Eurovision Song Contest

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:44

Kraftwek do CBeebies Bedtime Story.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

It comes with its own TikTok dance .

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:45

Norway

I'm not drunk enough for this,

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:46

Armenia - kleenex

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

That's where all the toilet paper went!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Graham said she’s a very unassuming performer, but is Eurovision really the place for unassuming performers? I’m going to say No.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:48

Of monsters and men want this back

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:48

Armenia

Tracy Emin called. She wants her art back.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Mika just looks like someone you'd cross the road to avoid now

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

Hosts are mega cringe. Perfect

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I feel like Mika is trying to sell me a bag of unseen electronic goods for £20 that he claims is worth £150.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

I love Graham Norton

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Is the show running a bit short?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Mika’s real name is Michael.

So disappointing.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

When your hype man overdresses.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:57

Italy - flat sparkle

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Pornstache at the piano.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Nasty Spumante

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:57

Mimi wrote:

Is the show running a bit short?

Changing sets

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:58

Didn't realise that the guy from years and years was Italian

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:58

You don't mix suit and sparkles

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:58

Yesterdays Prosecco

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

Boring and badly sung

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I can't decide if this is an Islands In The Stream vibe or a rap battle

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

It's probably quite good when in tune and with some production, but surely for a live music competition you should pick people with good live voices

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 20:59

Italy

Listenable MOR stuff, let down by the outfits. Should have kept it simple.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I didn’t realise they chose the order. I assumed it was done by ballot. How weird.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

This has a certain appeal

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:01

Spain - Destiny’s-Lo… feel a bit uncomfortable how she’s staring at me

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:01

She's stolen Jacko's clothing!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

Dance break! It's a song contest

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Imma call her Keith

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

12 points

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Can’t take my eyes of the Spanish Laydee. No idea if it’s any good but she can perform amazingly.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:03

Spain

Loved it. Great beat and amazing sexy dancing.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I'm surprised she could still sing with the amount she was moving

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:04

Very destiny's child, very bum centric. Not bad

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:04

Netherlands - bisto

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Is she wearing Crocs?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Scandinavian Sigrid if Sigrid wasn't already Scandinavian

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38463

Living embodiment of Dutchness

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Did someone just invade the stage? Or was it a very conspicuous cameraman?

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:06

I like the chorus, not so sure about the verses.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:06

Netherlands

I like how the lights move with the Ooohs and Ahhs.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Oooh oooh, ahhh ahhhhhh

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

A lot of the songs have the crowd singing along which is just lovely

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Really embarrassing to just forget your shirt like that

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Time for the winning song?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

And I'd have a word with her tailor about not turning up the sleeves on the jacket

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