Eurovision Song Contest

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:28

Hello!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:28

I may have been drinking

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:28

Very Enya that one

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:29

Trooper wrote:

Why did they choose the worst one to be the lead singer?

Inoffensive massage music

What would offensive massage music be?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Portugal. Remember the band Enigma (Return To Innocence (ay yah tai ah ya yo yai)? They remind me of that. Lovely, but I’ve forgotten it already.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:29

Finland - has been Emo rockers, like myself. IT part 3 crossed with Bon JoviS It’s my life

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Hi Zardoz!

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Yes, Graham, I DO remember The Rasmus!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:31

Mimi wrote:

Hi Zardoz!

Long time lurker says Hi! X

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Don't mind this one, helps that I know them from back in the day

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:32

Finland

Set and costume designed by the same people who do the Office 365 stock illustrations.

Song is OK but isn't taking me anywhere interesting.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:32

I do too, they’ve curdled

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I didn’t hate that! I thought it was going to be terrible from the opening but it was good.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:34

Switzerland - HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST THE CURES WISDOM

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Switzerland: John Lewis Christmas Advert

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Switzerland sound like every time I turn the radio on there is someone singing in this same wobbly voice. It must be the fashionable voice of the moment.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

DavPaz wrote:

Switzerland: John Lewis Christmas Advert

Exactly that.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Needs to work on his Louis Armstrong impression

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:35

Mimi wrote:

Switzerland sound like every time I turn the radio on there is someone singing in this same wobbly voice. It must be the fashionable voice of the moment.

James, Arthur/Sam Smith/ragnbone man. Worst song so far

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

This is shit

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:36

Switzerland

Sung with all the passion you'd find in a suburban karaoke bar on a wet Tuesday.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

That man has about the same amount of stage presence as Russell’s dad.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

If you threw a hood on him he'd look right at home in that Stay Another Day video by East 17

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

The singer and my Dad

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:37

Mr Russell wrote:

If you threw a hood on him he'd look right at home in that Stay Another Day video by East 17

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Why is Mika so uncool?

More a Mike now.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I miss Evanescence

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:39

France - Follow the leader, leader, leader
Oh with bollocks, yeah

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

ARG the camera work is dogshit

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

All this needs is 90s Take That dancing in the background.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:40

Mr Russell wrote:

I miss Evanescence

Breath out slowly as you pull the trigger

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

"Everybody"

No.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Has the cameraman had some kind of spasm?

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:41

I quite like this one too, not so much the camera work

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Don't shout in English to get people to join in, if you refuse to sing in English.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I reckon he could probably hold that small guitar without needing to have it mounted

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:41

Agree

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:42

France

Thumping beat, mysterious lyrics, but let down by the half-arsed staging.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Is this a novelty act perhaps?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:42

Norway - Already won

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

This is the only song I've heard a bit of already

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Ok, here we go.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

This is fucking rubbish

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Grandma

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Banana

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Yummy yum

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:44

Welcome to Eurovision

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

DavPaz wrote:

This is fucking rubbish

Shut your wrong mouth.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:44

Cake by the ocean by Ed Sheeran and daft punk is amazing

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