Eurovision Song Contest

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25591

Trooper wrote:

Scandinavian Sigrid if Sigrid wasn't already Scandinavian

This act isn’t Scandinavian.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25591

Cras wrote:

And I'd have a word with her tailor about not turning up the sleeves on the jacket

I think she had the buttons done up wonky, too.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:08

I have a similar pink bucket hat

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:08

Ukraine - YES!!!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Massive Rasta costumes!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:09

Men at work vs Russia

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mimi wrote:

Cras wrote:

And I'd have a word with her tailor about not turning up the sleeves on the jacket

I think she had the buttons done up wonky, too.

So unprofessional

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

It's going to win for obvious reasons, but oh dear, the rapping...

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Oh well. Not a fan I have to say.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Break dance man can have a pass though

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25591

Hmm. I wouldn’t begrudge them winning, but that song wasn’t great.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:12

Ukraine

I think the bucket hat spoiled it.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:12

My favourite was the guy with the cape and recorder.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25591

Mr Russell wrote:

Break dance man can have a pass though

If Bex was Ukrainian. And not perma-baked. And could break dance a bit.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Jed Sheeran

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:14

Germany - Sepia Busker

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:14

Set designer: OK, our theme is "Artistic Differences".

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:14

Looks like beiber, sounds like capaldi

Stan rap

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

"Farst"

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Is he going to loop in all his own instruments?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

He seems nervous

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:15

I was actually enjoying it until he got to this spoken bit. No wonder your band left you.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Went a bit slim shady

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:16

Moms spaghetti sour kraut

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25591

I think I’ve heard almost this exact same song before. Not this actual one but something so generically like it that it is practically the same.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Spooky disco?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:18

Lithuania - slinky disco mushroom

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:18

Mimi wrote:

I think I’ve heard almost this exact same song before. Not this actual one but something so generically like it that it is practically the same.

Someone you loved by Lewis capaldi?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Liza Minelli has aged well

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:19

Lithuania - it's like every Drag Race competitor who tries to do Liza Minelli on the cheap.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I love it.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Liza Minnelli crossed with no doubt

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25591

Malc wrote:

Mimi wrote:

I think I’ve heard almost this exact same song before. Not this actual one but something so generically like it that it is practically the same.

Someone you loved by Lewis capaldi?

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything by him, but I reckon there are about twenty songs that sound like that.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:19

LizaBot 3000

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25591

I love the Spooky Disco. She’s ace.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:20

Top Eurotip:

Put the subtitles on and you get a translation if the song isn't in English.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:22

Azerbaijan - eagle eyes doesn’t get picked for the football team

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:22

Kern wrote:

Top Eurotip:

Put the subtitles on and you get a translation if the song isn't in English.

NEVER!

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:23

Probably would.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Good voice on the Jedi

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:23

If they can’t sing in English then they shouldn’t enter

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Favourite of the night so far for me

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:24

This is the big sad number at the end of Act 2 of every musical.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

This has massive "main character sings sad song on their own in the second act of a stage musical" vibes

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Haha amazing! o/

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:25

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:25

I loved it.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:26

Belgium - runner up in a bond theme comp

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Bond title song

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:27

Very bond theme vibes here too

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