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Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Feb 22, 2021 23:55

LOOT!

Owl visions goggles of shit wizard
Lockbox in bag o hold
34 arrows
9 broken shortbows
9 broken shortswords
Vial of poison gas - poofball - claimed by Ermintrude
1 written contract of Myptik declared his love and eternal servitude to Nezzar.

1100 c - 220 each
160 s - 32 each
50 e - 10 each
6 diamond - worth 100g each
Beautiful filigree wooden pipe platinum - claimed by Ermintrude

sdg · **Posted:** Mon Feb 22, 2021 23:58

Thoughts on the echoes of the memories you were saying as you explored, did it add anything to the experience of the caves?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Feb 22, 2021 23:59

I want a doodle of my beautiful filigree wooden pipe with platinum threading insets so that Gill can make me a custom item for being a good person and saving Zardoth from being hurt. And an updated character. tick tock.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5976

Thank you Dimrill! I have taken Zardoth's for safekeeping. I imagine there are some goodies in that lockbox that we can soon extract given a forge with levers and sledgehammers.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 0:56

sdg wrote:

Thoughts on the echoes of the memories you were saying as you explored, did it add anything to the experience of the caves?

Yeah! Absolutely, seemed that it should always have been that way. Would have been much less atmospheric without.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 0:57

Dimrill wrote:

I want a doodle of my beautiful filigree wooden pipe with platinum threading insets so that Gill can make me a custom item for being a good person and saving Zardoth from being hurt. And an updated character. tick tock.

You’ll get your drawing!

...I could have taken that bone Wizard on my own though, thanks to his shit dice and the power of MOONBEAM :metul:

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 0:59

I think we need to get Zardoth checked out. He seems to be breaking.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 1:52

We can call ourselves incredibly lucky to have a forgiving Danger Mouse, as that suicidal druid skipping around the chamber full of skellingtons could've been bummed to death before they blinked.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:04

Distracted by sound effects.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:37

Dimrill wrote:

We can call ourselves incredibly lucky to have a forgiving Danger Mouse, as that suicidal druid skipping around the chamber full of skellingtons could've been bummed to death before they blinked.

Also a stupid wizard trying to send the undead to sleep. Twice.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:42

Ivo remembered to not get killed though!

sdg · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:53

Squirt wrote:

Thank you all, that was good fun! I think Zardoth was quite lucky regarding Ghost Wizard's "Life Drain" attacks. those sound like they could have ended very badly.

Those rolls were awful, three attacks and all in single figures with one Nat 1. So lucky!

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:30

Zardoz wrote:

Ivo remembered to not get killed though!

Ivo rolled well.

Clearly the facial fuzz worked.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:35

sdg wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Thank you all, that was good fun! I think Zardoth was quite lucky regarding Ghost Wizard's "Life Drain" attacks. those sound like they could have ended very badly.

Those rolls were awful, three attacks and all in single figures with one Nat 1. So lucky!

Fortune favours the insane!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5976

sdg wrote:

Thoughts on the echoes of the memories you were saying as you explored, did it add anything to the experience of the caves?

Really liked them! Made sense narratively too, as it's meant to be this place brimming with magic!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 14:22

We seem to have taken a very direct route through the cave of thunder effects.

Wonder if we’d have found that crest if we’d gone t’other way(s)?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 14:46

*waltzes through poison* easy!

*Zardoth pisses pants*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:10

Hey! I told you all about the toxicity of those puffballs! My piss was natures way to make the spores cling to me safely below my waist line, it was a great plan but sadly, sdg didn't appreciate the intelligence behind it to give me advantage.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:10

I'm surprised you didn't try to send the puffballs to sleep :attitude:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:12

Sorry, but all I can remember is _someone_ throwing away all our good roleplaying and a certain 16 (the last of Myp's rolls for the day) only to look through a ghost's underwear drawer.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:18

I don't like the Un-alive, I was on that side of the room already, the door opened easily, the chest was unlocked!

You can't have it both ways, you said you like action! We still did all of th role-play anyway, it didn't disappear!

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Not like old "Show-us-the-crest-face" :metul:

AND, you got a fancy pipe!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:20

You'll be glad of me spamming Wild Shape next time x

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:21

You're lucky you had a sentinel nearby otherwise your brains would be halfway up a straw by now.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:22

*snarls*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:22

*marks territory*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:23

I didn't use my sippy cup!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 15:25

I found footage of you discovering a new creature to morph into.

https://i.imgur.com/OUpUjYj.gifv

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 16:29

That's how it worked with the rest of them.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 16:30

Ermintrude gets kitted out!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 16:37

We're starting to look more heroic since Shuu got his cape!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 16:53

Thank you. You are forgiven for your two massive brain failures last night.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 16:56

They often say geniuses are squaaaaaaaaaaaark, ribbit ribbit *gush*

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5976

We are! We've all got a magical doodab or two, plus I am sure we all have a few cool looking scars after all our fights.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 16:58

I know you’ve done a few of Myptik recently, but next time we’re somewhere dark I’d appreciate one of me in my NV goggles!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:03

None of those cogs mesh. And that circuit board isn't lore. I don't like the colour. And you're wearing it which is shit. And there's no neon "twat" sign across the forehead.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:15

So Myptik is going down the S&M C3PO route, sorted.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:16

Squirt wrote:

We are! We've all got a magical doodab or two, plus I am sure we all have a few cool looking scars after all our fights.

You're 78% scar tissue I think now. I'm thinking Hellraiser chic for for Ivo.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5976

To be honest, I pictured the glasses looking more like this

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:27

Squirt wrote:

To be honest, I pictured the glasses looking more like this

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:28

Well, you're all very close. But this is my inspiration:

myp · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:40

Dimrill wrote:

None of those cogs mesh. And that circuit board isn't lore. I don't like the colour. And you're wearing it which is shit. And there's no neon "twat" sign across the forehead.

Oh so you’re all about lore and canon now. I see

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5976

Zardoz wrote:

Squirt wrote:

We are! We've all got a magical doodab or two, plus I am sure we all have a few cool looking scars after all our fights.

You're 78% scar tissue I think now. I'm thinking Hellraiser chic for for Ivo.

Ivo probably does look like he's been through a shredder, but as long as he has his magical glass rod he'll make it through!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:47

Ermintrude! What's the names of your things? Axe is Hens tooth isn't it? Doe the shoes, cape and pipe have monikers?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:48

myp wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

None of those cogs mesh. And that circuit board isn't lore. I don't like the colour. And you're wearing it which is shit. And there's no neon "twat" sign across the forehead.

Oh so you’re all about lore and canon now. I see

I am.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 17:52

Just need Data’s brother being fired out of it now

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 18:08

Zardoz wrote:

Ermintrude! What's the names of your things? Axe is Hens tooth isn't it? Doe the shoes, cape and pipe have monikers?

Cape is Betty's Secret Garden (cos I can hide in rubble with it), Jerry's Boots, Smokey Puff Puff.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 18:10

Of course.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 19:57

Zardoz wrote:

Hey! I told you all about the toxicity of those puffballs! My piss was natures way to make the spores cling to me safely below my waist line, it was a great plan but sadly, sdg didn't appreciate the intelligence behind it to give me advantage.

You were there only one to get poisoned by then. Your piss was useless.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2021 20:13

I was harmed, yes. But whose to say if I hadn’t have coated my lower vestments in urine I’d have died of puffball?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5976

Zardoz wrote:

I was harmed, yes. But whose to say if I hadn’t have coated my lower vestments in urine I’d have died of puffball?

This is true. Maybe you should pee yourself more often, to protect against more hazards?

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