Song Wars II

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2011 21:00

I think a "first song you ever bought" theme would be good.

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

TheVision wrote:

I think a "first song you ever bought" theme would be good.

Or "downloaded" for the young Nikachus among us.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

Alberto wrote:

TheVision wrote:

I think a "first song you ever bought" theme would be good.

Or "downloaded" for the young Nikachus among us.

Or "heard banged out on pigskins" for those of Warhead's generation

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:55

Pundabaya wrote:

Wow. I honestly thought that Poison track was a punishment track.

...and the Mr Big one.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 19:23

So is the theme next week cover versions then or is it still to be decided?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Yes, cover versions. MY WORD IS FINAL. Until I change it.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

Craster wrote:

Yes, cover versions. MY WORD IS FINAL. Until I change it.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Round 2 ends 8pm tomorrow, folks. Please get your round 3 songs in for the same deadline, the theme is 'cover versions'.

Alarm · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2011 17:59

I'm dreading the punishment songs - The Smurfs and Pinky & Perky, most likely. :'(

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I still have an entire Wurzels catalogue to get through.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Week 3 will probably start tomorrow night, as I have no home broadband and I'm not doing this shit from my phone.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Craster wrote:

Week 3 will probably start tomorrow night, as I have no home broadband and I'm not doing this shit from my phone.

Roy Castle would be having serious words with you Craster >:(

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Worst song wars i've ever taken part in.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Trooper wrote:

Worst song wars i've ever taken part in.

I blame the host.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I'd have spent more time picking a cover rather than the first thing I found on YouTube if I'd have known Craster was too busy buried nuts deep in a badger to run his own damn competition.

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

Craster wrote:

Week 3 will probably start tomorrow night, as I have no home broadband and I'm not doing this shit from my phone.

FFS. Do you not have a local Travelodge that you can book into for a few hours? Or drive around looking for an unprotected wi-fi network?

Jesus.

Alarm · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2011 23:48

Craig wrote:

Craster wrote:

Week 3 will probably start tomorrow night, as I have no home broadband and I'm not doing this shit from my phone.

FFS. Do you not have a local Travelodge that you can book into for a few hours? Or drive around looking for an unprotected wi-fi network?

Jesus.

He must live near a McDonald's. >:(

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

If you Tipex a burger and squint...

Malc74 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 24, 2011 0:05

Don't listen to those nasty boys, Craster. I still love you.

Honestly, get your fucking act together you berk.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

The mutterings of discontent in this thread are as the buzzing of gnats. You dance to my tune, peons.

Craig · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1236

Gnats life.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 24, 2011 0:10

Craster wrote:

The mutterings of discontent in this thread are as the buzzing of gnats. You dance to my tune, peons.

Not if it's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" we fucking don't

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Week 3 songs are up. Week 2 results will go up when I get access back to my overcomplicated spreadsheet of doom.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:51

WHO THE FUCK PICKED THE EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN COVER?!!!!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

And here are your themes for week 4:

A Fruit

B "Crimes against Music.

You need to pick, and people will be voting for, the most appalling track you can possibly scrape from the bottom of the Music barrel. Songs can range from novelty acts to one hit wonders to ill advised duets, anything really.

Two restrictions arise:

1 - The song must have actually been released by a record label. You cannot therefore pick a song that Katie Brand sung on her TV show, or 3 minutes of noises.

2 - The primary language of the song must be english, to prevent everyone picking croation techno folk."

C 'Inappropriate'

D 'Angry'

E Your favourite track of the 80s

F songs about animals

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Shit! I didn't notice the PM! Ah well.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:06

Ah, the cover version round.

Johnny Cash - check!
Lemonheads - check!
Nirvana - check!
William Shatner - check!
Urge Overkill - no!

Dammit!

4/5 guesses before the songs went up though.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

Do the letters correspond to the groups?

