In my non-Beex campaign people rushed ahead and fell through the fragile floor on 3 separate occasions, despite being explicitly warned that the floor was dangerous. I could imagine the members of Rummage Inc rolling their eyes and cussing Zardoth every single time it happened.

I remember when I used top play Dungeons & Dragons, used to draw pictures of it too, great days...

In a campaign I was playing, my dwarven cleric Bandar Fiercebeard/Wargrider/Buttslider (his name changed every time he did something well cool) cast augery to ask his God whether the way south was the good path to take, and received confirmation that it was. Bandar duly strode off down the passage and fell into a spiked pit.

As a result Bander spent the entire campaign thinking that his deity was a wanker, which is great fun to play.

You can draw pics of my campaign? The character you drew for me standing and looking exasperated as all his party members fall through holes in the floorboards?

I have to be part of the game to get the inspiration for the illustrations.

Or pay me.

In a campaign I was playing, my dwarven cleric Bandar Fiercebeard/Wargrider/Buttslider (his name changed every time he did something well cool) cast augery to ask his God whether the way south was the good path to take, and received confirmation that it was. Bandar duly strode off down the passage and fell into a spiked pit.

As a result Bander spent the entire campaign thinking that his deity was a wanker, which is great fun to play.

we've just been unfortunate to have a bunch all in a row.

;) always worth a punt!.

Fuck Mexican booze people and fuck life saving vaccinations.

Yep, you just rolled a '1'.

It wouldn't be the same if you changed now.

i'm hoping for:

1.) We sort out what ever is causing issues in the sewer

2.) Ivo gets some sympathy action from this spooky lady

3.) From then on, Ivo rolls nothing under a 16

Maybe, in an awkward eldritch way.

God it’s been weeks since I was an Octopus...

Like that scene in the Watcher show with Geralt in the bath

i'm hoping for:

1.) We sort out what ever is causing issues in the sewer
2.) Ivo gets some sympathy action from this spooky lady
3.) From then on, Ivo rolls nothing under a 16

I'm struggling with all this stupid reality I'm having to deal with.

There's a strong possibility of the next session being Rummages last when we all try and get a months worth of action into 2 hours.

Finally managed to round up my other group for a session next week - I think it'll be our 4th in total and we started in March. At this rate we'll clear the first spooky house by Christmas, and will then be able to start on the adventure proper. My slightly shambolic other group is really making me appreciate all you guys.

The stars are aligning... not only are we on the cusp of our weekly SD&DG nights returning but my local Aldi has reopened and has this Druid's favourite ale back in stock!

Just need to kick the Borrowers out of my dice arena now in preparation.

The stars are aligning... not only are we on the cusp of our weekly SD&DG nights returning but my local Aldi has reopened and has this Druid's favourite ale back in stock!

Just need to kick the Borrowers out of my dice arena now in preparation.

Free set of mostly-useless digital dice on DnDBeyond today!

Free set of mostly-useless digital dice on DnDBeyond today!