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Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Link for those who don't know it.

Are their reviews completely barking or am I just too stupid to understand more than about twenty percent of them>

CUS · **Posted:** Sat May 17, 2008 20:12

I didn't know Titler has a blog.

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ACTION BUTTON is now hiring irate UK citizens
Hello. Are you from England, Ireland, Scotland, or Wales? Are you an articulate reader and/or morbidly, excessively angry? If so, we could use you.

I'm morbidly, excessively obese and I'm just GAGGING for someone to use me. I might give them a try.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I don't have a microphone.

The only review from here I have read was the Twilight Princess one, which I disagreed with for the most part.

Are they any good?

CUS · **Posted:** Sat May 17, 2008 20:21

Our reviews? The Assassin's Creed one's a blinder.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I started reading the GTA one on ActionButton. That guy has serious 'sticking to the point' issues.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Craster wrote:

I started reading the GTA one on ActionButton. That guy has serious 'sticking to the point' issues.

I'm halfway down Tim Rogers's GTA review (there are two, by different authors on the site) and I just reached the message ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE GAME NOW in 72-point font. This caused some mohhage.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

On the other hand

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The story is leaner: not once in the game are you asked to drive a fire engine with a broken ladder into the Clown District to round up fifty unemployed mimes to form a makeshift ladder so you can climb into the top window of an apple-pie factory and crack the safe so as to steal the Cocaine Recipes within, and then escape with a nearby jet-pack.

came very close to making me spit milk over my laptop.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

12,528 words in that GTA IV review. Who is this cunt if he thinks that I'm going to read 12,528 words of his badly paragraphed, crappy opinions?

CUS · **Posted:** Sat May 17, 2008 20:53

As I had previously wondered - Titler? Also, that site has seemingly no references to the clitoris, which vexes me greatly as an opportunity missed.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Sat May 17, 2008 21:30

I would never voluntarily read anything written by Tim Rogers.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Pundabaya wrote:

12,528 words in that GTA IV review. Who is this cunt if he thinks that I'm going to read 12,528 words of his badly paragraphed, crappy opinions?

Mmm. I would have started reading it if I hadn't checked it for length first. It's not the most readable of formats, either - narrow paragraphs are fine, good for the internet even, but only for relatively short pieces. Ill be buggered if I'm going to read all that and scroll every three seconds. It'd be like reading Crime and Punishment in baby book form.

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