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Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:22 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Zardoz wrote: Good tactics again last night. So for next session can Ivo use Freaky Hand or do I send in the gentle Apes of Death to save the Wee’uns. Send the apes in. They can climb |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:33 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
How much under Zardoth's control are the Might Wonderous Rescue Apes of Death? Will they run into a burning building for him? I'm assuming yes, as they were quite happy to start punching a giant on his instructions. |
Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:36 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Get them to punch the fire. |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Dimrill wrote: Get them to punch the fire. They can hurl poop at the flames to smoother them. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:53 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
If the fire is wearing metal armour Shuu could heat it up. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:57 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I'm sure we could tool them up too. I've seen it in films! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I'm bewildered for doodle choice this week... *swoons artistically* ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! |
Author: | sdg [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:15 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Sorry about the delay getting the NPC stat blocks sorted, I thought I'd prepped enough to be able to share them quickly and give you access to all of the attack and spell details for the NPC you controlled but completely lost visibility of them being behind the DnDBeyond paywall because I've got access. My intention was that you'd have access via DnDBeyond so you could click on each of the listed abilities or spells and easily see the description. When that didn't work I thought I could give you access to the character in Foundry and you'd be able to see it that way. If you'd had access like that, controlling the spellcasting NPCs would have been much easier because you'd have had easy access to their abilities. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:27 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I don't think it mattered as you gave us the 'print outs' anyway. In future though I'd like all my summoned creatures to have full names each and a back story. |
Author: | myp [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:28 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Yeah it wasn’t ideal, but not a game breaker. I had all my spells/cantrips open on different browser tabs and was using a notepad to keep a track of spells used and HP etc. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:28 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
And from now on, "the game ain't over 'till the puppy pukes" applies. |
Author: | myp [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:31 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Next Monday is a bank holiday so I expect to see everyone incredibly drunk and sunburnt. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:32 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
ALL-D&DAYER |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:44 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Only an all-dayer? We've got a 4-day weekend! Let's go from 7.30 Thursday night through to dawn on Tuesday! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Level 10 or death! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I'm going to need a bigger tankard. |
Author: | myp [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:55 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Zardoz wrote: I'm going to need a bigger tankard. Your puppy will have shit the bed 50 times by then anyway. Is he ok? |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:56 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Zardoz wrote: Maybe a set of Eldritch dice all showing number 1? |
Author: | myp [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:58 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I wouldn’t be surprised if you rolled 3d6+1 and got 2 at some point |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:00 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I think this is the universe's way of telling me i need to get some fancy new dice. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:09 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
myp wrote: Zardoz wrote: I'm going to need a bigger tankard. Your puppy will have shit the bed 50 times by then anyway. Is he ok? He's fine, ta. Back to his old self after 30 mins. Did a lovely firm shit this morning too! |
Author: | myp [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:25 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Ok good, I don’t have to feel bad taking the piss out of Shitty Puke Dog |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:40 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I'll pass on the message. |
Author: | sdg [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:59 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I still can’t get over the fact that the first fire giant took hits from almost everyone and took multiple rounds to go down, then the second fire giant lost around 50% of his HP in one turn when Ermintrude finally got close enough to hit |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 14:05 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Yeah, Ermintrude on a roll is sight to behold! I really like it when a member of Rummage Inc does their "thing" and it totally pays off. Ermintrude's giant-clonking Action Surge, Myptic's Lighning Bolt, Zardoz and the Charge of the Ape Brigade, etc. |
Author: | sdg [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 14:55 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Squirt wrote: Yeah, Ermintrude on a roll is sight to behold! I really like it when a member of Rummage Inc does their "thing" and it totally pays off. Ermintrude's giant-clonking Action Surge, Myptic's Lighning Bolt, Zardoz and the Charge of the Ape Brigade, etc. Shuu heating metal, Ivo rolling ones. |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 14:58 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
