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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 15:03 
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In my non-Beex campaign people rushed ahead and fell through the fragile floor on 3 separate occasions, despite being explicitly warned that the floor was dangerous. I could imagine the members of Rummage Inc rolling their eyes and cussing Zardoth every single time it happened.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 15:03 
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I remember when I used top play Dungeons & Dragons, used to draw pictures of it too, great days...

You can draw pics of my campaign? The character you drew for me standing and looking exasperated as all his party members fall through holes in the floorboards? :D :D


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 15:04 
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In a campaign I was playing, my dwarven cleric Bandar Fiercebeard/Wargrider/Buttslider (his name changed every time he did something well cool) cast augery to ask his God whether the way south was the good path to take, and received confirmation that it was. Bandar duly strode off down the passage and fell into a spiked pit.

As a result Bander spent the entire campaign thinking that his deity was a wanker, which is great fun to play.

He changed his name in your post! :DD

Also: LOL

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 15:07 
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Zardoz wrote:
I remember when I used top play Dungeons & Dragons, used to draw pictures of it too, great days...

You can draw pics of my campaign? The character you drew for me standing and looking exasperated as all his party members fall through holes in the floorboards? :D :D

I have to be part of the game to get the inspiration for the illustrations.

Or pay me.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 15:08 
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To be fair I've been MANIC busy at work for last couple of weeks... nice to have a doodle break. They'll be better post rest :metul:

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 15:09 
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Zardoz wrote:
Squirt wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
I remember when I used top play Dungeons & Dragons, used to draw pictures of it too, great days...

You can draw pics of my campaign? The character you drew for me standing and looking exasperated as all his party members fall through holes in the floorboards? :D :D

I have to be part of the game to get the inspiration for the illustrations.

Or pay me.

;) always worth a punt!


I think up until a few weeks back we had been pretty lucky with cancellations, we've just been unfortunate to have a bunch all in a row.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 15:12 
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Cras wrote:
In a campaign I was playing, my dwarven cleric Bandar Fiercebeard/Wargrider/Buttslider (his name changed every time he did something well cool) cast augery to ask his God whether the way south was the good path to take, and received confirmation that it was. Bandar duly strode off down the passage and fell into a spiked pit.

As a result Bander spent the entire campaign thinking that his deity was a wanker, which is great fun to play.


I imagine that's kinda what being a priest in ancient Greece or Viking-land would be like. "Please Zeus, don't screw this up for me. Let us just have this one battle / sea voyage / harvest without you turning into a beast and trying to shag everything"


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 15:52 
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we've just been unfortunate to have a bunch all in a row.

Fuck Mexican booze people and fuck life saving vaccinations.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 16:02 
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;) always worth a punt!.

Yep, you just rolled a '1'.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 16:06 
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Zardoz wrote:
Squirt wrote:
we've just been unfortunate to have a bunch all in a row.

Fuck Mexican booze people and fuck life saving vaccinations.

sdg really needs to hurry up and get that lottery win.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 16:18 
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;) always worth a punt!.

Yep, you just rolled a '1'.

:D


In my other game I took the "Lucky" feat to try to counteract my tendency to roll non-stop junk. It actually seems to be working - I've actually managed to dodge a few awful rolls that would have stuffed me otherwise.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 16:27 
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It wouldn't be the same if you changed now.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 16:48 
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It wouldn't be the same if you changed now.


i'm hoping for:

1.) We sort out what ever is causing issues in the sewer
2.) Ivo gets some sympathy action from this spooky lady
3.) From then on, Ivo rolls nothing under a 16


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 17:16 
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Squirt wrote:
i'm hoping for:

1.) We sort out what ever is causing issues in the sewer

Yeah, easy :metul:
Squirt wrote:
2.) Ivo gets some sympathy action from this spooky lady

Maybe, in an awkward eldritch way.

Squirt wrote:
3.) From then on, Ivo rolls nothing under a 16

Lolzipops

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 17:39 
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Zardoz wrote:
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2.) Ivo gets some sympathy action from this spooky lady

Maybe, in an awkward eldritch way.


So... Many... Tentacles...


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 17:59 
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Ten tickles :luv:

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 17:59 
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God it’s been weeks since I was an Octopus...

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 18:33 
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Zardoz wrote:
God it’s been weeks since I was an Octopus...

This is why when sdg can't make it we should just have freeform DM-less sessions where you can just be an octopus or bear for 2 hours.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 19:35 
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Like that scene in the Watcher show with Geralt in the bath in the inn only it's Zardoz as an octopus

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 21:01 
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Like that scene in the Watcher show with Geralt in the bath

Giphy "freud":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/xT0xeIXOU39ujKGqGY/giphy-loop.mp4

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 21:12 
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If you're asking if I'm watching you in the bath, then yes, always.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 22:55 
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*scooches over*

*pats the water*

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 23:02 
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Squirt wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
It wouldn't be the same if you changed now.


i'm hoping for:

1.) We sort out what ever is causing issues in the sewer
2.) Ivo gets some sympathy action from this spooky lady
3.) From then on, Ivo rolls nothing under a 16


What's going to happen:
1.) Ermintrude smashes whatever is causing issues in the sewer
2.) Ivo never hears from spooky lady again
3.) From then on, Ivo rolls nothing over a 1 6

So business as usual, then.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2021 15:41 
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What with poor old sdg's illness and my other group being a load of flakes, flim-flammers and lightweights, I'm now feeling dangerously DnD deficient. I'm struggling with all this stupid reality I'm having to deal with.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2021 15:55 
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Squirt wrote:
I'm struggling with all this stupid reality I'm having to deal with.

Okay, roll Wisdom to resist.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2021 16:02 
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Well, shit. Natural 1.

That's it, I am buying some other dice. These ones are clearly broken.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2021 16:07 
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There's a strong possibility of the next session being Rummages last when we all try and get a months worth of action into 2 hours.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Also: fnarr

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2021 19:16 
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Zardoz wrote:
There's a strong possibility of the next session being Rummages last when we all try and get a months worth of action into 2 hours.

Strong possibility of everyone just giving Ivo a thorough kicking for leading them into a sewer-based tentacle ambush


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:02 
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*shakes*

*Howls at the dice arena*

*scratches ear with hind tentacle*

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 16:31 
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Yeah, I miss you guys! It sucks having to spend my Monday nights with my family like some sort of chump.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 23:08 
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Well Monday nights are still going to be loser family nights when we move the awesome to Tuesday.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 15:34 
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Finally managed to round up my other group for a session next week - I think it'll be our 4th in total and we started in March. At this rate we'll clear the first spooky house by Christmas, and will then be able to start on the adventure proper. My slightly shambolic other group is really making me appreciate all you guys.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 15:39 
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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 17:21 
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There are some interesting little doodabs here that might be of interest to D&D folk. Little generators of dungeons and villages and cities and such.


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