People that more or less deserve to die

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Mr Chris wrote:

I thought the usual approach in Hollywood was for 16 year olds to be played by women in their late 20s with massive amounts of makeup and/or surgery.

and then there's Scarlett Johansson

Runcle · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 18:35

RuySan wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

I thought the usual approach in Hollywood was for 16 year olds to be played by women in their late 20s with massive amounts of makeup and/or surgery.

and then there's Scarlett Johansson

where?!

*buys some flowers, brushes his hair, sucks in gut*

Malc · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 18:52

Squirt wrote:

Mimi wrote:

He knocked himself out and saw everything in 'negative' for a while afterwards.

That's pretty awesome, to be honest.

I once lent on an electric fence and literally jumped about a foot in the air. It was fencing off a bull as well, so I guess it was towards the upper end of the power scale.

I once touched one on purpose (an electric fence not a bull) and was all blazé about it as nothing happened for 2 or 3 seconds, then, all of a sudden, I got a massive jolt. My arm was forced back from the elbow, and it stung like hell for about 10 minutes. Then there was a numb feeling for the rest of the day.

Malc

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 12:14

Once, I was stood on a swivel chair, on the bed, about to change a bulb that had just gone pop. I'd taken the old bulb out, and thrown it gently onto the pillow. Then, forgetting which fit it was (bayonet, or screw) I stuck my fingers into the light fitting to discover the type of bulb was really the least of my worries.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

GazChap wrote:

Zio wrote:

I managed to electrocute myself

<pedant> No, surely you managed to give yourself an electric shock? </pedant>

(to electrocute literally means to execute (i.e. kill) with electricity)

When did it become wrong to use dramatic licence in our posts? God, the rules of this place! I'm leaving!

Not really, of course, you don't get rid of me that easily...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 10:22

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