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Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 0:21 ]
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I was thinking of turning into a Dire Wolf and hunting the fucker down.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 0:22 ]
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That was about the Squirrel.

I could use MOONBEAM in our Cosy Crypt!
Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 0:26 ]
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But what if they're the previous owners? We have to respect their remains!

edit: plus we can't really send workers to clean the place up, corpse wise, without them potentially being killed to death by skellington.
Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 0:58 ]
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perhaps someone can detect thoughts
and find out what they're thinking.

My guess...

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
These are my nuts. My nuts
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:10 ]
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We can give the builders redcoats to wear, easy.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:11 ]
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Sdg has a game twin:
Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:14 ]
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I'm waiting for the Orcs sounding like The Wurzels.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:57 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
But what if they're the previous owners? We have to respect their remains!

Stuff them back in their sarcophagi and get the builders to seal them in real good?
Get Ivo or if needed drag Sister Wendy to our place to read their skulls to see how they can be settled down?
Build them a bird table?
Roll nuts towards them?
Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 11:08 ]
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Find a dog with a hunger for bones.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:06 ]
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*rolls d20*

*consults encounter chart*

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Your mum.
Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:07 ]
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I have a feeling that IF we decide to try and kill Hamon Toast, he'll just do a Glasssssssssssssstaffffff and try to leg it. With those notes on the mines we want.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:12 ]
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We needs to tricks him for the precious scrolls.

I could Wild shape into a small thing and knick them in his sleep?

...hang on... didn't he say he'll hand them over if we get him into town? We'd need to make sure the scrolls were legit and not some bogus copy.

WE NEED TO KILL HIM.
Author:  Squirt [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:18 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
*rolls d20*

*consults encounter chart*

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Your mum.

3rd Edition had a specific "Your Mum" chart.
Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:28 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
We needs to tricks him for the precious scrolls.

I could Wild shape into a small thing and knick them in his sleep?

...hang on... didn't he say he'll hand them over if we get him into town? We'd need to make sure the scrolls were legit and not some bogus copy.

WE NEED TO KILL HIM.


You forget he's a powerful member of They/Them. He might get us cancelled.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:49 ]
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He's on his own (apart from his 'children'). Easy pickings I say.

Happy to try the walk him into town / animal theft route before we destroy him though x
Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:51 ]
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Maybe re-grill Sister Wendy to see if she's got some anti-animated-corpse fairy dust.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:52 ]
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I'll get some erotic artwork sorted out to pay her with.
Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:53 ]
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Make it hard. I hear she likes gaping and rosebuds.
Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 16:44 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
I have a feeling that IF we decide to try and kill Hamon Toast, he'll just do a Glasssssssssssssstaffffff and try to leg it. With those notes on the mines we want.

For a warrior you are very attack-averse
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 17:14 ]
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We should have asked Siouxsie about Ermintrude's motivations.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 17:14 ]
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Ivo, read his head!
Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Jan 06, 2021 18:37 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
We should have asked Siouxsie about Ermintrude's motivations.

Ee wants ears. And a place to decorate with ears. So as to pleasure with the use of ears the genitals of ermintrude.
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 2:35 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
We should have asked Siouxsie about Ermintrude's motivations.

Ee wants ears. And a place to decorate with ears. So as to pleasure with the use of ears the genitals of ermintrude.


Ermintrude has no genitals in the conventional sense.
Author:  sdg [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:16 ]
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...Dare I ask?
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:17 ]
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I dunno. Dare you?
Author:  sdg [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:19 ]
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I don't know.
Author:  sdg [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:25 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
This unofficiciicla book look good

https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/produc ... dcover-pdf

Is this Gilly compatible?

I bought this book yesterday so while I might not follow it to the letter, I'm probably going to use it as inspiration for the mechanics behind the renovation of Tresander Manor. Which, by the way, you should feel free to rename as you see fit.

