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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 21:17 
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That can't be true. Russell has got thumbs the size of saucers. We'd be doomed.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny pictures
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Only that's bollocks. That rule actually pertains to bleves. These are 'boiling liquid expanding vapour explosions' and are highly destructive, it says here. Firemen have a 'rule of thumb' for these where if the scene is too big to cover with a thumb held outstretched, then you're too close. Even a small bleve (from say a propane cylinder) can fling debris half a mile.

In the instance of mushroom clouds the official line is to seek shelter for a number of very pertinent reasons. First of all unless the curvature of the earth was between you and the cloud, it would most likely always be bigger than your thumb. Secondly, the blast wave would have knocked over trees and telegraph poles even up to thirty miles away, impeding your exit. Thirdly, you don't want to be outside when the next one goes off owing to thermal pulse that can scorch you or blind you up to dozens of miles away. Fourth, the wind direction might actually be taking the fallout away from you and you may evacuate into the shadow of another mushroom cloud fallout zone. Fifth, fallout zones can spread hundreds of miles, especially from ground bursts. Sixth, seeking shelter for a period of several weeks away from the dust if possible is infinitely preferable to stumbling around in it.

That man is needlessly endangering people's health during nuclear armageddon!

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 Post subject: Re: Funny pictures
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Jeez Pete, you take all the fun out of nuclear armaggedon.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny pictures
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Jeez Pete, you take all the fun out of nuclear armaggedon.


Yu... you're right. Must find FUN in the nuclear SUN. :'(

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 Post subject: Re: Funny pictures
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Hnnnngh. I hate Anchorman, but even I know the quote is "Boy, that escalated quickly."

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Hnnnngh. I hate Anchorman, but even I know the quote is "Boy, that escalated quickly."

Yep, but the best know meme is this one, so it was probably copied from that.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny pictures
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I like that the student was awarded 0.5 marks and 'nice try.'

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Saw this on a walk around town earlier.

Bowel of chips anyone? The 'noddles' sound good too.

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What's worse is when they put the dirty dish on the wrong side. There must always be a smooth flow from dirty -> sink -> drying bit.


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Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

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Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


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Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


No, they should be put to one side so you can then fill the bowl with clean warm water and start washing.
If dishes or cutlery just get thrown in there, you either have to empty everything out again, or start the washing up with filthy water.


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Mr Dave wrote:
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Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


No, they should be put to one side so you can then fill the bowl with clean warm water and start washing.
If dishes or cutlery just get thrown in there, you either have to empty everything out again, or start the washing up with filthy water.


So very much :this:. Only fucking savages do anything else.


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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
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Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


No, they should be put to one side so you can then fill the bowl with clean warm water and start washing.
If dishes or cutlery just get thrown in there, you either have to empty everything out again, or start the washing up with filthy water.


So very much :this:. Only fucking savages do anything else.


What's even more annoying is when we have *A DISHWASHER* and someone comes back from work and throws the minging cutlery straight into the bowl instead of putting them in the machine.


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Bamba wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Cras wrote:
Dirty dishes put straight in the sink *rage*

Do they require a prewash cycle of you licking them clean then?


No, they should be put to one side so you can then fill the bowl with clean warm water and start washing.
If dishes or cutlery just get thrown in there, you either have to empty everything out again, or start the washing up with filthy water.


So very much :this:. Only fucking savages do anything else.

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WTF?!?!? Who the fuck fills the bowl up with water? You sploosh detergent onto the sponge, then just wash everything under a running tap.

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WTF?!?!? Who the fuck fills the bowl up with water? You put everything in the dishwasher.

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WTF?!?!? Who the fuck fills the bowl up with water? You sploosh detergent onto the sponge, then just wash everything under a running tap.


Which is equally fine, but there'a not space to do that if some cocknozzle has filled the sunken with dishes.

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That took me a lot longer than it should have.

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Well, I am not sure what ice-cream has to do with anything, tbf.

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IKR. Pretty sure Ramsay is spelt with two As.

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Ainsley Harriott's face on things.

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I find it gets funnier the more of them you see.

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