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Drunken priest told woman missing ten years
Giant activity from the Harpers-
Talking Troll - shithole
Human Man!
PRIEST OF HELL! - dream drinky dream a dreamy dream A DREAM FROM HELL! man not leave house. not being buried above the ground(?) follow the signs of HELL(!) - church in neverwinter - red larch(?) church... OF HELL(!) - paid his tab, sent him on his way

Locals - talking about paratha - speaks poorly of Costa Coffee - broken into

Costa Coffee -
5c tobacco,
grappling harness, gave letter from (?), grappling hook is a master.

Northshield House - rooms 2g per night - 4g taken! 1g, 1s for food
- retired 10 years ago.
- don't like costa, racism!? - giants and dragons are sworn enemies
- gossip, grew close to Mirrakkkkkk during break up with wife, wife was jealous - rumours wasn't a womaniser - confessed he was in love with her - wife found out - boarding house(!) Tomora! wife! owned!

six windows
- near derelict, woman in disarray
- has fast frantic thoughts, gold, not staying in the house, PARANOIAIAIAOIIO!
- Argalla - THAT BITCH venom pure - husband - brothers, glancing upstairs at the attic, - key locked in bra - SKELLINGTON - zardoz spidery - barrel in the room - skellington(!) snake skellington too!
- key flying out of bra!
- Zardoth takes the skellington of the snake
- Magic bow for Zardoth (+1 longbow)
- Noon tomorrow for burrry

Back to costa
- Zardoth sniffy gusset

Forge
- 3gp for a grappling hook (erm)
- perception - fine armour and weapons - plaque Geldren Foehammer royal armouring, sold to Darth Helgar northern campground - after an apprentice -
-1g sold for crowbar (erm)
opened lockbox-
600c
180s
90e
55g
- leather gusset - fails a roll
2g - good lunch

Northern Campground
- pitched tents
- stone well
- cottage - elderly man - Ivo asks shit - readin mind - pictures of the inside and climbing in the window - regret, annoyance and anger - Man behind the bar at the Talking Troll - image of threatening, truth will come out. - doesn't like stealin!

Talking Troll
- Human Man! Kaylen
- Priest hasn't been back, - Fencing! - anxiety, his room A BAG! - a grand theatre in the place of the talking troll, Darth was a fucking thief,
- In the room - underneath the bed a pouch containing coins
2s - lost to buying drinks
- mind read, Kaylen, Darth Helgar released from prison 10 years in klink thieves guild -

Costa Coffee
- returns goods
- 270g - haversack of maybe holding more - magical item (erm)
- 50g from quest reward

Town Hall
- she offered us a corpse
- madness! grief!
- 50g from quest reward

Northern Campground
- Darth - repentant - talking to burgermeister

Service for the dead snake.

Darathra - more adventuring! more info on giants tomorrow at high sun

Author:	sdg [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 13:50 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Squirt wrote: SDG! Wand of Magic Missile question - by the description of the spell, it looks like Magic Missle always hits, as long as I can see the enemy. So does that mean I can use the wand to cast cast at level 6 and therefore be certain of causing 8d4+8 damage? Yes, magic missiles always hit their target with no saving throw so that would be possible when the wand is charged, which it is at the moment.

Author:	sdg [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 13:50 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Zardoz wrote: Ivo gets kitted out! Glassstaff is now complemented with Pendant of Giant Speech, Wand of Magic Missile and Jewellery of Bling! I love that we can see his shoe through the wand, great attention to detail.

Author:	Dimrill [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 13:58 ]
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Dimrill wrote: MIIIIIISS! Now that we're out into daylight I'd like to use my jewelllller's tools to examine this sample of crystals I took from t'mine plz. cough

Author:	Mr Dave [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 14:08 ]
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Squirt wrote: SDG! Wand of Magic Missile question - by the description of the spell, it looks like Magic Missle always hits, as long as I can see the enemy. So does that mean I can use the wand to cast cast at level 6 and therefore be certain of causing 16 damage? Fixed that for you

Author:	Squirt [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 14:31 ]
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sdg wrote: Zardoz wrote: Ivo gets kitted out! Glassstaff is now complemented with Pendant of Giant Speech, Wand of Magic Missile and Jewellery of Bling! I love that we can see his shoe through the wand, great attention to detail. I didn't even notice that! That's proper cool. Rummage Inc look like a proper set of tooled-up, blinged-out hard cases now. Effortlessly stomping Ghouls into the mud, left, right and centre. We're nigh-on invincible now!

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Author:	sdg [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 14:35 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Dimrill wrote: Dimrill wrote: MIIIIIISS! Now that we're out into daylight I'd like to use my jewelllller's tools to examine this sample of crystals I took from t'mine plz. cough Thanks, I'd meant to come back to this You can do, and it reveals that they're very pretty and fantastically sparkly but pretty much worthless. You would be able to use your jewelers tools to incorporate them as decorative touches into your crafted items though, and when Gundren and Nundro see what you're examining they tell you they'd be happy to continue providing you with a supply of these types of crystals if they mine more of them out.