It's up to you as a group how you want the renovations to go as well. You could go for a straight forward renovation and have it restored to what it might have been like 500 years ago before the town was overwhelmed by the Orcs, you could fully customise the internal layout and room types, or you could go somewhere in the middle and say specific rooms you want and leave it to me to sort the layout based on that.

Sildar will provide costings when he gets word back from Neverwinter and once he's found out what trades and materials are available in Phandalin but in general, all three options will cost about the same with possible slight increases for highly specialised rooms.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:30 ]
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Oh shit... there goes our adventuring.
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:37 ]
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Yep. Now to dig in and start making horseshoes to fund our new palace! I can pull in 17 and a half gold per week doing that!
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:56 ]
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I can sell Goodberries and birdtables at the market.

Dancing bear shows too I suppose.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:58 ]
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How much gold etc have we got?
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:00 ]
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I have no idea what you've got. I've been putting what we've earned each session in the thread. But I think we've each bought stuff to alter totals individually. I know I have.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:14 ]
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I asked you to look after my share as I don't really need owt now I've got :metul: Studded :metul: Leather :metul: Armour :metul:

I'll just need a bit of an allowance if we ever find a Magical Druid Items Shop on our travels.
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:36 ]
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Well you've only just asked me, so you'll have to go back and find each little pile of coins you left at the end of each session. Hope you get there before a dragon does.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:38 ]
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We had a conversation about it in the mansion when I picked up my new armour :D

It'll be as much as Ivo/Chuu/Myptik has at the moment I guess.
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:45 ]
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Ivo spent money. Dave spent money. I spent money. Our rubber watcher is your only hope, but I suspect he hasn't done his homework either. You are a poor dungeoning man.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:47 ]
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I'll match with the lowest amount of the other members as I spent very little at Costa.

Or should we just start again?
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:55 ]
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OR! you could just go through the thread and add it all up.
Author:  Squirt [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 ]
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I didn't spend massive amounts, so copying me is probably fine
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 ]
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NO IT'S NOT! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIS LAZY POINTY EARED FACE! Rub his nose in it.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:48 ]
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Thank you, Ivo x

Would you like to be my new 'Money Man' by the way? Every time I Wild Shape my stuff flies all over the place.
Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:32 ]
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I haven’t spent a bean. I think I’ve got 2 plat and 2 gold after I exchanged upwards. However I missed a couple of sessions so didn’t get anything from those did I?
Author:  sdg [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:43 ]
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Any money found was a total sum and then divided by the party.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:45 ]
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sdg wrote:
Any money found was a total sum and then divided by the party.

Did the other members see me swallow the pearl I found in the goblin cave pool?
Author:  sdg [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:53 ]
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:ninja: If you tried to and tried to conceal it, you could find out!
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:54 ]
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It's ok, I'm happy to share with the party this time.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:56 ]
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Oh another money making scheme! We could harvest Brown Bear, Dire wolf, Giant Hyena teeth &/or Giant Wolf Spider Venom twice a day! :DD
Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 13:07 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
sdg wrote:
Any money found was a total sum and then divided by the party.

Did the other members see me swallow the pearl I found in the goblin cave pool?



We had this conversation already! Your age is showing mr swiss cheese brain. All the loot I posted was divided equally between 5 players. The assorted gems and purple murder pearls of peril I'm carrying.
Author:  Squirt [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 13:30 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Thank you, Ivo x

Would you like to be my new 'Money Man' by the way? Every time I Wild Shape my stuff flies all over the place.

Hmmm, Ivo would be happy to look after your money, but he does have a need to drop a WHOOOLE load of cash on censers made of filigree silver, incense, rare dried herbs and decorated crystal chalices.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 07, 2021 14:25 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
We had this conversation already! Your age is showing mr swiss cheese brain. All the loot I posted was divided equally between 5 players. The assorted gems and purple murder pearls of peril I'm carrying.

Ok. Eh? What... WOOF WOOF!!!
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