Be Excellent To Each Other

"The Night of Ivo"

Good game all! Apologies for the unpleasantness with the tentacles.

"Big Creatures do not always make Big Damage"

Fine by me, it's MrDave who needs apologies

"In which the Gang rescue a captive, deliver a shipment of mining goods and cross-dress a wizard"

And finally meet an American who isn’t evil.

RECAP!

5g - 1g each
25s - 5 each
24c - 5 each, I'll take 4 cos I found that one in session 1)

6 goblin ears
2 bugbear ears
3 chains
1 orb of Geoff
1 puzzlegeoff
1 jade frog
1 diamond (100g)
1 pearl (100g)
1 potion of flying
2 potion of heals

(yet to be paid 10g each for delivery to Geoff's Tradingpost)
(need to go to Liono and see if they're missing a shipment)
(need to get reward for lingerie model rental)
(Lord's Alliance reward for return of Geoff, 50g split)
(Cragmore Castle - location of Geoff? Told explicitly to level up before going)
(Wave Echo Cave - Puzzle box key)

Characters met/mentioned:
Dark Elf watching We
Reds - 5 killed
Glasstaff? Wizard?
Nolrononogeoff?
Nesser?
Thurdan?

Could Door Lady be Dark Roof Elf?

Was Krung injured in eldritch recklessness?

Will Ivo manage to sleep tonight?

I think the main takeaway is that it was Ivo's night to shine.

And he almost murdered Shuu. These religious types are always power crazy...

I think we need to investigate other avenues for voice/video chatting. Discord is flakey.

Ivo will sleep the sleep of the righteous tonight, knowing that he has fought against evil. Any collateral damage is unfortunate but sadly unavoidable.

Skype Rim

I have a corporate account on zoom so could host on there.

And I will sleep like a twitching dog. With the sour aftertaste of dirty dirty goblin.

50 % of the damage that Shuu has ever taken was from Ivos invasive tentacles.

Krung has a strange new hole in the rear

I've retired my black and gold dice set, definitely something wrong with them. Onwards with translucent green!

Totally forgot to make a batch of Goodberries to dish out! Preoccupied with bestiality.

What did I miss? And what’s happened to me?

You missed Ivo Penetrating Shuu and Krung with tentacles.

You guys need to work on your aim

We cleared out the other half of the cave system. Rescued Grundars shit bodyguard. Ivo awakened. Ermintrude killed two Goblins in one round. Shuu made some dirty pants. Zardoth changed into mighty (restrained) beasts of battle. You took on a saucy side job. Big magic came into play, Shuu'sThunderwave left him in the shit. Ivo's rescue blast almost killed him.

We're in town, Inn fight was thrust upon us, Mysterious lady had a word and the Inn keeper is being very nice to us. Puzzlebox key, castle, dwarf, Orb light thing, howl.

I think a sdg just needs to make a 'hold-to-mouth-a-bit-more-a-tron' with a pipe cleaner

Sorry about that! I've been waiting for a chance to unleash my tendrils of dark energy for three sessions, and I just couldn't resist.

Further thing I didn't mention due to tiredness.

(Geoff of Geoff's Trading Post mentioned the sheriff is missing)

We need an item of the Sheriffs clothing for me to sniff!

I'm kicking myself for not picking up the Red's swords to sell. I bet they'll be gone by the time we awake.

I suspect changing the sensitivity slider in discord is all that's required if it works elsewhere

DO any of you magey types need that diamond for doing a spell? I suspect we'd want to keep things that spells require like that pearl.

So Shuu is in a party with an ear pervert and a dirty clothes pervert. And a man who wangs him full of tentacles.

Poor Shuu. At least he's got a potato.

Use Kruung to plug up your hole.

Is ok. Much though I may complain, it was the right thing to do. It would have pretty much won the fight, and I think you did less damage to me that the 4 angry goons around me would have.

Plus if been sitting on thunderwave since the beginning, but there not been a group of unfriendles isolated from you lot until then. Happy Zappy.

I think those were the last decent rolls I had last night. I suspect Squirt's switched my dice.

I tried putting the sensitivity at one extreme and then the other but it didn't seem to make a difference. Both times you all said it sounded better but then when I relaxed into talking it played up again. I have my HyperX gaming headset, I could try that? Or we could try Zoom. My reluctance to try Zoom is purely because I'm hoping to integrate ambient sounds at some point and I don't think Zoom is the best for that.

I'll try to figure out why your tokens weren't visible on the combat map before next week. I was excited to see you could all control them all individually and then they disappeared

A change of headset might work. We can but try!

Also I vote for this as our travelling music: https://youtu.be/Bg59q4puhmg?t=70

You could do with a 27' iMac with its built in camera and mic

I like the idea that there was this brutal fight, the place smashed to hell and 5 people dead and then were just "OK, off to bed for us! See you all tomorrow!"

Are you using push to talk? Because my experience of Discord is that it works great if you turn off PTT, they have seriously fucked up the implementation somehow.

No, just using always on so I thought maybe the mic recording threshold is too low and the issue does seem to be related to that since it worked when I hold the mic up to my mouth, but I couldn't find the setting to reduce the effect of background noise monitoring.

Well it had been a very busy day.

Thought of a good way to increase our evening security detail to help Ermintrudes peace of mind protecting his 'strip all assets approach' loot. When it come to sleepy times, let me do a Trance kip to recharge my abilities first (while you get brush teeth etc) then once your all in bed surrounded by ears and money I'll change to Giant Wolf Spider and cover all the doors, windows and floors around our rooms with web. Web sense means I'll be alerted to any thing that touches it!

Just make sure you shout the safe word if you get up in the night to curl one out.

Edit: Gah... unlike Lionel Ritchie I can't last all night long... 1/2 hour per druid level in animal form.

I can dance on the ceiling though.

Saving up for a Den! Need gold!

Do you want to kit out the Goblin gaff?

Dunno yet. I'm somewhat souring on it as goblins know where it is.

I have need for shoppings.

@sdg ! Does my Minor Irritant tusk pendant work on all goblins, or just those that were in that there cave?

You'd need to use it to find out.

Oh you mysterious imp!

Ivo Awakens!!!

YES! Xunt's forgiveness be upon you, goblin. Feel Xunt's love as it rends the flesh from your bones.