Help me prank my flatmate

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I D..DONT NEED SLEEPSZ. THE GOBLINS KEEP ME AWAKE. :nerd:

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Talking of which, that new BT advert is shameful.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2008 16:43

Mr Chris wrote:

Talking of which, that new BT advert is shameful.

And what the fuck is Peter Jones doing in it?! That is him isn't it?

Cathy · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2008 16:59

SuperFunGordon wrote:

i can't stand the, er... (translation website) tickle. if anyone does tickle me i have to stop them - i push and kick and i can't help it.

I'm the same! I just panic and lash out. I really, really hate it.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2008 17:14

Mr Chris wrote:

Talking of which, that new BT advert is shameful.

Which one's that?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

The one with the Gremlins, that's all about BT's fantastic IT support lines for businesses

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I keep seeing adverts for all sorts of things with Thunderbirds in.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2008 17:25

Mr Chris wrote:

The one with the Gremlins, that's all about BT's fantastic IT support lines for businesses

Ah yes. They should run it as a protection racket - 'Give us your cash or we'll send the gremlins round'.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

I haven't seen them - I thought you were talking about the ones with Kris Marshall and creepy cuckoo family in.

SuperFunGordon · **Joined:** 8th May, 2008 **Posts:** 131

i like the new 'the f word' advert. CHEFS!

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

I also have a phobia of Bees. My oldest memory comes from being attacked by a bunch of them. I was 2 years and a half, i think.

This problem led me to some really embarassing situations. Being a tall and strong-built guy just makes it even more ridiculous. One of the first times i talked to my girlfriend (7 years ago), i had a panic attack because of a wasp. And i thought my chances were over by then:)

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Tmuk wrote:

Haha, don't worry about it, I'm sure he'll get me back. They put a tarantula on my face when I'd drunk myself unconscious once and I fucking hate spiders. If I'd have woken up I honestly think I would have run straight through the kitchen wall.

There's also a good chance you'd have killed the tarantula - even just by sitting up sharply. They're surprisingly delicate and don't cope well with falls.

I'm not a fan of this "pranking" lark, and would probably literally kick the shit out of anyone who found out what mine is and deliberately exposed me to it (three weeks of waking nightmares, HAR DE FUCKING HAR). But if I must...

Sew some into the inside of his clothes. Preferably old, scabby clothes with no sentimental value, obv.

myp · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2008 19:30

*waits for Curiosity to post his pictures of Mypparoo*

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Tmuk wrote:

I can't believe he's been living with us for almost 6 months and we've only just found out he has a phobia of sponges. We're planning something big, like maybe tiling his bedroom door with the things. Any ideas?

Why yes....

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

Quote:

I can't believe he's been living with us for almost 6 months and we've only just found out he has a phobia of sponges. We're planning something big, like maybe tiling his bedroom door with the things. Any ideas?

I absolutely cannot believe that nobody's suggested that you stop paying the rent.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2008 22:11

Hey, Dimrill- want to get together and chew some shoelaces? :munkeh:

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Tmuk wrote:

Haha

I've just thought maybe we could slide a large piece of sponge alongside his bed while he's asleep. Apparently it's the feel of sponge they can't stand, so I can't imagine they're big fans of standing on the stuff in their bare feet first thing in the morning.

is exactly what I was going to post.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 0:00

MaliA wrote:

Only the sinister ones.

9.8 out of 10.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 10:02

myoptika wrote:

*waits for Curiosity to post his pictures of Mypparoo*

Ooooh, I really should do that sometime.

Though, do you mean the one in the flat or the one in the field? You really should avoid falling asleep in my presence...

SuperFunGordon · **Joined:** 8th May, 2008 **Posts:** 131

MrD wrote:

Quote:

I can't believe he's been living with us for almost 6 months and we've only just found out he has a phobia of sponges. We're planning something big, like maybe tiling his bedroom door with the things. Any ideas?

I absolutely cannot believe that nobody's suggested that you stop paying the rent.

CUS · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 11:53

Curiosity wrote:

You really should avoid falling asleep in my presence...

Noted. FYI, it's the same with Dimrill...

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