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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2020 15:59 
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How much would a freehold be, compared to the price of the flat above it? Behind us (and attached, terribly complicated, I cannot work out how this building has been divided) are two flats, the lower holds the freehold, the upper the leasehold. I want both.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2020 16:03 
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How much would a freehold be, compared to the price of the flat above it? Behind us (and attached, terribly complicated, I cannot work out how this building has been divided) are two flats, the lower holds the freehold, the upper the leasehold. I want both.


Actually, could I buy the upper flat and just knock through?

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The lower may also be leasehold, and someone else owns the freehold. Land ownership is stupid.

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I've been trying to buy a flat for god knows how long, and everything that could go wrong so far has gone wrong. So post January this year as part of the Grenfell fire follow-up there's a new process for lenders to assess risk of issuing mortgages on flats. The valuer conducts a valuation. If the building is taller than 18m or the valuer notes that there are cladding materials that may possibly be combustible then the lender requires that the buyer provide an EWS1 form completed by a fire safety certified chartered surveyor to confirm that the cladding materials will not support combustion.

There are problems with this.

Firstly, the surveyor is not a fire safety certified chartered surveyor, therefore if there is cladding, the valuation will by necessity state that there are cladding materials that may possibly be combustible, triggering the EWS1 process even in low-rise buildings
Secondly, there are nowhere close to enough fire-safety certified surveyors to meet the demand for these forms
Thirdly, insurers are advising the certified surveyors not to fill out and sign the EWS1 forms due to liability risks

It's effectively impossible right now to buy or sell a flat with any cladding of any kind.

Is this a particular flat, or just any that you have seen?

I understand this in principle, but as with many other things, in practice... :(

I'm sorry this is causing you issues though.


It's the one I'm currently living in, which is extra frustrating! Means I'm less likely to lose it though

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Buying it from your landlord? That’s great as it means you don’t have to move! Hope it goes through ok eventually.

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Cras wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Cras wrote:
I've been trying to buy a flat for god knows how long, and everything that could go wrong so far has gone wrong. So post January this year as part of the Grenfell fire follow-up there's a new process for lenders to assess risk of issuing mortgages on flats. The valuer conducts a valuation. If the building is taller than 18m or the valuer notes that there are cladding materials that may possibly be combustible then the lender requires that the buyer provide an EWS1 form completed by a fire safety certified chartered surveyor to confirm that the cladding materials will not support combustion.

There are problems with this.

Firstly, the surveyor is not a fire safety certified chartered surveyor, therefore if there is cladding, the valuation will by necessity state that there are cladding materials that may possibly be combustible, triggering the EWS1 process even in low-rise buildings
Secondly, there are nowhere close to enough fire-safety certified surveyors to meet the demand for these forms
Thirdly, insurers are advising the certified surveyors not to fill out and sign the EWS1 forms due to liability risks

It's effectively impossible right now to buy or sell a flat with any cladding of any kind.

Is this a particular flat, or just any that you have seen?

I understand this in principle, but as with many other things, in practice... :(

I'm sorry this is causing you issues though.


It's the one I'm currently living in, which is extra frustrating! Means I'm less likely to lose it though

Well that's something at least! I'm glad you're getting it though, I love that view you have over the ocean. ;)

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Indeed.


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£40 for the wipers, £100 for the screen. Pricy goof


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I've got a crack across the screen on my car that appeared about a week ago. Then when cleaning the interior of the car I managed to hit and break the RV mirror off the windscreen! I will get it all sorted in the next week or so :/

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My heart sinks when I get a Co Op router call.

Despite recently revised (but still woefully inadquate) instructions and a message that the installation should take about 20 minutes, I know from experience that it'll be a shit show and I'll be on site for at least two hours. And so it was.

The call briefing was so brief that it didn't say WHY the router was to be installed. Neither did it say that several other engineers had been out to fix an intermittent connectivity problem, all of which failed. Neither did it give the primary/secondary IP addresses I'd need and it took three phone calls to find someone who could supply them.

And then, after the job was done, I had to take the fucker out again as it was worse than the one it was supposed to replace.

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