and now 19 mums think my name is Womble.

THREAD NECROMANCY ALERT.

So, eleven years after someone suggesting that this was a thing, I am using WhatsApp, because someone has added me to a chat group of the mum’s in D’s class. But it turns out a long, long time ago, when I set it up, I decided to put ‘Womble’ as my name and now 19 mums think my name is Womble.

If you're already in another person's contacts, they name they have you down as will be one that's displayed anyway

And this is the story of how I don't know if one of my daughters mom's name is Lindsay, Lynsey or Lyndsay.

And this is the story of how I don't know if one of my daughters mom's name is Lindsay, Lynsey or Lyndsay.

you don't know the name of the mother of your child?

If you're already in another person's contacts, they name they have you down as will be one that's displayed anyway

Also, I clicked through to the co tact’s page to see what the deal was, and everyone’s bio says things like ‘I love my family’ and mine just says ‘Captain Barnacles’. I left that, though.

I think we have giphy's weak spot

Of course the Hydra logo is famously also an Octopus. Which doesn't make any bloody sense really

Blinking useless.

Here’s the real Captain Barnacles.

It seems to be a sexapus. A dead one.

I am awful with names. I worked with a woman - who everyone called "H" - for five years before I could remember what the H stood for.

I am awful with names. I worked with a woman - who everyone called "H" - for five years before I could remember what the H stood for.

Me too.. Every one knows me at work, but I am rubbish at names. It is embarrassing at times.

You must've really left your Mark.