I'm A Teenage Werewolf

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1168063.ece

I don't know why he's complaining. With some careful styling he could look like DLT:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 14:54

It must be a nightmare when you've got a cold with that condition.

CUS · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 14:55

I bet he hates kids' birthday parties. All those balloons...

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Excellent Maths from the Sun there...

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one of the world’s rarest genetic conditions thought to affect just one-in-a-billion people.

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Only 50 people worldwide are known to suffer from congenital hypertrichosis

So there's 50 billion people in the world is there?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

It's the Sun. Not only are there 50 billion people in the world, every single one of them is a transexual illegal immigrant.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 15:53

Dimrill wrote:

It must be a nightmare when you've got a cold with that condition.

Not as bad as wiping your arse. Reckon he does the 'poochie scooch' across the carpet?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 15:54

Dudley wrote:

Excellent Maths from the Sun there...

Quote:

one of the world’s rarest genetic conditions thought to affect just one-in-a-billion people.

Quote:

Only 50 people worldwide are known to suffer from congenital hypertrichosis

So there's 50 billion people in the world is there?

Sounds about right.

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

I thought there were sixty? Which would be slightly-less-than-one-in-a-billion. I don't think Sun readers learnt how to do fractional numbers in schools. Surds? Are they what you wash your dishes with?!

Anyway, why doesn't he just shave? Or does it grow back mega fast?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

Don't be silly. There's more than six people in this thread alone.

CUS · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 23:20

I dunno. I know for a fact that at least three people who have commented in this thread are sock puppets of the same 1/2 person/s.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Pod wrote:

I thought there were sixty?

Oh dear.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 23:47

Poor kid. All he's got to look forward to is an appearance in a much-loved and classic trilogy, followed by the early onset of Parkinson's disease.

If I were him I'd kill myself.

myp · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 23:51

GazChap wrote:

Poor kid. All he's got to look forward to is an appearance in a much-loved and classic trilogy, followed by the early onset of Parkinson's disease.

If I were him I'd kill myself.

Don't forget a sitcom and a guest appearance in a hip-cool-wacky noughties medical-based comedy show..

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Tomorrow I am going to ask everyone in the world to queue up at my flat and I will tick their names off of my master list and do a proper head count to put this matter to rest.

Please all be at Flat 3, London between 4-6pm tomorrow, and bring wine gums.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Also, please do not bring actual sock puppets as I am easily confused and will mis-count.

CUS · **Posted:** Fri May 16, 2008 0:09

Mimi, your new avatar and motto(?) underneath are literally the best thing I've seen today.

Also: 'kin hell ,the thread sub-title is a bit morbid. Only one way out...

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri May 16, 2008 0:09

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Pat Sharp, leaving the barber's, yesterday.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

CUS wrote:

Mimi, your new avatar and motto(?) underneath are literally the best thing I've seen today.

Awwww, thanks. Of course, you said that when 'all day' was only nine minutes old, so I won't become too complacent of it's awesomeness

CUS · **Posted:** Fri May 16, 2008 0:25

I knew you would notice that. +2 CUS points to Excellent Flying Mimi!

I need to set up a shop I think.

GazChap wrote:

\
Pat Sharp, leaving the barber's, yesterday.

GazChap is teh funniest though. Look at that. Beautifully measured post. Every one has a bit of oomph behind it. Lovely. And that joke! Brilliant. I'm still laughing now. :hug:

GLASS OF WINE DIMLIE PLEASE

Note to self: this post is entirely redundant. Except for the bit about the glass of wine. Stop it! Bad CUS!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Quite, I'm going to want to cash these points in soon. I fancy one of those little toy dogs that walks along, barks and then does a somersault, actually landing on his feet about 20% of the time.

Sock Puppet · **Joined:** 13th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4

CUS wrote:

I know for a fact that at least three people who have commented in this thread are sock puppets of the same 1/2 person/s.

Preposterous.

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