EXACTLY. All the team doing what they do best! |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 15:06 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I suspect Shuu might barrel into the burning building like some kind of hero idiot. Krung might get baked. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 15:08 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Of course, I also suspect krung might not like being baked, and suggest getting some kind of bag of holding full of water to soak the building, but will see. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 15:25 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Apes go in (or up outside), chuck kids out in bag of holding, Shuu casts feather fall on bag of kids. Fight next wave. |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 15:31 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I say we leave the kids to solve their own problems. They'll never learn if we keep coddling them. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 15:55 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Hmm did anyone ID where the shout for help came from? Did it have an Orcish accent? Could well be a trap. Also, are the Flying Snake Pikey's helping out here? |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 15:56 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
We could get a great discount on a fire damaged property too. |
Author: | sdg [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 15:56 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Zardoz wrote: Apes go in (or up outside), chuck kids out in bag of holding, Shuu casts feather fall on bag of kids. Fight next wave. Another one of those sentences that no one could have predicted would feature this arrangement of words @Dimrill? |
Author: | sdg [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 15:59 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Zardoz wrote: We could get a great discount on a fire damaged property too. Who needs Dungeons and Dragons when you can make a great living flipping properties |
Author: | myp [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 16:12 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
I think Dimrill would be happy just to play The Sims in the D&D realms |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 16:30 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
myp wrote: I think Dimrill would be happy just to play The Sims in the D&D realms I think Dimrill would be happy just to play a Candy Crush type game that used D&D dice |
Author: | Morte [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 18:03 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
sdg wrote: Morte wrote: 90 pts of damage in a single blow...another character dead from the actions of the same character that killed my previous character. Bugger. ....but I got better. Ouch! Glad you got better - does the other player have a grudge against you or something?! No (at least I don't think so), he's just the type of player who decides to play with the 'Contraption of Unknown Purpose' in a strange house...and then proceeds to pass his Constitution check while the Dwarf at the opposite end of the room fails his. |
Author: | sdg [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 18:04 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Morte wrote: sdg wrote: Morte wrote: 90 pts of damage in a single blow...another character dead from the actions of the same character that killed my previous character. Bugger. ....but I got better. Ouch! Glad you got better - does the other player have a grudge against you or something?! No (at least I don't think so), he's just the type of player who decides to play with the 'Contraption of Unknown Purpose' in a strange house...and then proceeds to pass his Constitution check while the Dwarf at the opposite end of the room fails his. Ah, a Zardoz then. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Mar 30, 2021 18:25 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
A heroic adventurer. |
Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Mar 31, 2021 5:01 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Does anyone else think that the giants might've been digging for Terry's Chocolate Oranges? |
Author: | myp [ Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:27 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Dimrill wrote: Does anyone else think that the giants might've been digging for Terry's Chocolate Oranges? They’re not Terry’s, they’re Ermintrude’s (because they hoard everything) |
Author: | sdg [ Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:37 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Dimrill wrote: Does anyone else think that the giants might've been digging for Terry's Chocolate Oranges? Dammit, you've cracked it! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
They were digging their own graves |
Author: | Squirt [ Wed Mar 31, 2021 22:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
First proper session of my other campaign has led to some observations: 1.) FantasyGrounds app is a UX nightmare, like it's been designed by some UNIX programmers from the 80s who hate everyone. 2.) People who don't quite know the rules and aren't "gamey" types in general can end up with some bonkers character builds. 3.) Holy cow, I had forgotten how weak and flimsy you are at level one. Two characters got one-hit-killed by some well-rolling snakes. 4.) Playing a slightly obnoxious character is fun. 5.) They're not as awesome as you guys. |
Author: | sdg [ Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:56 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Someone on Reddit made a stat block for Lil Nas X as Montero. Love it! |
Author: | sdg [ Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:01 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Squirt wrote: First proper session of my other campaign has led to some observations: 1.) FantasyGrounds app is a UX nightmare, like it's been designed by some UNIX programmers from the 80s who hate everyone. 2.) People who don't quite know the rules and aren't "gamey" types in general can end up with some bonkers character builds. 3.) Holy cow, I had forgotten how weak and flimsy you are at level one. Two characters got one-hit-killed by some well-rolling snakes. 4.) Playing a slightly obnoxious character is fun. There are so many VTTs, I see OwlBear Rodeo has started been recommended a lot in DM groups, I think because it's free and possibly works on ipad which most don't. I'm glad I made the switch to Foundry so early. There are new content announcement multiple times a week and the support in Discord is brilliant. One of my friends wants to run an all Bard campaign, I think that could be pretty funny. Squirt wrote: 5.) They're not as awesome as you guys. (They'll be equally as awesome once the party has gelled more.) |
Author: | sdg [ Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:28 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Early warning - it’s looking likely I’m going to get approval to travel for work w/c 19/04 and I’ll probably be away all week so I won’t be able to run a game that week. Instead, I’ll be sitting in the worst Holiday Inn ever outside Liverpool probably playing Stardew Valley on my Switch. |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Knowsley? |
Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Dungeons and Dragons |
Drive up the road on Monday night and I'll set you up here! |
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