Author:	sdg [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 14:36 ]
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Squirt wrote: sdg wrote: Zardoz wrote: Ivo gets kitted out! Glassstaff is now complemented with Pendant of Giant Speech, Wand of Magic Missile and Jewellery of Bling! I love that we can see his shoe through the wand, great attention to detail. I didn't even notice that! That's proper cool. Rummage Inc look like a proper set of tooled-up, blinged-out hard cases now. Effortlessly stomping Ghouls into the mud, left, right and centre. We're nigh-on invincible now! Smash cut to TPK in the next session

Author:	Dimrill [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 15:22 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Okay, I'm going to forcibly hold Ivo down and drill them into his front teeth so he's got a jewel grill.

Author:	Squirt [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 15:25 ]
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Dimrill wrote: Okay, I'm going to forcibly hold Ivo down and drill them into his front teeth so he's got a jewel grill. Looking at our relevant strength scores, that would probably be pretty easy for you.

Author:	Zardoz [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 15:27 ]
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You could make him some jewel grenades!

Author:	Zardoz [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 15:29 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
I'm going to go with Conjure Animals for one of my 1st lvl3 Druid spells: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Conjure%20Animals ...we'll be at the mercy of the DM's choices though rather than me electing what critters we want to help us. Up to Challenge Rating 2 though! My wild shape max is 1 at the moment.

Author:	Squirt [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 16:30 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Awesome! Does that mean you can summon 2 bears, and then turn into a bear, and then we'd have 3 bears?

Author:	Zardoz [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 16:46 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Unless sdg gives us 2 camels, yes. Well, no.... it's not as sweet as that. The animal choices are at the mercy of the DM. I just get to ask for 1 CR2 or lower, 2 CR1's or lower, 4 CR 1/2 or lower or 8! CR 1/4's or lower... Shame I can't stipulate what we get but it will lead to much fun when we get things like 8 guinea pigs to send into the breech. At least we'll have a distraction

Author:	sdg [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 16:53 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Zardoz wrote: Unless sdg gives us 2 camels, yes. Well, no.... it's not as sweet as that. The animal choices are at the mercy of the DM. I just get to ask for 1 CR2 or lower, 2 CR1's or lower, 4 CR 1/2 or lower or 8! CR 1/4's or lower... Shame I can't stipulate what we get but it will lead to much fun when we get things like 8 guinea pigs to send into the breech. At least we'll have a distraction I'll probably make up some rollable tables to determine what creature is summoned. I've found a good handout that has stat blocks for all of the creatures, I'll share it in Discord so you don't have to scramble around trying to find them when they appear. Makes mental note to add a conjure animals section to the Foundry tokens. Immediately forgets.

Author:	sdg [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 12:58 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
It's Monday! Aiming for sharp past half tonight. Giphy "dungeons and dragons": https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oKIPAPm4Z23QXMMs8/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:	Squirt [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 13:55 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Zardoz wrote: :metul: NEW SKILLZ NIGHT NEW TOWN TO RANSACK HUZZZAH! LEVEL 5 ABILITIES, ENGAGE!

Author:	sdg [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:27 ]
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Dimrill wrote: Looking forward to long conversations by the fire with Mr Geoff Pearson and his Asian husband Sum Ting. They sound great. His name was Persson Hysstryn actually, with a double S! Relationship status as yet unknown

Author:	sdg [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:28 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Here's a list of places in Triboar, I can't remember if I shared this or not. https://app.legendkeeper.com/a/worlds/c ... 626ixz8vzc

Author:	Mr Dave [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 17:04 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Z summons 2 cows to the battle.

Author:	Squirt [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 17:05 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Zardoz wrote: Unless sdg gives us 2 camels, yes. Well, no.... it's not as sweet as that. The animal choices are at the mercy of the DM. I just get to ask for 1 CR2 or lower, 2 CR1's or lower, 4 CR 1/2 or lower or 8! CR 1/4's or lower... Shame I can't stipulate what we get but it will lead to much fun when we get things like 8 guinea pigs to send into the breech. At least we'll have a distraction Aaah, getcha! So we might have you as a bear, and then a giant wasp, 2 giant goats and a crocodile. To be honest, that sounds like even more fun than 3 bears.

Author:	Zardoz [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 17:16 ]
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Mr Dave wrote: Z summons 2 cows to the battle. Teat attack!

Author:	Dimrill [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 20:45 ]
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Dice made exclusively for our Danger Mouse.

Author:	sdg [ Wed Mar 17, 2021 20:48 ]
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Dimrill wrote: Dice made exclusively for our Danger Mouse. Very nice! Now you’ve reminded me of the ones I shared the other day that I think were being released for sale today...