/stupid question

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

DavPaz wrote:

Do the letters correspond to the groups?

/stupid question

No, they are actually chemical symbols.

You bellend.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:45

'Inappropriate'?

Corking suggestion; will certainly make me think.

Of course, if I find a very inappropriate song, then it would be appropriate for the group, and hence fail the criteria?

OH NOES! A PARADOX!

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

I mentioned this at the music quiz and said I wuold upload it. It is a cover version by various artists of Nevermind, called Newermind. Some good covers on there.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Craster wrote:

:DD

And here are your themes for week 4:

A Fruit

B "Crimes against Music.

You need to pick, and people will be voting for, the most appalling track you can possibly scrape from the bottom of the Music barrel. Songs can range from novelty acts to one hit wonders to ill advised duets, anything really.

Two restrictions arise:

1 - The song must have actually been released by a record label. You cannot therefore pick a song that Katie Brand sung on her TV show, or 3 minutes of noises.

2 - The primary language of the song must be english, to prevent everyone picking croation techno folk."

C 'Inappropriate'

D 'Angry'

E Your favourite track of the 80s

F songs about animals

Forgive me assuming my usual position as the statutory grumpy old cunt, but what's the point of a whole set of songs that are deliberately as awful as possible?

Also, inappropriate for who/what/where/how? Inappropriate doesn't work without context.

Angry, fruit, and animals, I can sort of get along with.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 25, 2011 22:20

The categories are what you make of them. Stop trying to compartmentalise everything, man!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I was starting to regret having too defined a topic, given all the others are one worders, but it has upset AE so I now know I'm on the right lines.

I just wish I'd had the common sense to suggest a round topic which I actually had a killer song in mind for

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Scores from last week are up, sorry for the delay.

Can Findus Fop, Mimi, Gilly, Myoptika, Markh, and TossrStu give me themes for week 5 please!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Excellent. This is a mini victory

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Quite a few songs still to come in for week 5 please, get your music picking hats on!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Craster wrote:

Quite a few songs still to come in for week 5 please, get your music picking hats on!

so... what happened to week 4?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:34

If people don't submit a song for the 'worst song ever' themed round, do you have to pick a really good song so it will lose?

If so, would you like someone else to pick it for you?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Can you put what the next week's theme is either in the PMs or in the actual song wars forum? Had to come hunting through general discussion for this thread.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I'm going on a PRINCE II course before I try and run this shit again.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Try going on a 'not being a lazy arse' course.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Says Mr "I'll wait until the last day and not submit a song until I get a reminder". Although, to be fair, that applies to most people.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:52

I still can't find the themes for this week (even though I picked mine, that's not the point).

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Craster wrote:

Says Mr "I'll wait until the last day and not submit a song until I get a reminder". Although, to be fair, that applies to most people.

Not a criticism at all, but I do find it confusing that one week is still running and I have to submit the next week before seeing the results of the last one, and then themes have already been picked for the week after.

I'll get it worked out the week after I'm eliminated.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

myoptikakaka wrote:

I still can't find the themes for this week (even though I picked mine, that's not the point).

This week or next week? You picked a week 5 theme, not a week 4 theme.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Longines Symphonette wrote:

Not a criticism at all, but I do find it confusing that one week is still running and I have to submit the next week before seeing the results of the last one.

It's the only way to do it, unless we want to have a week between each round.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:02

Craster wrote:

Longines Symphonette wrote:

Not a criticism at all, but I do find it confusing that one week is still running and I have to submit the next week before seeing the results of the last one.

It's the only way to do it, unless we want to have a week between each round.

Or a couple of days, but then it gets confusing because each week will start on a different day.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:18

Either way, there should be a sticky in the Song Wars forum with all the themes and shizzle in it.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:19

Longines Symphonette wrote:

Not a criticism at all, but I do find it confusing that one week is still running and I have to submit the next week before seeing the results of the last one.

How do you remember to breath and type?

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