to do with paedophiles.

I said this would happen. The mainstream media clearly needs to listen to me more.

Author:  throughsilver [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 20:32 ]
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DLT seemed too obvious. Disappointing.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 21:25 ]
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They're investigating Rod Hull too. Apparently, he was always seen at TV Centre with his hand up a bird.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 21:28 ]
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Yes yes Gordon the Gopher fisted yes yes

Author:  Dimrill [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 22:26 ]
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Erm, what is the meaning of this? I asked for green flavoured jelly. This is red flavour.

Author:  YOG [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 22:48 ]
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Mother of all lols at the quotes from Bristow. :DD

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 14:24 ]
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Max Clifford arrested.

Author:  Morte [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 14:25 ]
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This amuses me greatly...spin this one Maxie baby.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 14:26 ]
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PR yer way out of that, dickhead!

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 15:56 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
PR yer way out of that, dickhead!


It's a Knockout. Etc.

When Stuart Hall was nicked for shoplifting sausages and cheese, people took to shouting "sausages" at him. He would shout back "You forgot about the cheese".

Author:  Malc74 [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 16:13 ]
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Twitter is a great place to be right now if you want to read 17,375,490 tweets saying that Clifford should hire himself to spin his way out of this mess.

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 16:24 ]
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Twitter is amazing for making jokes grow very old, very quick.

It reminds me, I have a friend who occasionally emails funny things that he's found on the net. The only problem is that he's about 2 years out of date so everything he emails is really old.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:13 ]
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According to Radio 5, Max's solicitor says he is "just helping police with their enquiries". Which makes him sound like Columbo or something,

Author:  NervousPete [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:13 ]
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Massively ironic that in the CNN US edition report of Saville: Ne'er-Do-Well, they interview Max Clifford on the subject of how he was able to keep all this buried. Dickens.

Author:  markg [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:16 ]
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Heh, they inadvertently interviewed just the right man then, or perhaps not.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:22 ]
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Also, while we're at it, that Rod Hull stuff above.... My gut instinct is that its bollocks. You can't have much of a grope through a Emu puppet FFS. Also Emu never attacked kids. Ever! He'd be sweetness and light with the kids but would indiscriminatly go for any adult in sight.

There's also a very long list of showbiz stars who told Rod "they'd break the birds neck and his arm" if he went anywhere near them. It's no evidence of anything other than they didn't want to be attacked by the bird.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 20:24 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
It's no evidence of anything other than they didn't want to be attacked by the bird.


It was his arm.

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