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 13:03 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
NEW SKILLZ NIGHT NEW TOWN TO RANSACK

Author:	Dimrill [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:06 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Looking forward to long conversations by the fire with Mr Geoff Pearson and his Asian husband Sum Ting. They sound great.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:20 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
I say we launch into an immediate attack on the Caravan Guard.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:32 ]
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Merivold Pony Park

Author:	sdg [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:35 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
I'd like to make a suggestion, now that the campaign is becoming more of a sandbox. Could one of you take session notes each week and share them either here, or in the Discord, or in Legend Keeper? I'm thinking basically a rough outline of what happens in the session - where you were, any lore or exposition you learned, quests received or completed etc so that I can refer back to it to remind myself of what you know, have done, and where you've been. I don't mind who does it, if you want to take turns each I could award an inspiration point each Monday to the person who recorded the session notes from the previous week. If one person wants to do it all the time, we could do similar but that person could choose who benefits from the inspiration that week? Regardless of where you share the notes, I'll put them into Legend Keeper as separate entries under a campaign header so they'll be available to read back through to all of you as a reminder and also as a nice bit of nostalgia.

Author:	myp [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:36 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
sdg wrote: Here's a list of places in Triboar, I can't remember if I shared this or not. https://app.legendkeeper.com/a/worlds/c ... 626ixz8vzc Where is Mr Soft, and can we get there by galleon, me hearty?

Author:	Dimrill [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:36 ]
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Sounds like a job for a fat moron!

Author:	Squirt [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:39 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Zardoz wrote: :metul: Merivold Pony Park And the Happy Horse Ranch! Giphy "horses!": https://media4.giphy.com/media/RIko6q8FjIwmtWPgQL/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:	myp [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:44 ]
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Might end up having to eat during the first part of tonight’s sesh. Need to take Ginger to the vet at 5:30 so will be running behind. So apols in advance.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:53 ]
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You can eat but no phone.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 15:54 ]
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Dimrill wrote: Sounds like a job for a fat moron! I don't even know how much money I have!

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 16:08 ]
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I'm going back to the old town for a sack of apples from Richard Orchard to give to the horses and ponies. Then let them all loose.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 23:31 ]
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Nobody died or even got hurt!

Author:	Dimrill [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 23:32 ]
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Incredibly coherent D&D minutes. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Drunken priest told woman missing ten years Giant activity from the Harpers- Talking Troll - shithole Human Man! PRIEST OF HELL! - dream drinky dream a dreamy dream A DREAM FROM HELL! man not leave house. not being buried above the ground(?) follow the signs of HELL(!) - church in neverwinter - red larch(?) church... OF HELL(!) - paid his tab, sent him on his way Locals - talking about paratha - speaks poorly of Costa Coffee - broken into Costa Coffee - 5c tobacco, grappling harness, gave letter from (?), grappling hook is a master. Northshield House - rooms 2g per night - 4g taken! 1g, 1s for food - retired 10 years ago. - don't like costa, racism!? - giants and dragons are sworn enemies - gossip, grew close to Mirrakkkkkk during break up with wife, wife was jealous - rumours wasn't a womaniser - confessed he was in love with her - wife found out - boarding house(!) Tomora! wife! owned! six windows - near derelict, woman in disarray - has fast frantic thoughts, gold, not staying in the house, PARANOIAIAIAOIIO! - Argalla - THAT BITCH venom pure - husband - brothers, glancing upstairs at the attic, - key locked in bra - SKELLINGTON - zardoz spidery - barrel in the room - skellington(!) snake skellington too! - key flying out of bra! - Zardoth takes the skellington of the snake - Magic bow for Zardoth (+1 longbow) - Noon tomorrow for burrry Back to costa - Zardoth sniffy gusset Forge - 3gp for a grappling hook (erm) - perception - fine armour and weapons - plaque Geldren Foehammer royal armouring, sold to Darth Helgar northern campground - after an apprentice - -1g sold for crowbar (erm) opened lockbox- 600c 180s 90e 55g - leather gusset - fails a roll 2g - good lunch Northern Campground - pitched tents - stone well - cottage - elderly man - Ivo asks shit - readin mind - pictures of the inside and climbing in the window - regret, annoyance and anger - Man behind the bar at the Talking Troll - image of threatening, truth will come out. - doesn't like stealin! Talking Troll - Human Man! Kaylen - Priest hasn't been back, - Fencing! - anxiety, his room A BAG! - a grand theatre in the place of the talking troll, Darth was a fucking thief, - In the room - underneath the bed a pouch containing coins 2s - lost to buying drinks - mind read, Kaylen, Darth Helgar released from prison 10 years in klink thieves guild - Costa Coffee - returns goods - 270g - haversack of maybe holding more - magical item (erm) - 50g from quest reward Town Hall - she offered us a corpse - madness! grief! - 50g from quest reward Northern Campground - Darth - repentant - talking to burgermeister Service for the dead snake. Darathra - more adventuring! more info on giants tomorrow at high sun

Author:	Squirt [ Mon Mar 22, 2021 23:34 ]
Post subject:	Re: Dungeons and Dragons
Thanks all! We solved a murder, a burglary, AND a blackmailing, all thanks to our innovative mind-reading/spider form-based investigation technique. Although frankly, I'm a bit disappointed that after Mirak's disappearance, no one thought to actually search his house.