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Author:  Malc [ Sat May 22, 2021 22:52 ]
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The voting is the best bit always

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 22:55 ]
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I've been watching far too much Drag Race lately so I'm waiting for the hostess to say "chanteé you stay".

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sat May 22, 2021 22:58 ]
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Anyone who can't make the top spot by too wide of a margin they can now get the exec guy to say "you're good to go"

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:01 ]
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Azerbaijan - MaliA's doing the vote calling?

Author:  Cras [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:02 ]
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Where the fuck are all these points for boring arse Switzerland coming from?

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:06 ]
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The only Zero!

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:08 ]
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Not even a bean from Ireland either!

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:12 ]
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Starting to think I was a little over-optimistic earlier.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:24 ]
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I'm beginning to think we should never have invaded Iraq.

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:33 ]
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Ouch. He took it with humour, so I respect him for that.

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:34 ]
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Giphy "null points":
https://media4.giphy.com/media/y7K4LB9rdPrTBvwqsX/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:  Malc [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:34 ]
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Wow

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:35 ]
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We lost to the giant hand!

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:39 ]
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Go go Finland!

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:43 ]
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Getting tense now.

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:44 ]
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Kern wrote:
We lost to the giant hand!

Literally list to a country giving every one the finger.

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:44 ]
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OMG. Poor Malta.

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:45 ]
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Mimi wrote:
OMG. Poor Malta.


Shocking result. Should be higher.

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:45 ]
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Yeah, Malta were brilliant.

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:46 ]
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Likewise France. Ouch.

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:47 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Kern wrote:
We lost to the giant hand!

Literally list to a country giving every one the finger.


Today we learned:
Actual finger > Metaphorical finger

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:48 ]
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Italy?!

It was ok, but not "wow".

France and Malta were robbed.

Author:  Cras [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:48 ]
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Kern wrote:
Likewise France. Ouch.


It was a great score but that audience vote for Italy was astonishing

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:49 ]
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Ha ha, Pants take it.

Absolute bollocks, excellent.

Author:  Malc [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:49 ]
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My chemical Rome ance win Eurovision

Author:  Cras [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:50 ]
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I liked them, but I certainly don't think they were the strongest up there

Author:  Malc [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:52 ]
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Rock and roll never dies!

Author:  Cras [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:53 ]
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I bet they're really quite sweaty in those leathers by now

Author:  Malc [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:55 ]
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My thought that we should send someone like wolf Alice or Biffy Clyro is strengthened

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:56 ]
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We should send a old man with a kazoo up his arse. It wouldn't affect our average score

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:57 ]
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Ah well. Maybe next year.

Thanks for posts tonight - been a lot of fun.

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:57 ]
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It doesn’t matter who we send, Europe thinks we’re all Gammon now.

Author:  Kern [ Sat May 22, 2021 23:58 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
We should send a old man with a kazoo up his arse. It wouldn't affect our average score


He was Yewtreed several years ago.

Author:  Kern [ Sun May 23, 2021 0:00 ]
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Best Twitter reaction comes from my favourite rugby critic:

https://twitter.com/SquidgeRugby/status ... 8431417344



Author:  Cras [ Sun May 23, 2021 0:05 ]
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Malc wrote:
My thought that we should send someone like wolf Alice or Biffy Clyro is strengthened


Skindred would be an amazing choice

Author:  Zardoz [ Sun May 23, 2021 8:47 ]
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Prince Phillip would be an amazing choice

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Sun May 23, 2021 10:49 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
It doesn’t matter who we send, Europe thinks we’re all Gammon now.


Given the increasing popularity of Boris & Co, that’s a reasonable assumption.

Author:  Kern [ Sun May 23, 2021 11:44 ]
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I think Russ called it right last night when he suggested we should have sent "UK, Hun?".

Author:  markg [ Sun May 23, 2021 12:06 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
It doesn’t matter who we send, Europe thinks we’re all Gammon now.

Well they're fucked if they think that we're, I'm going to save them from the Nazis again after this. >:(

Author:  Mimi [ Sun May 23, 2021 12:27 ]
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Surprised the recent events with Israel didn’t make more of a dent in their score.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun May 23, 2021 12:30 ]
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Yes

Author:  TheVision [ Sun May 23, 2021 12:38 ]
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I watched along last night and got into it as I love Eurovision but after that result, it's really quite depressing isn't it? There's no way on earth that our song deserved nil points... No way at all. I agree that it wasn't the best song on the night but it was no where near the worst.

I don't like being disliked. I'm struggling to think of a country that could enter and give us a half decent score either. Shame on the majority of the UK I guess?

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun May 23, 2021 12:46 ]
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James Newman butchered his own song.

Author:  TheVision [ Sun May 23, 2021 13:08 ]
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One thing I've learnt from all this. James and I share a birthday.

Author:  Mimi [ Sun May 23, 2021 13:19 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Yes

Would absolutely love Bill Bailey doing it.

Author:  Mimi [ Sun May 23, 2021 13:22 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I watched along last night and got into it as I love Eurovision but after that result, it's really quite depressing isn't it? There's no way on earth that our song deserved nil points... No way at all. I agree that it wasn't the best song on the night but it was no where near the worst.

I don't like being disliked. I'm struggling to think of a country that could enter and give us a half decent score either. Shame on the majority of the UK I guess?

What songs do you think we’re worse than ours, though. I do think ours was worst, maybe close to Belgium.

Author:  Mimi [ Sun May 23, 2021 13:22 ]
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I felt sorry for the presenters reading out the string of zeroes. They seemed quite grim and uncomfortable doing it.

Author:  TheVision [ Sun May 23, 2021 13:34 ]
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Mimi wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I watched along last night and got into it as I love Eurovision but after that result, it's really quite depressing isn't it? There's no way on earth that our song deserved nil points... No way at all. I agree that it wasn't the best song on the night but it was no where near the worst.

I don't like being disliked. I'm struggling to think of a country that could enter and give us a half decent score either. Shame on the majority of the UK I guess?

What songs do you think we’re worse than ours, though. I do think ours was worst, maybe close to Belgium.


Belgium definitely. Germany was an absolute stinker too. I wasn't a fan of Switzerland either now I think about it.

Author:  Mimi [ Sun May 23, 2021 14:03 ]
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I liked Switzerland, because it was just so odd, but not trying to be odd. I did t like Belgium or Germany, but would struggle to say they were worse than the U.K. entry.

Author:  Trooper [ Sun May 23, 2021 19:23 ]
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The problem is that the voting is all about voting for your favourite song. The UK entry had absolutely nothing about it, nothing stood out, so why would anyone vote for it?

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